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Today I found out...
« on: 15 May 2019, 14:31:38 »

..what happens when a Corsa skids in to the back of a Ranger in the outside lane of the motorway.

Corsa = shagged (write-off)
Ranger = small scratch on the towball.

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« Reply #1 on: 15 May 2019, 14:48:22 »

No chance of a whiplash claim cause they'll just say you probably never even felt it.
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« Reply #2 on: 15 May 2019, 15:00:43 »

No chance of a whiplash claim cause they'll just say you probably never even felt it.

Lots of outside noise but barely felt it tbh.  Had I been deaf I may not have noticed it at all.
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Re: Today I found out...
« Reply #3 on: 15 May 2019, 15:07:59 »

No chance of a whiplash claim cause they'll just say you probably never even felt it.


Never been a fan of the Range Roooney........although it's advanced 4x4 system is probably worth it's weight in gold when taking on Chelsea high street or the dangerous approach to Waitrose car park. ;) ;)
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Re: Today I found out...
« Reply #4 on: 15 May 2019, 15:13:09 »

Ah......Ranger not Range Rooney. :-[

How much builders rubble were you carrying?.... :)
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Re: Today I found out...
« Reply #5 on: 15 May 2019, 15:28:31 »

Ah......Ranger not Range Rooney. :-[

How much builders rubble were you carrying?.... :)
Clearly not enough to require a trailer ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 15 May 2019, 15:36:32 »

Ah......Ranger not Range Rooney. :-[

How much builders rubble were you carrying?.... :)
Clearly not enough to require a trailer ::)

I dont have much space for rubble with the drawers I have fitted.  The tent canopy is coming on nicely ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 15 May 2019, 18:50:12 »

No chance of a whiplash claim cause they'll just say you probably never even felt it.

Lots of outside noise but barely felt it tbh.  Had I been deaf I may not have noticed it at all.

Wish I'd been in the Ranger when I got punted ;D I see the new Wildtrak and Raptor have the same 215bhp 2.0 Diseasel .. I was disappointed in that! I wanted 450hp in the Raptor ;D ;D
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