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[Webby the Bear]

Last time I gave blood was years ago, with a bunch of mates and the cocky fella fainted! 

After tea and biscuits we repaired to the nearest pub to do some research into whether we got pissed quicker with less blood in us! 

And?

Can't remember. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Nick W]

I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair 

it's been a while for me, but for a long time I thought they were taking twice as much from me as anyone else, as I was there far longer. Apparently I'm a slow bleeder, which isn't the normal adjective

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair 

it's been a while for me, but for a long time I thought they were taking twice as much from me as anyone else, as I was there far longer. Apparently I'm a slow bleeder,[/i] which isn't the normal adjective

If they can't get a full 'armful'  (470ml) in 15 minutes, they stop.

I take 4 to 6 minutes on average.

[Nick W]

I’m on my fifth donation. First four were great. Blood out quickly. Eat all the biscuits and then go home. Last time I don’t know what happened but I sat down and the guy serving the tea and biscuits (who i believe is there to monitor people) kept saying to me: Steve... Steve... Steve. Next thing I know I’m coming round in an upside down chair 

it's been a while for me, but for a long time I thought they were taking twice as much from me as anyone else, as I was there far longer. Apparently I'm a slow bleeder, which isn't the normal adjective

If they can't get a full 'armful'  (470ml) in 15 minutes, they stop.

I take 4 to 6 minutes on average.

well over 10 minutes every time. Whichever arm they tried.

[Auto Addict]

Last time I tried to give blood they wanted to know why it was in a bucket, and where did I get it from

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Last time I tried to give blood they wanted to know why it was in a bucket, and where did I get it from

I hope your Mum is still giving an armful.

[BazaJT]

Maureen my late partner was gutted when shortly before she was due to give her 25th she was prescribed aspirin for Angina and so was barred from donating anymore.