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Bump .... !@?&
« on: 20 February 2020, 17:14:49 »

Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault? Last night a girl ran into the back of the ML in stop, start rush hour traffic & apparently it was my because I didn't set off when most of the other traffic started to move ??? .... reason being was that the car in front of me stalled so didn't move!  ::)

£1100 ..... though I knew the body shop I took it to wasn't the cheapest, but the chrome bit is over £400 on its own.



 
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #1 on: 20 February 2020, 17:59:44 »

Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #2 on: 20 February 2020, 19:00:20 »

Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.

Quite possibly ....  :y
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #3 on: 20 February 2020, 22:02:09 »

Meh!  :(
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« Reply #4 on: 20 February 2020, 22:07:16 »

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #5 on: 21 February 2020, 01:31:00 »

Well sh!t.  >:(

At least it wasn't your fault and you have someone else picking up the bill. Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #6 on: 21 February 2020, 01:33:45 »

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 21 February 2020, 08:32:24 »

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

Now you've really got his juices flowing!
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« Reply #8 on: 21 February 2020, 10:52:05 »

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ::) ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   ;D
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #9 on: 21 February 2020, 10:53:23 »

..... Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.

Which is exactly what happened to my daughter's car ..... twice   >:(
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« Reply #10 on: 21 February 2020, 11:06:25 »

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)
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« Reply #11 on: 21 February 2020, 11:23:11 »

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion? ::)

Errr! No  ::)
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« Reply #12 on: 21 February 2020, 11:53:08 »

 ;D
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Re: Bump .... !@?&
« Reply #13 on: 21 February 2020, 12:27:11 »

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and...... :)

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.  :-\                                                             :D  ;D

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ::) ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   ;D

Lords Opti likes high maintenance women!  :y
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« Reply #14 on: 21 February 2020, 13:10:36 »

Lords Opti likes high maintenance women!  :y

It explains his love of Vauxhall  ;D
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