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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #135 on: 17 September 2018, 16:10:06 »

Perhaps those nice Russian chaps who have a penchant for visiting English towns would like to visit Barnsley.  :y

They could take in a game at Barnsley FC, see the church, visit Wentworth Castle and maybe even pass by Uncle STEMO's house!  :D
Hmmmmm.......no doorknob. They'd have to post it through the letterbox.  ;D

Well if you get a little bottle of aftershave through the letterbox from an 'unknown admirer' you know what to do!  :)
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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #136 on: 17 September 2018, 16:12:42 »

Perhaps those nice Russian chaps who have a penchant for visiting English towns would like to visit Barnsley.  :y

They could take in a game at Barnsley FC, see the church, visit Wentworth Castle and maybe even pass by Uncle STEMO's house!  :D
Hmmmmm.......no doorknob. They'd have to post it through the letterbox.  ;D

Well if you get a little bottle of aftershave through the letterbox from an 'unknown admirer' you know what to do!  :)

How high is the spire at Barnsley? Not 123m, I bet. Can't see them being very interested. :-\
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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #137 on: 17 September 2018, 18:25:51 »

Be very careful if Mrs STEMO complains of having dry eyes and buys an over the counter bottle of eye drops. :-X It only takes a few drops added to your food and it's bye bye STEMO. A US wifey has just been charged with doing this and killing her husband. :o The bad news is it obviously fails the not detectable poison test. :-[
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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #138 on: 17 September 2018, 19:39:07 »

Be very careful if Mrs STEMO complains of having dry eyes and buys an over the counter bottle of eye drops. :-X It only takes a few drops added to your food and it's bye bye STEMO. A US wifey has just been charged with doing this and killing her husband. :o The bad news is it obviously fails the not detectable poison test. :-[

I think she'll do away with him sooner rather than later. It'll be a kindness not to let him linger on. :)
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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #139 on: 17 September 2018, 20:06:22 »

Be very careful if Mrs STEMO complains of having dry eyes and buys an over the counter bottle of eye drops. :-X It only takes a few drops added to your food and it's bye bye STEMO. A US wifey has just been charged with doing this and killing her husband. :o The bad news is it obviously fails the not detectable poison test. :-[

Yep. That's no good. What she needs is a sudden, tragic, accidental camping equipment failure in his vicinity to send him into orbit and . Now, ... <rubs chin> :-X
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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #140 on: 18 September 2018, 15:00:02 »

Be very careful if Mrs STEMO complains of having dry eyes and buys an over the counter bottle of eye drops. :-X It only takes a few drops added to your food and it's bye bye STEMO. A US wifey has just been charged with doing this and killing her husband. :o The bad news is it obviously fails the not detectable poison test. :-[

Yep. That's no good. What she needs is a sudden, tragic, accidental camping equipment failure in his vicinity to send him into orbit and . Now, ... <rubs chin> :-X

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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #141 on: 18 September 2018, 18:25:18 »

Be very careful if Mrs STEMO complains of having dry eyes and buys an over the counter bottle of eye drops. :-X It only takes a few drops added to your food and it's bye bye STEMO. A US wifey has just been charged with doing this and killing her husband. :o The bad news is it obviously fails the not detectable poison test. :-[

Yep. That's no good. What she needs is a sudden, tragic, accidental camping equipment failure in his vicinity to send him into orbit and . Now, ... <rubs chin> :-X
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Re: Cost of rent in the private rented sector.
« Reply #142 on: 18 September 2018, 20:13:05 »

I over heard a very odd chap asking for eye drops at the pharmacy in ADSA this evening, lady asked well what type do you want? he just raised his voice to EYE DROPS, later saw him at the till with a right crank of a wife so Ii expect her cocoa might taste a bit bitter tonight  ;D
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