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Happy New Year!
« on: 01 January 2019, 10:40:05 »

I hope that 2019 is happy, healthy and prosperous for you all!  :y :y :y
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #1 on: 01 January 2019, 10:59:25 »

I hope that 2019 is happy, healthy and prosperous for you all!  :y :y :y

Yes.........out with the old and in with the new. You could get 2019 off to a good start by cubing the Victorian BMW.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #2 on: 01 January 2019, 11:21:29 »

It's a new year! When I woke up this morning all my aches and pains had disappeared, I had loads of money in the bank and I looked ten years younger.
Happy new year.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #3 on: 01 January 2019, 11:39:13 »

I think you'll find that was shortly before you woke up ::) ::) ;D happy and healthy new year to all OOFers and their families :y
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #4 on: 01 January 2019, 11:50:09 »

It's a new year! When I woke up this morning all my aches and pains had disappeared, I had loads of money in the bank and I looked ten years younger.
Happy new year.

The benefits of having a far younger wife.......although the part about having more money in the bank doesn't hold true.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #5 on: 01 January 2019, 12:41:29 »

I hope that 2019 is happy, healthy and prosperous for you all!  :y :y :y

Yes.........out with the old and in with the new. You could get 2019 off to a good start by cubing the Victorian BMW.

2019 should be a good year for the BMW as I intend to stop treating her as a mobile skip and start treating her as the appreciating modern classic she deserves to be.  :y
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #6 on: 01 January 2019, 12:43:51 »

I hope that 2019 is happy, healthy and prosperous for you all!  :y :y :y

Yes.........out with the old and in with the new. You could get 2019 off to a good start by cubing the Victorian BMW.

2019 should be a good year for the BMW as I intend to stop treating her as a mobile skip and start treating her as the appreciating modern classic she deserves to be.  :y


 The dated derv has to be worth more than an M1 already.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #7 on: 01 January 2019, 12:48:29 »

I hope that 2019 is happy, healthy and prosperous for you all!  :y :y :y

Yes.........out with the old and in with the new. You could get 2019 off to a good start by cubing the Victorian BMW.

2019 should be a good year for the BMW as I intend to stop treating her as a mobile skip and start treating her as the appreciating modern classic she deserves to be.  :y


 The dated derv has to be worth more than an M1 already.

How much in depreciation have you lost on your Jag M'lud?  ???  ;D
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #8 on: 01 January 2019, 12:57:25 »

I hope that 2019 is happy, healthy and prosperous for you all!  :y :y :y

Yes.........out with the old and in with the new. You could get 2019 off to a good start by cubing the Victorian BMW.

2019 should be a good year for the BMW as I intend to stop treating her as a mobile skip and start treating her as the appreciating modern classic she deserves to be.  :y


 The dated derv has to be worth more than an M1 already.

How much in depreciation have you lost on your Jag M'lud?  ???  ;D

I'm trying to be optimistic for the new year. I'd rather not know......

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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #9 on: 01 January 2019, 12:58:42 »

......but somewhere around 10,000 in the 16 months I've owned it wouldn't be far wrong.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #10 on: 01 January 2019, 13:00:27 »

......but somewhere around 10,000 in the 16 months I've owned it wouldn't be far wrong.
You could have bought Tigger's beemer with that money.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #11 on: 01 January 2019, 13:04:52 »

......but somewhere around 10,000 in the 16 months I've owned it wouldn't be far wrong.
You could have bought Tigger's beemer with that money.

I doubt 10,000 would be enough to secure a 20 years old classic derv BMW.  Sir Tig wouldn't sell it to me for such a paltry amount.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #12 on: 01 January 2019, 13:06:21 »

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #13 on: 01 January 2019, 13:08:13 »

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey.
Now look what you've done, he's gone off somewhere to sulk. Poor lad.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #14 on: 01 January 2019, 13:09:15 »

Happy new year everybody
I wish you all health,wealth and happiness  :)
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #15 on: 01 January 2019, 13:12:40 »

Happy new year everybody
I wish you all health,wealth and happiness  :)
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Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........
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« Reply #16 on: 01 January 2019, 13:24:55 »


Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

Even Morrisons petrol is high here let alone BP  ::)

Mrs spent all our money over the holiday
your fault ,you should have kept her busy in the kitchen and bedroom  ;D
if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........
see above  ::)  ;D
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #17 on: 01 January 2019, 13:47:33 »

Happy new year everybody
I wish you all health,wealth and happiness  :)
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Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

Seriously though. You need to be wary of high blood pressure as it can lead to a stroke if left untreated.

I'd hate to think of you dribbling into your cardigan whilst aimlessly watching Corrie.

