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Irony
« on: 14 August 2019, 11:20:08 »

BT keep ringing me up trying to sell me a home phone that will block 100% of nuisance calls, or a fantastic broadband upgrade that will reach every room in the house.
The only nuisance calls I get are from BT.  ::)
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Re: Irony
« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2019, 11:37:19 »

Well... If you sign up for the marvellous offer, they might stop bothering you  :D
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Re: Irony
« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2019, 12:19:40 »

I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P
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Re: Irony
« Reply #3 on: 14 August 2019, 12:30:03 »

I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P

Yes.....tell them you fought in the Boer war and if it wasn't for a hero like you we'd all be speaking German. :)
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Re: Irony
« Reply #4 on: 14 August 2019, 12:31:54 »

I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P

Yes.....tell them you fought in the Boer war and if it wasn't for a hero like you we'd all be speaking German. :)
The Boers were Dutch.
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« Reply #5 on: 14 August 2019, 12:33:55 »

I thought pressure selling to senile old pensioners was frowned upon  ::)
report them to trading standards Uncle Stemo  :P

Yes.....tell them you fought in the Boer war and if it wasn't for a hero like you we'd all be speaking German. :)
The Boers were Dutch.

I know that, smartarse. But being a national hero you also fought against the baby eating hun. :)
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Re: Irony
« Reply #6 on: 14 August 2019, 12:35:40 »

.....and gave the dastardly Argies a bloody nose in the Falklands. :)
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Re: Irony
« Reply #7 on: 14 August 2019, 12:36:43 »

.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
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Re: Irony
« Reply #8 on: 14 August 2019, 12:54:37 »

.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
BT won't listen, so I'll try it with you. F*ck off!  ;D
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Re: Irony
« Reply #9 on: 14 August 2019, 13:15:48 »

 :-\
.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
BT won't listen, so I'll try it with you. F*ck off;D

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Re: Irony
« Reply #10 on: 14 August 2019, 14:32:33 »

.......so you can tell BT to f*uck off. :)
BT won't listen, so I'll try it with you. F*ck off!  ;D

He won't listen either!  ;D
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