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New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« on: 01 December 2019, 12:40:51 »

Donated an armful of blood for the 24th time on Friday. A personable full-breasted wench extracted 470 ML of my 'lifeforce' in just five minutes and forty eight seconds. Fifteen minutes and a cup of hot chocolate later I was firing up the mighty Signum to take me home in style. :)

Here's the thing that few people are aware of.........to show how much they appreciate the sacrifice the blood service present each 'victim' with a posh new car or luxury home following their 25th donation.

This is why Andy Beanz and Jimbob and others here at OOF drive posh motor cars. :)

I shall post a picture of my new Bugatti Chiron when I donate again in March. :)

 
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #1 on: 01 December 2019, 12:47:50 »

I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!! :'( :'( ;)

So no goodies for me! :'( :'( ;D ;D
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #2 on: 01 December 2019, 12:52:37 »

I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!! :'( :'( ;)

So no goodies for me! :'( :'( ;D ;D

15 donations is impressive for a mere girlie, Lizzie.... :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

There is a long list of ailments and conditions why people can't donate.

As far as I'm aware if you are a man and 'take it up the arse' you are not allowed to donate.......
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #3 on: 01 December 2019, 12:55:34 »

I take it you mean 'Next' and not 'New'.  ::)
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #4 on: 01 December 2019, 13:02:29 »

I take it you mean 'Next' and not 'New'.  ::)

Yes.

I'm quite elderly so 'senior moments' are more frequent........as you know so well yourself. :)
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #5 on: 01 December 2019, 13:32:23 »

I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!! :'( :'( ;)

So no goodies for me! :'( :'( ;D ;D

15 donations is impressive for a mere girlie, Lizzie.... :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

There is a long list of ailments and conditions why people can't donate.

As far as I'm aware if you are a man and 'take it up the arse' you are not allowed to donate.......

 ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #6 on: 01 December 2019, 15:10:33 »

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #7 on: 01 December 2019, 16:12:42 »

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #8 on: 01 December 2019, 16:19:41 »

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I seem to recall June Whitfield was the nurse.
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« Reply #9 on: 01 December 2019, 16:23:19 »

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Apparently 470ml is roughly the same blood loss as being shot in some ridiculous postcode dispute in London, by our coloured brothers. ::)
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #10 on: 01 December 2019, 16:26:26 »

I should have said shot or stabbed.

I want to appear even-handed. ::)
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #11 on: 01 December 2019, 16:28:38 »

I should have said shot or stabbed.

I want to appear even-handed. ::)

Yes other methods of blood letting are available.  :y
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Re: New time I receive a luxury car or house in Monaco.
« Reply #12 on: 01 December 2019, 16:30:40 »

I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine.  :(
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« Reply #13 on: 01 December 2019, 16:32:39 »

I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine.  :(


Presumably this is the fallout from luring too many undesirable ladies into the Marina.

Galloping knob rot can be very hard to cure. :)
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« Reply #14 on: 01 December 2019, 16:49:30 »

I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine.  :(


Presumably this is the fallout from luring too many undesirable ladies into the Marina.

Galloping knob rot can be very hard to cure. :)

Nah, a quick dose of penicillin sorts that, but super galloping knob rot is a different matter though...  :(  Fortunately I've never encountered either.  :y

Malaria at least twice has put paid to me getting a luxury car or a house in Monaco courtesy of the National Blood Transfusion Service.  ::)
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