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Launched Zafira
« on: 24 November 2019, 15:42:43 »

I have absolutely no idea why one of my brothers sent me this picture of what looks like a Zafira, but I thought it would make a great caption contest :)

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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #1 on: 24 November 2019, 16:29:34 »

looks like a fairly remote cottage
if they ran out of logs for the fire,perhaps they are using the Zafira in dash fireplace to keep warm  :-\
it's free,Vauxhall keep sending letters out to us ,
take it back to a dealer and they clean out the ash from behind the dash and re-stock with combustibles FOC  :y
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #2 on: 24 November 2019, 16:34:28 »

 Nearly the same colour as the pebbledash.
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #3 on: 24 November 2019, 16:45:56 »

"Tunnie began having second thoughts about buying a petrol powered Zafira... "
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #4 on: 24 November 2019, 17:17:44 »

Santa regretted chopping in his reindeer and sleigh for a Vauxhall Zafira....
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #6 on: 24 November 2019, 17:40:34 »

This was on a remote Scottish island IIRC.
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #7 on: 24 November 2019, 18:24:42 »

This was on a remote Scottish island IIRC.

That grey pebbledash looks very Scottish!  ::)   You see it all over the place in the People's Republic of Jockistan.  :)
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #8 on: 24 November 2019, 18:29:35 »

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He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides. ;D
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #9 on: 24 November 2019, 19:00:25 »

Kudos for parking it on its nose... :D
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #10 on: 25 November 2019, 08:31:50 »

Scottish islands? Young men? Middle of the night?

I guess a few wee drams were had.. and then they drove home into the side of a house..
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #11 on: 25 November 2019, 09:45:02 »

Looks like the later C version, not a lot of damage to the house  :-\
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #12 on: 25 November 2019, 16:29:16 »

Looks like the later C version, not a lot of damage to the house  :-\
Yes, even the guttering downpipe survived, albeit a bit kinked. :D
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #13 on: 25 November 2019, 16:37:31 »

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He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides. ;D

Saw that and it made I chuckle too ;D
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #14 on: 25 November 2019, 17:03:08 »

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He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides. ;D
I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #15 on: 25 November 2019, 17:05:12 »

Looks like the later C version, not a lot of damage to the house  :-\
Are you suggesting that a bit of t-cut wont get the shitbox back on the road?
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #16 on: 25 November 2019, 18:35:10 »

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He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides. ;D
I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...
Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on. :-X
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« Reply #17 on: 25 November 2019, 19:51:17 »

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He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides. ;D
I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...
Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on. :-X
Or realised he was in a Zafira, and it dawned on him that his life hadn't turned out as well as he'd hoped.  I can understand why any Zafira owner might be feeling a little suicidal...

...oh, hang on a minute  :-[
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #18 on: 25 November 2019, 20:07:22 »

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He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides. ;D
I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...
Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on. :-X
Or realised he was in a Zafira, and it dawned on him that his life hadn't turned out as well as he'd hoped.  I can understand why any Zafira owner might be feeling a little suicidal...

...oh, hang on a minute  :-[
clearly he couldn't handle the power of such a fine motor vehicle
I may have had a shandy  ;D 
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« Reply #19 on: 25 November 2019, 21:13:36 »

Missing Brackley Zafira discovered !!!! :)
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Re: Launched Zafira
« Reply #20 on: 25 November 2019, 22:03:40 »

Mmm  A fire and a badly landed, zaffee, now who do we know with previous for both, the cd player didn't self combust while playing well know hits from the 70's  :D
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« Reply #21 on: 25 November 2019, 22:06:16 »

It certainly met its waterloo.
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« Reply #22 on: 26 November 2019, 14:11:05 »

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He added: "I'm particularly keen to speak to anyone who may have dashcam footage which could help with our enquiries."

I'll be there were thousands of cameras trained on him at 1:30AM in a remote part of the outer Hebrides. ;D
I suspect the fuzz suspect a tipple too many, and looking for footage of a clapped out Zafira leaving the pub...
Yes, that. Or maybe he made the mistake of turning the heater fan on. :-X


or parking it in a garage in Brackley........
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