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Qualcast VTEC.
« on: 11 May 2019, 15:22:19 »

Following the advice of YZ250, and one or two youtube video, my mower now revs like a 2 stroke GP bike from the seventies.... :y
 


I needed  to remove the plastic covers and petrol tank to get to the governor arm located in the carb linkage. Then it was simply a case of bending it with a pair of pliers.

I wonder if it will go BANG in the near future. ::)





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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #1 on: 11 May 2019, 15:24:09 »

No good selling mowers that are so power and torque restricted that they won't cut grass.
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #2 on: 11 May 2019, 15:24:38 »

Well done Opti!

Another successfully ending tale from the garden 8) 8) :-* :-* :D ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 11 May 2019, 15:27:03 »

Well done Opti!

Another successfully ending tale from the garden 8) 8) :-* :-* :D ;)


The difference is like night and day, Lizzie..... :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #4 on: 11 May 2019, 15:51:27 »

Brilliant, glad you've sorted it.  :y

A faster spinning blade cuts the grass better as well.  :y
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« Reply #5 on: 11 May 2019, 17:12:09 »

Brilliant, glad you've sorted it.  :y

A faster spinning blade cuts the grass better as well.  :y


It is actually 150 cc and not 123 cc as I had thought.

The specification says 2.2 KW/2.95 BHP at  2900 RPM.

I reckon she is now running at about 3500 RPM..... :y
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« Reply #6 on: 11 May 2019, 17:13:27 »

Brilliant, glad you've sorted it.  :y

A faster spinning blade cuts the grass better as well.  :y

The grass now seems to be cut rather than torn apart.
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« Reply #7 on: 11 May 2019, 17:13:39 »

You can now get rid of your flock of sheep Opti :D ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 11 May 2019, 17:16:04 »

You can now get rid of your flock of sheep Opti :D ;)


But what of my sex life?

A man can not live by scullery maid alone..... ;) :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #9 on: 11 May 2019, 17:19:49 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)
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« Reply #10 on: 11 May 2019, 17:29:43 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\   
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« Reply #11 on: 11 May 2019, 17:47:54 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 11 May 2019, 18:07:51 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D
..........

 ;D
I did that at the kart track at Trago Mills in Bovey Tracey and got a bollicking. They fit isolator's now so that they can kill the engine remotely. Spoilsports.  ::) ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 11 May 2019, 18:21:28 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D
..........

 ;D
I did that at the kart track at Trago Mills in Bovey Tracey and got a bollicking. They fit isolator's now so that they can kill the engine remotely. Spoilsports.  ::) ;D
There's simply no fun in fun anymore  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: 11 May 2019, 20:11:23 »

Amen to that.

They dont like left foot braking either.
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« Reply #15 on: 11 May 2019, 20:18:32 »

hope you declared these performance modifications to your insurer  :-\
you'll be lowering it next  and fitting alloy wheels  ::)  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 11 May 2019, 20:24:49 »

hope you declared these performance modifications to your insurer  :-\
you'll be lowering it next  and fitting alloy wheels  ::)  ;D
Wide wheels are actually good for the lawn as they prevent bogging :D
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« Reply #17 on: 12 May 2019, 10:18:42 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    ;D
Must have been one hell of a bush to need a mower to trim it up...
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« Reply #18 on: 12 May 2019, 10:21:53 »

Reading this, I wonder if I should do the same to mine, as although it does the job and never stalls, the actual cut could be better, no matter how much I sharpen the blade  :-\


When I say "I", I was thinking more of driving around Oxfordshire until I see a black estate, and dumping it there, with a post-it saying I want a GTi conversion.
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« Reply #19 on: 12 May 2019, 10:37:45 »

Reading this, I wonder if I should do the same to mine, as although it does the job and never stalls, the actual cut could be better, no matter how much I sharpen the blade  :-\


When I say "I", I was thinking more of driving around Oxfordshire until I see a black estate, and dumping it there, with a post-it saying I want a GTi conversion.

