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« Reply #240 on: 11 January 2019, 11:02:24 »

Still, if we're banning things, let's ban caravans before we ban drones :P

Except the ones that sell kebabs, please!

Obviously! ;) ;D

 Exactly what is in kebab meat or is it better if I don't ask?..... :-X
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Sure signs of a good night out the world over ;D
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« Reply #241 on: 11 January 2019, 13:07:45 »

Still, if we're banning things, let's ban caravans before we ban drones :P

Except the ones that sell kebabs, please!

Obviously! ;) ;D

 Exactly what is in kebab meat or is it better if I don't ask?..... :-X

Actually, we have a kebab shop here which is so good that I go there sober, as well as pi##ed. :o

I have a Chicken shish, though, rather than the generic "meat".  ;D
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« Reply #242 on: 11 January 2019, 13:34:48 »

I always chuckle at Chinese menus that contain the "Mixed Meat Special" or "Mixed Meat Chow Mein" .. they're always very non-specific on the mystery meat.
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« Reply #243 on: 11 January 2019, 13:35:28 »

I always chuckle at Chinese menus that contain the "Mixed Meat Special" or "Mixed Meat Chow Mein" .. they're always very non-specific on the mystery meat.
Probably less hassle from the RSPCA that way. :-X
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« Reply #244 on: 11 January 2019, 16:55:55 »

Still, if we're banning things, let's ban caravans before we ban drones :P

Except the ones that sell kebabs, please!

Obviously! ;) ;D

 Exactly what is in kebab meat or is it better if I don't ask?..... :-X

Actually, we have a kebab shop here which is so good that I go there sober, as well as pi##ed. :o

I have a Chicken shish, though, rather than the generic "meat".  ;D
Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.
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« Reply #245 on: 11 January 2019, 16:58:42 »

Incidentally, it would appear that you can't readily buy dedicated drone insurance for personal use... It gets tacked onto your house policy.
I have no issues in buying my insurance (3rd party liability only, obviously)
Be interested to know where when the need arises ;)
Sure, let me know then.  I wont post publically, due to the vitriolic nature of the anti-drone brigade, who don't actually grasp what a drone is, or the rules around them.
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« Reply #246 on: 11 January 2019, 18:13:01 »

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« Reply #247 on: 11 January 2019, 22:26:03 »


Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel. ;)
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« Reply #248 on: 12 January 2019, 12:35:19 »


Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel. ;)
peeing on your hands gets rid of the diesel smell ,urine is a de-greaser  :y
but diesel and the spices hides the smell/taste of the badly stored rotting meat  :y
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« Reply #249 on: 12 January 2019, 13:16:12 »


Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel. ;)
peeing on your hands gets rid of the diesel smell ,urine is a de-greaser  :y
but diesel and the spices hides the smell/taste of the badly stored rotting meat  :y

Dave, the mind boggles. How do you know this stuff!? :o
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« Reply #250 on: 12 January 2019, 13:47:06 »

I wouldn't eat at his pub...  :D
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« Reply #251 on: 12 January 2019, 14:01:07 »


Yup, the shop in Brakkers is good as well. Avoid the van that hogs most of the limited parking spaces in town - matters not how many Stellas your supped, it still tastes of paraffin.

So would your cooking if you had nowhere to wash your hands after filling the generator up with diesel. ;)
peeing on your hands gets rid of the diesel smell ,urine is a de-greaser  :y
but diesel and the spices hides the smell/taste of the badly stored rotting meat  :y

Dave, the mind boggles. How do you know this stuff!? :o
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I've seen the poor hygiene ,food rotting ,bad practice etc etc 

and everyone knows if you pee on grease covered washing up ,it cuts through all the grease .....
that's why kitchen sinks are 900mm high ,level with  men's "de-greaser dispenser"
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« Reply #252 on: 12 January 2019, 14:04:13 »

Urgh, who you goner call? Pee grease busters.

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