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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 28 December 2023, 23:52:08 »
Did you heaar about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper who sold his soul To Santa
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Ah nice, is that the new M235i that's in your photo? Car share mate was close to ordering one, but he likes the 4 doors of his current m235i. Adaptive Dampers was a good call, a rare option out there second hand I find.
I would have taken the heated steering wheel, assume you have the car now? As I only found out recently (on the F36 at least) that if you have lane assist, you can just add the button and code in a heated steering wheel, as it comes with the elements already.
I have lane assist. It is dangerous and can't be permanently disabled, so I have to switch it off every time I start the car.
Few things:
1) Are you logged into your driver profile?
2) Have you disabled it? (press the lane assist circle button) - Disable steering intervention
3) Select individual mode
*also link your key to your profile
My fascination is being behind a driver doing 45mph in a 60mph zone, then continues at 45mph in a 40mph zone, and finally rounds it off by continuing at 45mph through a 30mph zone.
I'm surprised that this slipped under the radar .
Unique is an apt description for her .
RIP Rosemary Smith .
https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/2023/12/06/rosemary-smith-a-life-in-pictures/
If you could live with left hand drive why not import a good example low kilometrage Omega from the continent?
There are three 50k miles example for about £7000 in Germany( suchen .mobile.de website)I could put you in touch with the chap at Specialist vehicles who imported ours.
LHD wouldnt be for everyone! Overtaking and car park barriers to name just two but maybe Convert it to RHD?
An Omega from further South might be even better but low mileage jobs are harder tocome by in Spain in my experience and often do not have any service history at all. My local garage was gobsmacked when I insisted on him filling in the logbook.
Before each journey......I switch off the start/stop nanny (unless the car is in sport or sport plus) when the system is inoperative.
I also turn off the dangerous 'so called safety feature' of lane assistance, which drags the cars towards every cyclist or pothole when I pull out to pass.
I also have front collision avoidance feature which slams on the brakes every time it feels I take a corner too fast. I can't switch this off completely, so turn it down to it's least intrusive level. F*ucking hate all this crap.