.......oh, hang on a minute, it may be too late.
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #18 on: 01 January 2019, 16:22:40 »

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.
Nah, both were loud and clear ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 01 January 2019, 16:24:55 »

Started the New Year with a cooked breakfast and a five mile stroll through the New Forest.

That's the year's exercise done in one hit, which leaves 364 days to relax :D
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« Reply #20 on: 01 January 2019, 16:51:05 »

I actually went for a walk this afternoon, and covered at least a mile. I really was that bored.  :)
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #21 on: 01 January 2019, 19:05:43 »

Hoping for better in January than what we had in December, (wrecked car and SWMBO). A very Happy New Year to all on OOF and thanks for all the good luck messages. 8)
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Re: Happy New Year!
« Reply #22 on: 02 January 2019, 18:21:38 »

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.
Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.
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« Reply #23 on: 02 January 2019, 20:53:34 »

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.
Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.


BY 12th night. You can take them down any time before that.
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« Reply #24 on: 02 January 2019, 20:57:40 »

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.
Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.
We took ours down on 3rd night.  :)

BY 12th night. You can take them down any time before that.
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« Reply #25 on: 03 January 2019, 17:30:15 »

Without the use of a smiley irony and sarcasm is difficult to convey. I'm hoping that lazy bastard TB gets rid of the Christmas crap sooner rather than later.
Something about 12th night, or some such claptrap.


BY 12th night. You can take them down any time before that.
Depends on who/where.  Apparently it must be on 12th night.
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« Reply #26 on: 04 January 2019, 13:11:17 »

Happy new year everybody
I wish you all health,wealth and happiness  :)
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Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........

Seriously though. You need to be wary of high blood pressure as it can lead to a stroke if left untreated.

I'd hate to think of you dribbling into your cardigan whilst aimlessly watching Corrie.

.......oh, hang on a minute, it may be too late.

If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.
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« Reply #27 on: 04 January 2019, 13:33:15 »



Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........


If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.
Hopefully uncle STEMO has been to the doctors and all is well or the doc has given him medication .
buying a monitor and constantly checking his blood pressure will just cause stress and increase BP
BP changes all the time ,depending on what your up to,(resting and relaxed =lower ,out on the rob or running away from the rozzers =high)


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« Reply #28 on: 04 January 2019, 13:46:40 »



Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........


If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.
Hopefully uncle STEMO has been to the doctors and all is well or the doc has given him medication .
buying a monitor and constantly checking his blood pressure will just cause stress and increase BP
BP changes all the time ,depending on what your up to,(resting and relaxed =lower ,out on the rob or running away from the rozzers =high)

I'm worried about the old boy 'having a fall' when the icy weather arrives. He might end up needing a plastic knee or hip.
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Going to the doctors on Friday cause my BP is very high, the Mrs spent all our money over the holiday and if you think I'm gonna start being happy at my time of life...........


If it has been high & untreated for some time it increases long term memory loss and is a dementia causing factor, so get it sorted & spend a few s on a BP monitor to check it regularly.
Hopefully uncle STEMO has been to the doctors and all is well or the doc has given him medication .
buying a monitor and constantly checking his blood pressure will just cause stress and increase BP
BP changes all the time ,depending on what your up to,(resting and relaxed =lower ,out on the rob or running away from the rozzers =high)

I'm worried about the old boy 'having a fall' when the icy weather arrives. He might end up needing a plastic knee or hip.
have you not seen those documentaries "The Terminator" and "Robocop" and "Bionic man"
If you replace all the worn out parts on uncle STEMO with bionic/robot parts you'd end up with Robostemo , not Robocop .but  Roborobber  :o
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« Reply #30 on: 04 January 2019, 15:32:43 »

I am touched








by your concerns.

I am getting a 24 hour blood pressure monitor to wear. Unfortunately, the practice can only afford one, and there are three on the list before me. But the nice lady doctor assured me that my head will not explode imminently, and I am still the most handsome patient in the whole of Yorkshire.
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« Reply #31 on: 04 January 2019, 15:37:03 »

.....and I am still the most handsome patient in the whole of Yorkshire.

I think it is more serious than they realise.
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« Reply #33 on: 04 January 2019, 16:23:24 »



I am getting a 24 hour blood pressure monitor to wear. Unfortunately, the practice can only afford one, and there are three on the list before me.
when you get it fitted ,keep a time record of what you are doing ,when they review your high and low BP events they will be able to cross reference the data , (eg,high BP at 2pm = court appearance)
But the nice lady doctor assured me that my head will not explode imminently, and I am still the most handsome patient in the whole of Yorkshire.
she blatantly LIED about the second part, so what makes you think your head won't explode   ::)
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« Reply #34 on: 04 January 2019, 21:59:46 »

Was her guide dog laying quietly in the corner of the surgery?
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