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Bimbo Brains
« on: 09 July 2019, 14:02:06 »

Having retrieved the Battlebus this morning, I parked it on the road outside my house.  Now our road might not be very busy, but its also not very wide.

So Bimbo Brains, the daughter of the woman who lives nearly opposite, has just arrived home, and parked outside her house, essentially blocking the road.

What goes through the minds of Gen Z people?  FFS


Its our fault, this is the society with bred and cultured  >:(
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #1 on: 09 July 2019, 14:11:07 »

I blame all this wank around school and "modern parenting", as the concept of right and wrong are lost.

"There are no losers at St Cuthberts" etc. Even on Sports Day. Somehow everyone wins the egg&spoon race.  And the Naughty Step.


If Bimbo Brains was my daughter, she'd have a bloody good hiding.
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #2 on: 09 July 2019, 14:17:19 »

So self absorbed that the only thing in their thoughts is what they want to do at that particular instant. The world is full of them.
I agree its very much connected to modern parenting and schooling.
Bring on the cull.  :y
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #3 on: 09 July 2019, 14:22:23 »

Pop your dressing gown on and ask her if she can run you to the doctors as she is preventing you from getting in your car...

When she declines and moves her car, go back indoors ;D
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #4 on: 09 July 2019, 14:34:38 »

She's buggered off now, so I suspect she only came home for a quick leg-over whilst her mum was out.

So she had the whole driveway to park on.
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« Reply #5 on: 09 July 2019, 15:44:00 »

That would take a little extra effort on her part. Why would she bother, when she has nothing to gain from the extra effort ?
I was stood beside a father and his two young daughters in Eurocraprats on Saturday. He was trying to bribe them to quieten down and behave by promising them Mum would take them to the park later.
The older one - approx. 5 years old, wagged her finger at him, Beyoncé style, and said "no no no, that's a bad idea. You will take us to the park". When he informed her he would be fixing the car, she replied "you can do that tomorrow".
Im glad I wont be around to see that entitled generation running the world.
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« Reply #6 on: 09 July 2019, 15:50:30 »

That would take a little extra effort on her part. Why would she bother, when she has nothing to gain from the extra effort ?
I was stood beside a father and his two young daughters in Eurocraprats on Saturday. He was trying to bribe them to quieten down and behave by promising them Mum would take them to the park later.
The older one - approx. 5 years old, wagged her finger at him, Beyoncé style, and said "no no no, that's a bad idea. You will take us to the park". When he informed her he would be fixing the car, she replied "you can do that tomorrow".
Im glad I wont be around to see that entitled generation running the world.
Not that dad would have ever taken me to such an inappropriate place for a child, but if he did, and I'd done that, I can assure you I would have had a bad nosebleed.
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #7 on: 09 July 2019, 16:27:34 »

I often spent time in scrapyards, motor factors with Dad and even helped bleeding brakes, when I was primary school age.
I assume I must have given him a bit of backchat once, as I remember being knocked into the middle of next week. I never did it again.  ;D
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #8 on: 09 July 2019, 16:46:52 »

I often spent time in scrapyards, motor factors with Dad and even helped bleeding brakes, when I was primary school age.
I assume I must have given him a bit of backchat once, as I remember being knocked into the middle of next week. I never did it again.  ;D
I assumed you'd had several bangs to the head when you were young, Albs.  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 09 July 2019, 17:06:26 »

You assumed correctly. One in particular in 1976 almost bloody killed me.  ::) ;D
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #10 on: 09 July 2019, 17:30:49 »

You assumed correctly. One in particular in 1976 almost bloody killed me.  ::) ;D
Explains a lot. ;D
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #11 on: 09 July 2019, 18:00:49 »

At least I have an excuse.  :P ;D...……….and weren't you ever taught not to mock the afflicted ?  :D
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #12 on: 09 July 2019, 18:21:43 »

I blame all this wank around school and "modern parenting", as the concept of right and wrong are lost.

"There are no losers at St Cuthberts" etc. Even on Sports Day. Somehow everyone wins the egg&spoon race.  And the Naughty Step.


If Bimbo Brains was my daughter, she'd have a bloody good hiding.

Thought that was called interest. :)

Only happens in the fens then it's frowned upon.
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #13 on: 09 July 2019, 18:31:49 »

At least I have an excuse.  :P ;D ...……….and weren't you ever taught not to mock the afflicted:D




Yes.


But it's so tempting..........
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Re: Bimbo Brains
« Reply #14 on: 09 July 2019, 18:42:00 »

At least I have an excuse.  :P ;D...……….and weren't you ever taught not to mock the afflicted ?  :D
No. In fact, it's a national sport, innit?  ;D
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