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Just ordered a new laptop
« on: 13 May 2019, 15:27:31 »

 I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a 50 online voucher, so 549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off....... :)

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors.. ::)










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2019, 16:32:43 »

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2019, 16:40:02 »

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D

My phone is Microsoft and cost 55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?..... :)
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2019, 16:57:01 »

What can possibly go wrong?  :)
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2019, 17:08:37 »

What can possibly go wrong?  :)

Yes....an optimistic take on the world.... ;)
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2019, 17:09:33 »

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D

My phone is Microsoft and cost 55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?..... :)
Ah, yes. That was the one after the 10 Chinese one.
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2019, 17:13:05 »

What can possibly go wrong?  :)

Yes....an optimistic take on the world.... ;)

I have an old non working laptop that appears to be in good nick that you can have for a reasonable price, so you can leave it lying around in case Mrs Opti feels the need...  :)
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2019, 17:13:11 »

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going?  ;D

My phone is Microsoft and cost 55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?..... :)
Ah, yes. That was the one after the 10 Chinese one.


Yes.

Please try to keep up. :)
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #8 on: 13 May 2019, 17:24:04 »

I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a 50 online voucher, so 549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off....... :)

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors.. ::)










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html

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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2019, 17:24:36 »

Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)
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« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2019, 17:31:55 »

Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes!  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 13 May 2019, 17:35:52 »

Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes!  ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 13 May 2019, 17:39:38 »

Does it cut grass Opti? ??? :D :D ;)

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes!  ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #13 on: 13 May 2019, 17:45:18 »

Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks".  :(
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #14 on: 13 May 2019, 20:35:13 »

Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks".  :(

As Lord Opti is from Lincolnsausageshire, he probably calls her duck as well!  ::)

" Alreet me dook, whas fer me tea then? "

Lord Opti hastily ducks flying laptop!  ;D
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