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Kids, you gotta love them
« on: 27 April 2019, 11:38:45 »

Friends little boy was trying to get the cap of his cough medicine bottle. He said "Dad, I can't get this off, it just keeps on clicking". "That's because it's a child proof bottle". "Ah....ok.........but how does it know?". Priceless.  :)
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #1 on: 27 April 2019, 12:04:50 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #2 on: 27 April 2019, 12:12:47 »

Yeah  ;D

And then they grow up and stab you...and grow up some more and set fire to your property
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #3 on: 28 April 2019, 06:24:39 »

Yeah  ;D

And then they grow up and stab you...and grow up some more and set fire to your property


Such a positive outlook for the you'ffs of today.
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #4 on: 28 April 2019, 07:48:17 »

When things aren't quite going her way[doesn't matter whether it's a person or inanimate object she's interacting with]  my 3yr old great granddaughters favourite of the moment is "You're winding me up now" ;D
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #5 on: 28 April 2019, 08:30:49 »

I asked my 3 yr old grand daughter if she knew what her nostrils were for. Without hestitation she said .... For sticking your finger up!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #6 on: 28 April 2019, 09:31:36 »

I asked my 3 yr old grand daughter if she knew what her nostrils were for. Without hestitation she said .... For sticking your finger up!  ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D How I miss those moments now that my children are all in their 40's!

Still, my grandchildren now come out with similar 'classics'. :y
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #7 on: 04 May 2019, 14:14:15 »

the wife was talking to our granddaughter & remarked " take no notice of me nana,s going senile". my granddaughter came crying to me &  i asked her whats the matter . she replied  " i don,t want nana to become a sea-lion"
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #8 on: 05 May 2019, 16:56:50 »

My five year old daughter said to me yesterday "my favourite month is Saturday"  ;D
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Re: Kids, you gotta love them
« Reply #9 on: 05 May 2019, 16:58:01 »

My favourite day in Norfolk is Satdy :D
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