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Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« on: 03 May 2019, 17:57:18 »

Simply nipping up the positive battery terminal with a 10mm socket and ...... :-X :-\



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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #1 on: 03 May 2019, 18:15:27 »

Kinnell, I'll bet that sparked a bit  :o
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #2 on: 03 May 2019, 18:17:17 »

Did you think you were doing a spot of welding?  ;D
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #3 on: 03 May 2019, 18:17:46 »

Kinnell, I'll bet that sparked a bit  :o

I'm thinking of becoming an arc welder. :)
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #4 on: 03 May 2019, 18:19:55 »

Your not the first, and won't be the last
My brother put the battery in the wrong way round
then phoned and asked me why the battery terminal would not go on  ;D

best stay away from mains voltage though Opti

leave such jobs to the hired help  :y
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #5 on: 03 May 2019, 19:09:47 »

were you trying to put some spark into a wench. ;D
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #6 on: 03 May 2019, 19:20:56 »

Just put the rubber trim back & deny all knowledge ...  ::)
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #7 on: 03 May 2019, 19:22:19 »

You probably need some physiotherapy from the SIL!  :)
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #8 on: 03 May 2019, 19:30:49 »

The socket ratchet has blobs of weld on it.
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #9 on: 04 May 2019, 00:23:35 »

Just put the rubber trim back & deny all knowledge ...  ::)

+1,rubber seal back on and nothing to see here ::)
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #10 on: 04 May 2019, 23:07:08 »

My father once did similar, except he completed the circuit using the steel band of his wrisidiotch.  :-X
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #11 on: 04 May 2019, 23:38:59 »

Whats a wrisidiotch ?  ???  :D
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #12 on: 05 May 2019, 00:29:09 »

Whats a wrisidiotch ?  ???  :D

Ha ha Jimmy's been on the sauce tonight!  ;D
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #13 on: 05 May 2019, 03:52:58 »

Whats a wrisidiotch ?  ???  :D

Ha ha Jimmy's been on the sauce tonight!  ;D
Wrist watch contains the following letters (in no particular order) T, T, W, A aka idiot :D
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Re: Should I be nominated for the Darwin Award?
« Reply #14 on: 05 May 2019, 10:09:54 »

Whats a wrisidiotch ?  ???  :D

Ha ha Jimmy's been on the sauce tonight!  ;D
Wrist watch contains the following letters (in no particular order) T, T, W, A aka idiot :D

Ahh yes, this bit of forum language control has caught me out before. I never seem to remember it though, and I also didn't re-read that post.

To answer sir Tig's horrendous slur on my character directly... Guilty as charged your honour ;) 
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