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If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« on: 06 September 2019, 19:07:55 »

.....and said "Someone is going to die today, Robert Mugabe or Gina Miller, I'll leave it up to you", then Bob would be just about settling down with his cocoa.
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2019, 19:10:42 »

.....and said "Someone is going to die today, Robert Mugabe or Gina Miller, I'll leave it up to you", then Bob would be just about settling down with his cocoa.

Yes...but who would you rather slip a length?
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2019, 19:16:05 »

.....and said "Someone is going to die today, Robert Mugabe or Gina Miller, I'll leave it up to you", then Bob would be just about settling down with his cocoa.

Yes...but who would you rather slip a length?
Robert Mugabe...every time.  ;D
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2019, 19:18:51 »

.....and said "Someone is going to die today, Robert Mugabe or Gina Miller, I'll leave it up to you", then Bob would be just about settling down with his cocoa.

Yes...but who would you rather slip a length?
Robert Mugabe...every time;D

A visual image has just traumatised my brain. ;D

Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y

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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #4 on: 06 September 2019, 19:33:10 »

.....and said "Someone is going to die today, Robert Mugabe or Gina Miller, I'll leave it up to you", then Bob would be just about settling down with his cocoa.

Yes...but who would you rather slip a length?
Robert Mugabe...every time;D

A visual image has just traumatised my brain. ;D

Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y
Not only is she a gobby mare, she is an Indian gobby mare.
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #5 on: 06 September 2019, 19:34:43 »

....

Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y

I can't stand her. No idea what she does for a living but she's stirred up enough Brexit sh1t. Is she even British by birth?
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #6 on: 06 September 2019, 19:38:15 »

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Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y

I can't stand her. No idea what she does for a living but she's stirred up enough Brexit sh1t. Is she even British by birth?
Born in Guyana to Indian parents. Her name is Singh.
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #7 on: 06 September 2019, 19:43:08 »

She marries rich men, then divorces them and takes their money.
I would also have gone for her over Mugabe. He had finished doing his damage, she is still doing hers at every opportunity.
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #8 on: 06 September 2019, 20:07:51 »

Old Bob deserved to die, but he didn't deserve to die peacefully in a clean comfortable bed, in a nice hospital room cocooned in a haze of morphine.  :-X

If Gina Miller went, the establishment would soon find someone else to do their work.  ::)
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #9 on: 06 September 2019, 20:09:55 »

Old Bob deserved to die, but he didn't deserve to die peacefully in a clean comfortable bed, in a nice hospital room cocooned in a haze of morphine.  :-X

If Gina Miller went, the establishment would soon find someone else to do their work.  ::)
Well....I hope it's a diamond geezer from sarf London, or a Geordie that no one can understand. You know, someone British.
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #10 on: 06 September 2019, 21:22:50 »

Old Bob deserved to die, but he didn't deserve to die peacefully in a clean comfortable bed, in a nice hospital room cocooned in a haze of morphine.  :-X

If Gina Miller went, the establishment would soon find someone else to do their work.  ::)
Well....I hope it's a diamond geezer from sarf London, or a Geordie that no one can understand. You know, someone British.
Good luck with that...  :-X
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #11 on: 07 September 2019, 09:09:24 »

Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y
I think we already knew this, but you have some serious issues, my Lord.
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #12 on: 07 September 2019, 11:02:47 »

Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y
I think we already knew this, but you have some serious issues, my Lord.


Gina and Shami together. Attentive and moist. What more could a man wish for. :y
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #13 on: 07 September 2019, 11:44:58 »

Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y
I think we already knew this, but you have some serious issues, my Lord.


Gina and Shami together. Attentive and moist. What more could a man wish for. :y
A quick death?
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Re: If God had spoken to me this morning.....
« Reply #14 on: 07 September 2019, 12:38:09 »

Gina may be a 'gobby mare' but I find her quite sexy. :y
I think we already knew this, but you have some serious issues, my Lord.


Gina and Shami together. Attentive and moist. What more could a man wish for. :y
A quick death?

Ah......so you are a 'suffocation by wet fanny' man then. :) ;D
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