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Sir Tigger QC

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Identifying
« on: 07 November 2018, 23:40:19 »

In our modern world it seems that people can 'identify' as all sorts of things ie different gender, race, religion, nationality etc.  :)

This guy is trying to identify as a different age! He is 69 and wants to officially identify as 45.  ::)  One of his reasons are that he'll get better results from Tinder!  ;D

It's a great idea so from now on I am 19!  :y  Now where did I put that Marina?!  :-\  8)  ;D
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #1 on: 07 November 2018, 23:55:06 »

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #2 on: 08 November 2018, 00:07:52 »

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
69 :o
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #3 on: 08 November 2018, 08:31:28 »

As perhaps noted on here before, my age is 29 and has been for some time.....  :y

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Re: Identifying
« Reply #4 on: 08 November 2018, 08:37:32 »

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
69 :o
Unless you mean vodka and tonic, in which case you're 54 ish ::)
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #5 on: 08 November 2018, 09:01:49 »

Well I'm 21-and have been since 1974 :D Trouble is that's in my head the rest of me says I might be telling fibs ::)
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #6 on: 08 November 2018, 09:27:00 »

I'm whatever age people see me as, and what that is I don't care!

That means I've got to an age when it does not matter any more! :P :P ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #7 on: 08 November 2018, 09:29:50 »

I love this man. What a way to make a point :y
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #8 on: 08 November 2018, 15:41:20 »

Absolute nonsense, you can never fool people by lying about your age.

Just be straight with people, my true age is 49 plus Vat.
69 :o
Nope its 58  ::)
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #9 on: 08 November 2018, 15:42:42 »

Eighteen till I die. :)
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #10 on: 08 November 2018, 15:43:33 »

Eighteen till I die. :)

Is that your collar size?
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Re: Identifying
« Reply #11 on: 08 November 2018, 15:48:59 »

In future, I wish to identify as a mop and bucket.  :y

The one in the ladies' changing room at the gym* will be just fine. :-*













* - No, I don't really go to a gym ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 09 November 2018, 05:02:14 »

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Re: Identifying
« Reply #14 on: 09 November 2018, 05:12:18 »

As I've said before the world has gone completely nuts!
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