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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #30 on: 12 May 2019, 18:26:35 »

Real men prune with their teeth.


Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from.... :-X
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #31 on: 12 May 2019, 18:29:23 »

Real men prune with their teeth.


Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from.... :-X
Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.  ;D
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #32 on: 12 May 2019, 18:47:04 »

Real men prune with their teeth.


Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from.... :-X
Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.  ;D


Nooooooooo.....     
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #33 on: 13 May 2019, 14:41:23 »

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap! :o :o ::) ;D ;)
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« Reply #34 on: 13 May 2019, 15:32:53 »

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap! :o :o ::) ;D ;)

This is what happens when people from Liverpool frequent the forum, Lizzie...... :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #35 on: 13 May 2019, 15:37:17 »

Scousers become crude and lairy when they haven't won a league title for 30 years..... ::)
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #36 on: 13 May 2019, 16:13:39 »

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap! :o :o ::) ;D ;)

This is what happens when people from Liverpool frequent the forum, Lizzie...... :-* :-* :-*

 ;D ;D ;D :-*

I did think though Opti that the fine manure of Linconlshire produces better muck to be spread around :D :D :-* :y
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #37 on: 13 May 2019, 18:58:11 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #38 on: 16 May 2019, 14:26:35 »

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!  ::)  ;D

Is your mower self propelled M'lud?  ???

If so you should be careful at your age!  :P  :)

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well. :-\

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    ;D
Must have been one hell of a bush to need a mower to trim it up...

I think that is where his local nest of Brazilian wax spiders live. ::) ::) ::)

And where the bush cutter was tearing it up, it probably explains the demise of so many laptop. :o :o :o
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #39 on: 16 May 2019, 14:42:27 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it.  ;D
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #40 on: 16 May 2019, 14:52:07 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it.  ;D
Happy birthday you scouse git :y
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #41 on: 16 May 2019, 15:03:17 »

Happy Birthday Uncle Stemo  :)
not a fan of turnips or swede, I do like roast parsnips though  :P
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #42 on: 16 May 2019, 16:04:40 »

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips ;D ;D
Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it.  ;D
Happy birthday you scouse git :y
Thank you, I think  :-\
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #43 on: 16 May 2019, 16:05:15 »

Happy Birthday Uncle Stemo  :)
not a fan of turnips or swede, I do like roast parsnips though  :P
You're not roasting my parsnip  ;D
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Re: Qualcast VTEC.
« Reply #44 on: 16 May 2019, 17:02:41 »

Many happy returns. :y

I'm sure your looking forward to the Barnsley, local sights & nightlife tonight as you celebrate. Just go easy on the Horlicks as you don't want any accidents in bed. :P :-[
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