 ;D

I don't mind having a look.   :y 
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« Reply #20 on: 12 May 2019, 10:49:39 »

hope you declared these performance modifications to your insurer  :-\
you'll be lowering it next  and fitting alloy wheels  ::)  ;D
Wide wheels are actually good for the lawn as they prevent bogging :D

The fake plastic tyres on small wheels give little grip....... :-X
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« Reply #21 on: 12 May 2019, 11:05:38 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    ;D
Must have been one hell of a bush to need a mower to trim it up...



When you say 'bush' do you refer to a garden bush or a lady garden porn bush from the seventies?

Please clarify. :)
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« Reply #22 on: 12 May 2019, 12:56:40 »

hope you declared these performance modifications to your insurer  :-\
you'll be lowering it next  and fitting alloy wheels  ::)  ;D
Wide wheels are actually good for the lawn as they prevent bogging :D

The fake plastic tyres on small wheels give little grip....... :-X
Fake plastic? What are they then, rubber?  ::)
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« Reply #23 on: 12 May 2019, 13:21:58 »

hope you declared these performance modifications to your insurer  :-\
you'll be lowering it next  and fitting alloy wheels  ::)  ;D
Wide wheels are actually good for the lawn as they prevent bogging :D

The fake plastic tyres on small wheels give little grip....... :-X
Fake plastic? What are they then, rubber?  ::)

I can see this turning into a mower tyre thread!  :D  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 12 May 2019, 13:41:01 »

hope you declared these performance modifications to your insurer  :-\
you'll be lowering it next  and fitting alloy wheels  ::)  ;D
Wide wheels are actually good for the lawn as they prevent bogging :D

The fake plastic tyres on small wheels give little grip....... :-X
Fake plastic? What are they then, rubber?  ::)

I can see this turning into a mower tyre thread!  :D  ;D

I suppose Opti you will not have to fit winter tyres on your mower for the rare event of snow in June? ;D ;)
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« Reply #25 on: 12 May 2019, 13:51:08 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    ;D
Must have been one hell of a bush to need a mower to trim it up...



When you say 'bush' do you refer to a garden bush or a lady garden porn bush from the seventies?

Please clarify. :)
Does it matter either way?  ::)
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« Reply #26 on: 12 May 2019, 13:51:34 »

hope you declared these performance modifications to your insurer  :-\
you'll be lowering it next  and fitting alloy wheels  ::)  ;D
Wide wheels are actually good for the lawn as they prevent bogging :D

The fake plastic tyres on small wheels give little grip....... :-X
Fake plastic? What are they then, rubber?  ::)


Nobody likes a smartarse scouser......... :)
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« Reply #27 on: 12 May 2019, 13:53:45 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    ;D
Must have been one hell of a bush to need a mower to trim it up...



When you say 'bush' do you refer to a garden bush or a lady garden porn bush from the seventies?

Please clarify. :)
Does it matter either way?  ::)

I imagine the shaving rash will be worse if a mower is used to trim a lady garden. :)
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« Reply #28 on: 12 May 2019, 16:39:16 »

Real men prune with their teeth.
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« Reply #29 on: 12 May 2019, 18:16:10 »

Reading this, I wonder if I should do the same to mine, as although it does the job and never stalls, the actual cut could be better, no matter how much I sharpen the blade  :-\


When I say "I", I was thinking more of driving around Oxfordshire until I see a black estate, and dumping it there, with a post-it saying I want a GTi conversion.

 ;D

I don't mind having a look.   :y
I actually filled it up to brim with petrol today, and it ran worse.  I think the fact I usually am running it on fumes makes it a bit lean, and it revs better ;D
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« Reply #30 on: 12 May 2019, 18:26:35 »

Real men prune with their teeth.


Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from.... :-X
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« Reply #31 on: 12 May 2019, 18:29:23 »

Real men prune with their teeth.


Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from.... :-X
Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.  ;D
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« Reply #32 on: 12 May 2019, 18:47:04 »

Real men prune with their teeth.


Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from.... :-X
Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.  ;D


Nooooooooo.....     
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« Reply #33 on: 13 May 2019, 14:41:23 »

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap! :o :o ::) ;D ;)
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« Reply #34 on: 13 May 2019, 15:32:53 »

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap! :o :o ::) ;D ;)

This is what happens when people from Liverpool frequent the forum, Lizzie...... :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #35 on: 13 May 2019, 15:37:17 »

Scousers become crude and lairy when they haven't won a league title for 30 years..... ::)
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« Reply #36 on: 13 May 2019, 16:13:39 »

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap! :o :o ::) ;D ;)

This is what happens when people from Liverpool frequent the forum, Lizzie...... :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D :-*

I did think though Opti that the fine manure of Linconlshire produces better muck to be spread around :D :D :-* :y
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« Reply #37 on: 13 May 2019, 18:58:11 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 16 May 2019, 14:26:35 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    ;D
Must have been one hell of a bush to need a mower to trim it up...

I think that is where his local nest of Brazilian wax spiders live. ::) ::) ::)

And where the bush cutter was tearing it up, it probably explains the demise of so many laptop. :o :o :o
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« Reply #39 on: 16 May 2019, 14:42:27 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it.  ;D
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« Reply #40 on: 16 May 2019, 14:52:07 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it.  ;D
Happy birthday you scouse git :y
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« Reply #41 on: 16 May 2019, 15:03:17 »

Happy Birthday Uncle Stemo  :)
not a fan of turnips or swede, I do like roast parsnips though  :P
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« Reply #42 on: 16 May 2019, 16:04:40 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it.  ;D
Happy birthday you scouse git :y
Thank you, I think  :-\
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« Reply #43 on: 16 May 2019, 16:05:15 »

Happy Birthday Uncle Stemo  :)
not a fan of turnips or swede, I do like roast parsnips though  :P
You're not roasting my parsnip  ;D
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« Reply #44 on: 16 May 2019, 17:02:41 »

Many happy returns. :y

I'm sure your looking forward to the Barnsley, local sights & nightlife tonight as you celebrate. Just go easy on the Horlicks as you don't want any accidents in bed. :P :-[
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« Reply #45 on: 16 May 2019, 18:32:13 »

I refuse to wish the scouse reprobate a happy birthday.

Boll*cks to him. :)
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« Reply #46 on: 16 May 2019, 18:36:10 »

I refuse to wish the scouse reprobate a happy birthday.

Boll*cks to him. :)
Is this because your thread has "gone off topic"  :-\
it doesn't happen often on the OOF  ;D
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« Reply #47 on: 16 May 2019, 18:39:04 »

I refuse to wish the scouse reprobate a happy birthday.

Boll*cks to him. :)
:-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #48 on: 16 May 2019, 19:46:15 »

Happy Birthday Uncle Stemo!  :)
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« Reply #49 on: 16 May 2019, 20:09:49 »

Thank you, all. I don't really mind making it into my fifties, but I guess I might have to slow down a bit.  :)
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« Reply #50 on: 16 May 2019, 20:33:56 »

Thank you, all. I don't really mind making it into my fifties, but I guess I might have to slow down a bit.  :)
your profile says "AGE N/A"
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« Reply #51 on: 17 May 2019, 10:15:51 »

Thank you, all. I don't really mind making it into my fifties, but I guess I might have to slow down a bit.  :)
your profile says "AGE N/A"
so, before  records began  :-\ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Now all the blokes have wished you well, I will now belatedly send you my regards on your coming of age! :-* :-* ;)

I reckon you saw the Beatles playing  in The Cavern, so being 70 is the new 50 :-* :-* ;D ;D :y




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« Reply #52 on: 17 May 2019, 11:55:15 »

Thank you, all. I don't really mind making it into my fifties, but I guess I might have to slow down a bit.  :)
your profile says "AGE N/A"
so, before  records began  :-\ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Now all the blokes have wished you well, I will now belatedly send you my regards on your coming of age! :-* :-* ;)

I reckon you saw the Beatles playing  in The Cavern, so being 70 is the new 50 :-* :-* ;D ;D :y




