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The C word .....
« on: 03 October 2018, 20:38:51 »

Went to a local garden centre this afternoon.   ??? ??? ??? ???
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #1 on: 03 October 2018, 21:00:16 »

This C word is worse than the other C word. :-\
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #2 on: 03 October 2018, 21:20:28 »

Cancer?
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« Reply #3 on: 03 October 2018, 21:22:20 »

Chlamydia?

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Colonoscopy?

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Corbyn :D
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« Reply #4 on: 03 October 2018, 21:57:44 »

Ahem!  ::)  We already have a thread about C... when it's not C...  :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=143596.0;all
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #5 on: 03 October 2018, 22:02:59 »

Chlamydia?

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Colonoscopy?

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Corbyn :D

Conservative ?  (with a capital C) . . . . . . .  ;D  Runs and hides



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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #6 on: 03 October 2018, 22:04:45 »

Christ. I was fuming enough when I went into our local emporium of value-led economy purchases (otherwise known as B and M) and found half the aisles dedicated to gift sets and chocolate...
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« Reply #7 on: 03 October 2018, 22:11:37 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ???  :-\

A shower?
A bunch?
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« Reply #8 on: 03 October 2018, 22:12:47 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ???  :-\

A shower?
A bunch?
Definitely a shower.
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« Reply #9 on: 03 October 2018, 22:13:24 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ???  :-\

A shower?
A bunch?

A hairy bush of.....
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« Reply #10 on: 03 October 2018, 22:14:37 »

Anyway talking of the C word and I mean the rude word for female genitalia rather than the religious holiday in December.  :)

What is the collective?  ??? :-\

A shower?
A bunch?
Definitely a shower.


A parliament.
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« Reply #11 on: 03 October 2018, 22:23:18 »

Bunch...

Shower is for shits.  :D
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #12 on: 03 October 2018, 22:23:35 »

Definitely a bunch of cu**s , used it several times when referring to management..😀😁😂
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« Reply #13 on: 03 October 2018, 22:32:46 »

Definitely a bunch of cu**s , used it several times when referring to management..😀😁😂
Ah, you mean a Focus Group  ;)
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #14 on: 03 October 2018, 22:50:46 »

A Commission of....
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #15 on: 04 October 2018, 07:30:57 »

 Tilbo, using that C word to describe management is incorrect. By calling them that you are referring to something that cheers a certain amount of up when you see one of them and they are usfull. They are Assholes. All they come out with is S!1t and wind
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Re: The C word .....
« Reply #16 on: 04 October 2018, 09:12:54 »

Ahem!  ::)  We already have a thread about C... when it's not C...  :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=143596.0;all

There wasn't a picture to go with it though  :-*
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« Reply #17 on: 04 October 2018, 10:10:01 »

Ahem!  ::)  We already have a thread about C... when it's not C...  :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=143596.0;all

There wasn't a picture to go with it though  :-*

I refuse to engage in imagery and idolatry out of season.  :P  ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 04 October 2018, 11:07:56 »

And the biggest lying, cheating, duplicitous, political chicanery I have ever seen, the see you next tuesday C of them all Appeaser May's Chequers, which if it goes through will make us all much poorer where we are a vassal state of the EU with no say whatsoever on what the EU imposes on us. >:( >:( >:(

One MP has publically shown the letter to the 1922 Committee of no confidence in May, hopefully another 47 will be there by the end of next week. :y :y :y
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« Reply #19 on: 04 October 2018, 11:25:11 »

And the biggest lying, cheating, duplicitous, political chicanery I have ever seen, the see you next tuesday C of them all Appeaser May's Chequers, which if it goes through will make us all much poorer where we are a vassal state of the EU with no say whatsoever on what the EU imposes on us. >:( >:( >:(

One MP has publically shown the letter to the 1922 Committee of no confidence in May, hopefully another 47 will be there by the end of next week. :y :y :y

It will be watered down further before it goes through.

The EU hasn't finished giving us a good kicking yet. :)
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« Reply #20 on: 04 October 2018, 11:39:45 »

Ahem!  ::)  We already have a thread about C... when it's not C...  :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=143596.0;all

There wasn't a picture to go with it though  :-*

I refuse to engage in imagery and idolatry out of season.  :P  ;D

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« Reply #21 on: 04 October 2018, 11:55:07 »

The year comes in three parts. Sept to Dec is Christmas. January to April is Easter and May till August is the summer holidays. All great excuses for retailers to relieve us of our hard earned.
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« Reply #22 on: 04 October 2018, 12:06:52 »

The year comes in three parts. Sept to Dec is Christmas. January to April is Easter and May till August is the summer holidays. All great excuses for retailers to relieve us of our hard earned.

Depressingly true.

I'm away to shoot myself. :)
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« Reply #23 on: 04 October 2018, 12:21:38 »

The year comes in three parts. Sept to Dec is Christmas. January to April is Easter and May till August is the summer holidays. All great excuses for retailers to relieve us of our hard earned.

