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[Terbs]

I am now a resident of Brackley !!!!! The Omega is here, where it will be lovingly cared for by me, TB and the Gixer (not that they know it yet!!!! ) It has been a traumatic experience, and not one I am willing to repeat. I am lined up for a massive war with BT, I won't bore you with details....yet....
I have a few contacts here, no promises, but I will see if I can set up a meet in the vicinity....may have to lick a few arses to get there But we shall see !!!!

[BazaJT]

Good news that you're finally in Now the work will begin to "make it your own".I'm sure TB and Gixer will be delighted that you're going to graciously allow them to help with the care of your Omega

[aaronjb]

Brackley was in the news the other day - apparently it's not just TBs garage that go boom in the night.

[Doctor Gollum]

Well, that explains the house prices... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Brackley was in the news the other day - apparently it's not just TBs garage that go boom in the night.

He looks like a nefarious ne'er do well If ever I saw one........but I imagine they are common place in Brackley.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I am now a resident of Brackley !!!!! The Omega is here, where it will be lovingly cared for by me, TB and the Gixer (not that they know it yet!!!! ) It has been a traumatic experience, and not one I am willing to repeat. I am lined up for a massive war with BT, I won't bore you with details....yet....
I have a few contacts here, no promises, but I will see if I can set up a meet in the vicinity....may have to lick a few arses to get there But we shall see !!!!

I suggest you ensure they are of the female variety, Mr Terbert.

[STEMO]

Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight. 

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death'

It'll be your fault if he keels over.

[STEMO]

Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight. 

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death'

It'll be your fault if he keels over.

He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin. 

[STEMO]

Bargain Hunt is from Brackley, on telly now.

[Doctor Gollum]

Bargain Hunt is from Brackley, on telly now.

Any cheap grenades? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight. 

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death'

It'll be your fault if he keels over.

He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin. 

The mere thought could put a lesser man into extended therapy.

[Varche]

Glad you got oved OK.

Go steady on BT , as a major shareholder,  we need as many happy customers as possible.

[Kevin Wood]

Glad you got oved OK.

Go steady on BT , as a major shareholder,  we need as many happy customers as possible.

They could have fooled me.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Is Terbert now going to become an angry shouty man who doesn't suffer fools ?    …….they say theres something in the water in Brackley. 

[Kevin Wood]

Is Terbert now going to become an angry shouty man who doesn't suffer fools ?    …….they say theres something in the water in Brackley. 

It's the stuff in the air I'd be concerned about. I hope Terbert has issued himself with the appropriate PPE.

Glad to hear you've finally moved, Tony.

[neil74]

Do you want the gold estate back? its already been driven into and vandalised. it seems that whenever I fix or service one of these cars its like theres a big notice on top of the car saying please drive into me or kick the crap out of me.  I think this may well be my last omega going by the luck ive had with them..

[STEMO]

Do you want the gold estate back? its already been driven into and vandalised. it seems that whenever I fix or service one of these cars its like theres a big notice on top of the car saying please drive into me or kick the crap out of me.  I think this may well be my last omega going by the luck ive had with them..

That's probably more to do with where you live than the car you drive. 

[TheBoy]

Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight. 

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death'

It'll be your fault if he keels over.

He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin. 

I did reluctantly shove a Lamb Naga down my neck last night.

I didn't realise how hot it was until my visit to the potty this morning...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Glad you're all sorted, Tony, and not a heart attack in sight. 

Have you heard of the expression 'the kiss of death'

It'll be your fault if he keels over.

He'll definitely keel over if he licks Jaime's arse after a tiffin. 

I did reluctantly shove a Lamb Naga down my neck last night.

I didn't realise how hot it was until my visit to the potty this morning...

TMI.

[Terbs]

As per my original statement...war with BT. Tosspots cut off my phone and internet five days before we were moving. After loads of calls and hassle, they said it was activated in Brackley and was too much hassle to swap back. So I accepted it, as I got next doors internet details.
So we arrive here on Friday, and no phone or internet !!!! So we go to war...….and to cut a long story short, they decide I need an engineer to attend. He came this morning, tried the system, and looked quizzical. He disappeared, came back later and tried again and tested. 'All ok now....they had connected you to someone else's house' !!!!!! Our lines were swinging in the breeze, evidently.
You could not make it up !!!! TB....has your phone suddenly gone dead

[TheBoy]

TB....has your phone suddenly gone dead

I have phones lines? Here? In Brackley?

You can't consider yourself a yocal here until you accept electricity hasn't been invented, and running water is a luxury.