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The C word .....
« on: 03 October 2018, 20:38:51 »

Went to a local garden centre this afternoon.   ??? ??? ??? ???
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #1 on: 03 October 2018, 21:00:16 »

This C word is worse than the other C word. :-\
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #2 on: 03 October 2018, 21:20:28 »

Cancer?
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #3 on: 03 October 2018, 21:22:20 »

Chlamydia?

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Colonoscopy?

Wait, I know...

Corbyn :D
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #4 on: 03 October 2018, 21:57:44 »

Ahem!  ::)  We already have a thread about C... when it's not C...  :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=143596.0;all
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #5 on: 03 October 2018, 22:02:59 »

Chlamydia?

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Colonoscopy?

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Corbyn :D

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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #6 on: 03 October 2018, 22:04:45 »

Christ. I was fuming enough when I went into our local emporium of value-led economy purchases (otherwise known as B and M) and found half the aisles dedicated to gift sets and chocolate...
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #7 on: 03 October 2018, 22:11:37 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ???  :-\

A shower?
A bunch?
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #8 on: 03 October 2018, 22:12:47 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ???  :-\

A shower?
A bunch?
Definitely a shower.
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #9 on: 03 October 2018, 22:13:24 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ???  :-\

A shower?
A bunch?

A hairy bush of.....
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #10 on: 03 October 2018, 22:14:37 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ??? :-\

A shower?
A bunch?
Definitely a shower.


A parliament.
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #11 on: 03 October 2018, 22:23:18 »

Bunch...

Shower is for shits.  :D
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #12 on: 03 October 2018, 22:23:35 »

Definitely a bunch of cu**s , used it several times when referring to management..😀😁😂
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« Reply #13 on: 03 October 2018, 22:32:46 »

Definitely a bunch of cu**s , used it several times when referring to management..😀😁😂
Ah, you mean a Focus Group  ;)
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #14 on: 03 October 2018, 22:50:46 »

A Commission of....
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