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Man flu
« on: 17 June 2018, 18:59:31 »

I've just come down with man flu, which as we now all know is by far the most virulent type on the planet.
Apparently, the only way to tone down the symptoms involves Joanne Whalley in a nurse's uniform, carrying a pot of cream!
I think it's available on the NHS..... :D

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Re: Man flu
« Reply #1 on: 17 June 2018, 19:06:38 »

I've just come down with man flu, which as we now all know is by far the most virulent type on the planet.
Apparently, the only way to tone down the symptoms involves Joanne Whalley in a nurse's uniform, carrying a pot of cream!
I think it's available on the NHS..... :D



Ron.

I think this could finish you off. :)

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Re: Man flu
« Reply #2 on: 17 June 2018, 19:07:30 »

If you REALLY had it Ron lad, you wouldn,t be able to muster carnal thoughts like that.  ::) ;D
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #3 on: 17 June 2018, 19:18:08 »

Don't you believe it, ronnyd, it helps to sweat the flu out of me!  :P

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Re: Man flu
« Reply #4 on: 17 June 2018, 19:22:16 »

Hop on a plane somewhere... That way you can feel better with yourself knowing that you have made 180 other people feel worse ;)
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #5 on: 17 June 2018, 19:29:11 »

Cant help with Joanne Whalley but a few years back on a BA Flight from Glasgow to Heathrow I did sit next to joanna lumley who had the window seat, mid flight the Flight Crew were dishing out Tea, Coffee and Scones with mini Jars of Strawberry Jam and Cottage Cream, She refused Hers, in fact her exact words were "Oh No!", with that I said to the Stewardess "I'll have Hers", and proceeded to tuck in, I can remember it now, all I got from her was a dirty look from the corner of my eye as I was stuffing into the Jam and Cream, nothing was said but at point as I was looking out of the window, she did say "Youve Got Cream on your nose" and then proceeded to look the other way to look at the window.

Well it did involve a Joanne and Cream but thats as far as it went Ron,  ;D get well soon.  :y
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #6 on: 17 June 2018, 19:35:16 »

DG, it would be more beneficial if I went and sat in the House of Commons for a while, yes?
Thanks for your good wishes, Zirk, but sitting next to Joanne Lovely and all you could do was to steal her scones and cream? Well, really!  :-X

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Re: Man flu
« Reply #7 on: 17 June 2018, 19:40:47 »

DG, it would be more beneficial if I went and sat in the House of Commons for a while, yes?
Thanks for your good wishes, Zirk, but sitting next to Joanne Lovely and all you could do was to steal her scones and cream? Well, really:-X

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Im an Essex Boy Ron, born on the Borders of East London and Essex, I know when Im out of my depth mate.  ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #8 on: 17 June 2018, 19:47:34 »

Pretty much the same as me, then - firstly Bow, then East Ham.
She knows that she is gorgeous, so no point in telling her so, but as an actress she would love to hear how great you think her performances were; e.g. in The New Avengers? We are all cheeky Cockneys in the East End!  ;D

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Re: Man flu
« Reply #9 on: 17 June 2018, 20:29:08 »

Nice knowing you Ron!  :y
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #10 on: 17 June 2018, 22:02:50 »

Miss Lumley also lived in Essex (Halstead) before she hit the big time.  ;)
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #11 on: 17 June 2018, 23:21:27 »

Miss Lumley also lived in Essex (Halstead) before she hit the big time.  ;)
Now you tell me Albs, Essex Girl eh, if I,d had known that I could have played with her Scones  :D and probably had muffins for breakfast.  ::)
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #12 on: 18 June 2018, 08:41:31 »

Ron, best summer cure for man flu is to sweat it out with a 20 mile ride on your pushbike. :y :y :y
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #13 on: 18 June 2018, 08:52:21 »

Ron, best summer cure for man flu is to sweat it out with a 20 minute  ride on p̶u̶s̶h̶ the local bike. :y :y :y
corrected for Ron's benefit  ;D
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Re: Man flu
« Reply #14 on: 18 June 2018, 09:49:48 »

Thanks for the compliment, Dave, in thinking that I've got 20 minutes in me!
Although those thoughts about Joanne Whalley and the pot of cream got me quite hot enough      :-[

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