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Bercow is going.
« on: 09 September 2019, 16:07:06 »

His much bullied staff will no doubt be breathing a sigh of relief. Sally might find it more difficult to find the time to shag members of his family when hes at work from now on though.
I detest the little poison dwarf, in case it wasn't obvious.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #1 on: 09 September 2019, 16:27:09 »

He'll be fine though, as he will get some nice ermine to wear and can slumber away his retirement on the red benches.  ::)
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #2 on: 09 September 2019, 17:21:54 »

Is he??!! :o :o :o

Bloody good show! 8) 8)  He is so arrogant and an affront to our democracy - well what is left of it!! ::) ::) ::) :D ;)
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #3 on: 09 September 2019, 17:28:06 »

Little shouty man, probably with a big car and a big dog.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #4 on: 09 September 2019, 17:34:51 »

Little shouty man, probably with a big car and a big dog.


.............................and very small something else!! ;D ;D ;D

I don't believe I said that!! :o :o :o :o ;D
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #5 on: 09 September 2019, 18:29:04 »

Little shouty man, probably with a big car and a big dog.

No.....he drives a red Renault clit. ::) He is only four feet tall and wouldn't be able to see over the steering wheel.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #6 on: 09 September 2019, 18:29:50 »

I typed C...L...I...O
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #7 on: 09 September 2019, 18:46:25 »

He drives a Range Rover (obvious really) with a "bollix to Brexit" sticker on the bumper. Its registered to Sally up the alley, so he can still claim impartiality.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #8 on: 09 September 2019, 20:28:19 »

He’s a cock!
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #9 on: 09 September 2019, 20:28:46 »

Good riddance.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #10 on: 09 September 2019, 22:32:09 »


Jumping before he finds himself pushed, or being in the "difficult" position of having to explain some things.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #11 on: 10 September 2019, 08:00:19 »

A decade in the job and his pension pot is £1,000,000 :o
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #12 on: 10 September 2019, 08:07:22 »

A decade in the job and his pension pot is £1,000,000 :o

All men are equal but ......  :-X :-X
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #13 on: 10 September 2019, 10:31:22 »

Shame on him the way he acted today, I wish he was gone already bias bas7ard.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #14 on: 10 September 2019, 10:41:24 »


Jumping before he finds himself pushed, or being in the "difficult" position of having to explain some things.

Did you draw the cartoon in today's 'Times'? ???
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #15 on: 10 September 2019, 11:16:26 »


Jumping before he finds himself pushed, or being in the "difficult" position of having to explain some things.

Did you draw the cartoon in today's 'Times'? ???

I'm not that clever. No, I hadn't seen it. I have now, spot on.

He's jumping to avoid any future backlash, particularly if Boris does actually manage to get his way.



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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #16 on: 10 September 2019, 12:02:33 »

The Tories leaked last week that they would break with convention in the upcoming election and put up a candidate against the speaker in his constituency, hence he is jumping before he is pushed.
Littlejohn in todays Mail sums him up perfectly.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7445289/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-trousers-Boris-youre-nicked.html
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #17 on: 10 September 2019, 12:31:45 »

"Stand not upon the order of your going, but go now and go at once."  (Macbeth 3-4) Good advice for the unspeakable t*rd!  >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #18 on: 10 September 2019, 12:32:24 »

Presumably Boris cannot be arrested before November 1st, as it wouldn't be until we have left the EU without a deal that the law would be broken... :-\

Which surely makes it a rather moot point...
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #19 on: 10 September 2019, 15:24:42 »

I remember Bernard Weatherill....... :)

Long gone now.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #20 on: 10 September 2019, 17:26:22 »

Presumably Boris cannot be arrested before November 1st, as it wouldn't be until we have left the EU without a deal that the law would be broken... :-\

Which surely makes it a rather moot point...

I don't think he can be arrested anyway as under article 50 under EU law which takes precedence over UK law until we leave, any extension is the exclusive preserve of the PM and any UK law can't interfere with that. ;) Under the 1947 Crown Proceedings act crown v crown is specifically excluded or he could use Blair's 2003 Civil Disorder Act to suspend any act that he considers a danger to public order as his nuclear option.

This basically means we are leaving on the 31st under the current EU withdrawal act, unless parliament finds a way to stop this between the 15th & 31st of October. I suspect Dominic Cummings is well ahead of all of this which is why they are so confident we are leaving, with or without a deal.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #21 on: 10 September 2019, 17:55:35 »

Some options here.
https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/how-boris-could-get-out-of-this-bind/

Or revoke article 50 now, which means he doesn't have to request an extension. Then have he election and assuming he wins a majority, invoke article 50 again immediately
Word is that the legislation is badly drafted and decent lawyers will find a way through it without breaking the law.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #22 on: 10 September 2019, 18:05:43 »

It has got to the stage now that I just keep uttering the words of one of the all time great songs of the late 1960's...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEhS9Y9HYjU

I really feel that is where we at, I think, although I am past caring!!