Depressingly true.

I'm away to shoot myself. :)
None of it matters when you have unlimited funds.
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« Reply #24 on: 04 October 2018, 12:56:36 »

The year comes in three parts. Sept to Dec is Christmas. January to April is Easter and May till August is the summer holidays. All great excuses for retailers to relieve us of our hard earned.

Depressingly true.

I'm away to shoot myself. :)
None of it matters when you have unlimited funds.


I'm always baffled by the 'wealthy Opti' bit.

This is the Omega forum. The clue to wealth (or lack of it) is in the name. A Vauxhall car that hasn't been built for 15 years.

I imagine the good people of the Vectra/Signum forums are even more piss poor. :)

Yes...I'll need to top myself. :)
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« Reply #25 on: 04 October 2018, 13:19:52 »

The year comes in three parts. Sept to Dec is Christmas. January to April is Easter and May till August is the summer holidays. All great excuses for retailers to relieve us of our hard earned.

Depressingly true.

I'm away to shoot myself. :)
None of it matters when you have unlimited funds.


I'm always baffled by the 'wealthy Opti' bit.

This is the Omega forum. The clue to wealth (or lack of it) is in the name. A Vauxhall car that hasn't been built for 15 years.

I imagine the good people of the Vectra/Signum forums are even more piss poor. :)

Yes...I'll need to top myself. :)
I agree with you. If we forget the jag and the paying off of the mortgage and your financial portfolio, you're as poor as the rest of us.  ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 04 October 2018, 13:47:01 »

The year comes in three parts. Sept to Dec is Christmas. January to April is Easter and May till August is the summer holidays. All great excuses for retailers to relieve us of our hard earned.

Depressingly true.

I'm away to shoot myself. :)
None of it matters when you have unlimited funds.


I'm always baffled by the 'wealthy Opti' bit.

This is the Omega forum. The clue to wealth (or lack of it) is in the name. A Vauxhall car that hasn't been built for 15 years.

I imagine the good people of the Vectra/Signum forums are even more piss poor. :)

Yes...I'll need to top myself. :)
I agree with you. If we forget the jag and the paying off of the mortgage and your financial portfolio, you're as poor as the rest of us.  ;D

Don't forget the castle in Wales!  ;)  :y
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« Reply #27 on: 04 October 2018, 16:41:06 »

The year comes in three parts. Sept to Dec is Christmas. January to April is Easter and May till August is the summer holidays. All great excuses for retailers to relieve us of our hard earned.

Depressingly true.

I'm away to shoot myself. :)
None of it matters when you have unlimited funds.


I'm always baffled by the 'wealthy Opti' bit.

This is the Omega forum. The clue to wealth (or lack of it) is in the name. A Vauxhall car that hasn't been built for 15 years.

I imagine the good people of the Vectra/Signum forums are even more piss poor. :)

Yes...I'll need to top myself. :)
I agree with you. If we forget the jag and the paying off of the mortgage and your financial portfolio, you're as poor as the rest of us.  ;D

Don't forget the castle in Wales;)  :y

I'm pretty sure that by definition a castle has more than four bedrooms and was built prior to 1986. ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 04 October 2018, 16:51:45 »

I agree with you. If we forget the jag and the paying off of the mortgage and your financial portfolio and the four bedroom property in Wales, you're as poor as the rest of us  ::)
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« Reply #29 on: 04 October 2018, 17:02:49 »

I agree with you. If we forget the jag and the paying off of the mortgage and your financial portfolio and the four bedroom property in Wales, you're as poor as the rest of us  ::)

I suppose it all depends on your definition of wealth.


Wealth to me is somebody who owns a tropical island or two, have their own 747, and also own Chelsea football club.......oh, and pay SFA in the way of tax. :)

Owning a car made by little brown men who can't afford shoes does not imply wealth.
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« Reply #30 on: 04 October 2018, 21:43:10 »

I always think " comfortably off " sums up the position some people find themselves in eventually once mortgage kids & other cash draining items are taken care of , you can afford most things within reason but you are wise enough to decide if you really need them.
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« Reply #31 on: 04 October 2018, 22:40:34 »

I must admit that SWMBO and me (bad grammar :D) have found ourselves much more comfortable in retirement due to having no mortgage. The only thing i will say is that i,m not cash rich but property rich and you can,t spend that. Unless you go to the equity release thieves. >:(
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« Reply #32 on: 05 October 2018, 06:45:27 »

I must admit that SWMBO and me (bad grammar :D) have found ourselves much more comfortable in retirement due to having no mortgage. The only thing i will say is that i,m not cash rich but property rich and you can,t spend that. Unless you go to the equity release thieves. >:(
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Definitely right there , that equity release nonsense is the perfect way to lose everything you've worked hard for , surprised how many people are taken in by it , the compound interest will take virtually every penny . Only one winner the thieving scumbag companies that offer it.
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« Reply #33 on: 05 October 2018, 08:03:20 »

Release the Christmas Smiley's :)
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