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I am exactly the same age as you, Lizzie, around the 50 mark.  :)
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« Reply #53 on: 17 May 2019, 12:01:13 »

Bovine excrement! ;D

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« Reply #54 on: 17 May 2019, 12:04:16 »

  around the 50 mark.  :)
Which "50 mark"
1950 or 1850   :-\
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« Reply #55 on: 17 May 2019, 12:18:48 »

Thank you, all. I don't really mind making it into my fifties, but I guess I might have to slow down a bit.  :)
your profile says "AGE N/A"
so, before  records began  :-\ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Now all the blokes have wished you well, I will now belatedly send you my regards on your coming of age! :-* :-* ;)

I reckon you saw the Beatles playing  in The Cavern, so being 70 is the new 50 :-* :-* ;D ;D :y




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I am exactly the same age as you, Lizzie, around the 50 mark.  :)


Ah, that is good! :-* :-* ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #56 on: 17 May 2019, 12:29:36 »

How many years has the queen been on the throne? (If you'll pardon the expression)  ;D
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« Reply #57 on: 17 May 2019, 12:40:58 »

How many years has the queen been on the throne? (If you'll pardon the expression)  ;D
67 without looking  :-\
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« Reply #58 on: 17 May 2019, 12:41:55 »

Thank you, all. I don't really mind making it into my fifties, but I guess I might have to slow down a bit.  :)

So......to quote the song from the seventies that I can't quite recall..........it now takes you all night to do what you used to do all night. :)
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« Reply #59 on: 17 May 2019, 12:54:39 »

How many years has the queen been on the throne? (If you'll pardon the expression)  ;D
67 without looking  :-\
She acceded in 1952 but wasn't crowned till 53. That was a great year, wasn't it Lizzie?  ;D
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« Reply #60 on: 17 May 2019, 14:01:06 »

How many years has the queen been on the throne? (If you'll pardon the expression)  ;D
67 without looking  :-\
She acceded in 1952 but wasn't crowned till 53. That was a great year, wasn't it Lizzie?  ;D


Oh yes!! 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #61 on: 17 May 2019, 14:21:05 »

For Stemo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydcUaTpiHgQ

An absolute classic and worth listening to the very end!  8) 8) :D ;)
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« Reply #62 on: 17 May 2019, 14:24:18 »

How many years has the queen been on the throne? (If you'll pardon the expression)  ;D
67 without looking  :-\
She acceded in 1952 but wasn't crowned till 53. That was a great year, wasn't it Lizzie?  ;D


Oh yes!! 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y


The fifties was as dull as ditchwater. It was essentially the left over fag end from the war and there was still rationing in the early years of the decade.

The cars were dull. The clothes were dull.The entertainment was dull.

Well before my time I am glad to say. :)



It wasn't just photographed in black and white that was it's real colour.



 
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« Reply #63 on: 17 May 2019, 14:26:23 »

.......and as sex was not invented until 1963 there was no rumpo either.
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« Reply #64 on: 17 May 2019, 15:40:56 »

How many years has the queen been on the throne? (If you'll pardon the expression)  ;D
67 without looking  :-\
She acceded in 1952 but wasn't crowned till 53. That was a great year, wasn't it Lizzie?  ;D


Oh yes!! 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y


The fifties was as dull as ditchwater. It was essentially the left over fag end from the war and there was still rationing in the early years of the decade.

The cars were dull. The clothes were dull.The entertainment was dull.

Well before my time I am glad to say. :)



It wasn't just photographed in black and white that was it's real colour.

How I agree with that OPti :y :y

Everything was in black & white, even people's attitudes and outlook on life.  I will always think that it was not until 1965 that 'colour' suddenly started to really show itself, with even my war parents suddenly coming to life and start accepting 'modern ways' .  Then 1967 happened......................and everything went into full colour  8) 8) ;)
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« Reply #65 on: 17 May 2019, 16:56:03 »


I am exactly the same age as you, Lizzie, around the 50 mark.  :)


seems there's a lot of us around the 50mark ::)
Although my mother's twentieth birthday is next year.....
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