I just tell myself after all the circles we will eventually get there!! ::) ::) :)
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #23 on: 10 September 2019, 18:38:36 »

......But after saying that Boris has actually done what he said he would do, when others, like Bercow, said he could not and would be stopped;  he HAS successfully suspended Parliament!! :o :o :D ;)
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« Reply #24 on: 10 September 2019, 18:42:00 »

It has got to the stage now that I just keep uttering the words of one of the all time great songs of the late 1960's...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEhS9Y9HYjU

I really feel that is where we at, I think, although I am past caring!!

I just tell myself after all the circles we will eventually get there!! ::) ::) :)


I seem to recall this song being used in a Faye Dunaway film,  but can't recall which one.....  :-\
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #25 on: 10 September 2019, 18:48:36 »

It has got to the stage now that I just keep uttering the words of one of the all time great songs of the late 1960's...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEhS9Y9HYjU

I really feel that is where we at, I think, although I am past caring!!

I just tell myself after all the circles we will eventually get there!! ::) ::) :)


I seem to recall this song being used in a Faye Dunaway film,  but can't recall which one.....  :-\

The Thomas Crown Affair; a great film that I loved so much my boyfriend had to take me 3 times to enjoy it :-* :-* :-* 8) 8) ;D ;)
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« Reply #26 on: 10 September 2019, 18:52:34 »

It has got to the stage now that I just keep uttering the words of one of the all time great songs of the late 1960's...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEhS9Y9HYjU

I really feel that is where we at, I think, although I am past caring!!

I just tell myself after all the circles we will eventually get there!! ::) ::) :)


I seem to recall this song being used in a Faye Dunaway film,  but can't recall which one.....  :-\

The Thomas Crown Affair; a great film that I loved so much my boyfriend had to take me 3 times to enjoy it :-* :-* :-* 8) 8) ;D ;)

Ah ......yes. with Steve McQueen. I should have known that. :-X
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« Reply #27 on: 10 September 2019, 18:53:15 »

............and that had EVERYTHING to do with the one and only, simply gorgeous, Steve McQueen in the starring roll :-* :-* :-*

The scene where he is flying the glider with the song being sung is particularly memorable 8) 8) 8)
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« Reply #28 on: 10 September 2019, 18:57:37 »

Probably the coolest bloke ever born.
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« Reply #29 on: 10 September 2019, 18:58:29 »

............and that had EVERYTHING to do with the one and only, simply gorgeous, Steve McQueen in the starring roll :-* :-* :-*

The scene where he is flying the glider with the song being sung is particularly memorable 8) 8) 8)

Yet strangely I remembered Faye Dunaway instead. ;) :D
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« Reply #30 on: 10 September 2019, 19:00:23 »

Probably the coolest bloke ever born.

Was good in Bullitt as was the charger. :y
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« Reply #32 on: 10 September 2019, 19:32:31 »

Probably the coolest bloke ever born.

Bercow??  :o :o :o       ;)  ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 10 September 2019, 19:36:13 »

Probably the coolest bloke ever born.
Yes. He played me in 'The Blob'.  :)
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« Reply #34 on: 10 September 2019, 19:42:14 »

Probably the coolest bloke ever born.

Yep, and he drove cars at speed, or the likes of the motorbike in the border scene of The Great Escape himself. No stunt drivers for him!  8) 8) :-[ :-[

A real bloke! :D :y
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« Reply #35 on: 10 September 2019, 19:45:19 »

Probably the coolest bloke ever born.

Was good in Bullitt as was the charger. :y

No, the Mustang with Steve was unbeatable ;D ;D

The Charger was destroyed in flames with the villains anyway :D :D ;)
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« Reply #36 on: 10 September 2019, 20:14:50 »

He took you three times Lizz? Oh dear ;D. (Don’t mean to offend of course  :y)
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« Reply #37 on: 10 September 2019, 20:46:01 »

He took you three times Lizz? Oh dear ;D. (Don’t mean to offend of course  :y)


I believe Boris make a joke about how he wanted a society where a gay man could take his football friends up the Arsenal. :)

Quite funny, I thought. ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 10 September 2019, 20:58:12 »

He took you three times Lizz? Oh dear ;D. (Don’t mean to offend of course  :y)

I bloody wish!! :o ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #39 on: 10 September 2019, 21:12:56 »

  ;D ;D ;D ;D fair shout :y
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