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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #15 on: 13 May 2019, 20:39:00 »

Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks".  :(

As Lord Opti is from Lincolnsausageshire, he probably calls her duck as well!  ::)

" Alreet me dook, whas fer me tea then? "

Lord Opti hastily ducks flying laptop!  ;D
Nah, 'me duck' is more the Black Country. He probably just calls her 'wife' or 'wench'.  ;D
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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #16 on: 13 May 2019, 21:14:58 »

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Re: Just ordered a new laptop
« Reply #17 on: 14 May 2019, 17:41:05 »

I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a 50 online voucher, so 549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off....... :)

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors.. ::)










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html

Curry's? Never mind. :o
Its worse, its a Pavilion.

I give it 18 months.
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