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The bus
« on: 08 May 2018, 18:09:56 »

I got my bus pass last month and, as I haven't been on one for a loooooong time, I thought I'd try it today. I mean...it's for nowt...and I do live in Yorkshire. Never again, not while I've got a hole in my arse.
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Re: The bus
« Reply #1 on: 08 May 2018, 18:29:04 »

I'm not going to share transport with the great unwashed.
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Re: The bus
« Reply #2 on: 08 May 2018, 18:31:07 »

I'm not going to share transport with the great unwashed.
There's no need for you to, I told you I won't be getting on any more.  ;D
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Re: The bus
« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2018, 18:40:07 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
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« Reply #4 on: 08 May 2018, 18:52:41 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(
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« Reply #5 on: 08 May 2018, 18:53:42 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(
Would offering to take her home and shower her have been weird?
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« Reply #6 on: 08 May 2018, 18:56:08 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(
Would offering to take her home and shower her have been weird?
Quite gentlemanly, I would say. But.....things ain't what they used to be.  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 08 May 2018, 19:20:57 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 08 May 2018, 19:21:39 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off. ;)
Which end are we talking about here?  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 08 May 2018, 19:24:18 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(
Would offering to take her home and shower her have been weird?
Quite gentlemanly, I would say. But.....things ain't what they used to be.  ;D


I don't think you can acuse Al of being a gentleman. ::) ::).......unlike me.

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Re: The bus
« Reply #10 on: 08 May 2018, 19:27:33 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off. ;)
Which end are we talking about here?  ;D

Well.....I'm certainly not one of those 'strange individuals' who like to lay under a glass coffee table and watch. :P
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Re: The bus
« Reply #11 on: 08 May 2018, 19:35:55 »

Many moons ago I had a pretty but exceptionally pissed girl throw up all over me on a night bus.

I quite fancied my chances for some rumpo before that happened. :-\
You let a small detail like that stop you? I'm disappointed  :(

Yeah......perhaps I was being a wuss. It was just the smell combined with the warm  lumpy bits that put me off. ;)
Which end are we talking about here?  ;D

Well.....I'm certainly not one of those 'strange individuals' who like to lay under a glass coffee table and watch. :P
No. But you have knowledge of them, no doubt  :)
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Re: The bus
« Reply #12 on: 08 May 2018, 19:44:22 »

Last time I was on a bus must have ben about 25 years ago. I suddenly felt like I was back in my schooldays and had a great urge to tear up the seats and smash the windows.  :-[ ;D
Our school bus often drove straight to the cop shop instead of taking us to school.  ::) ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 08 May 2018, 20:00:41 »

Last time I was on a bus must have ben about 25 years ago. I suddenly felt like I was back in my schooldays and had a great urge to tear up the seats and smash the windows.  :-[ ;D
Our school bus often drove straight to the cop shop instead of taking us to school.  ::) ;D


I used to sit quietly at the back reading my bible. :)
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Re: The bus
« Reply #14 on: 08 May 2018, 20:49:47 »

Last time I was on a bus must have ben about 25 years ago. I suddenly felt like I was back in my schooldays and had a great urge to tear up the seats and smash the windows.  :-[ ;D
Our school bus often drove straight to the cop shop instead of taking us to school.  ::) ;D


I used to sit quietly at the back reading my bible. :)
Not at all surprised... It's full of incestual relationships and sexual intrigue :D
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