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[Sir Tigger KC]

I thought it was chimpanzee shit. 

[Nick W]

I thought it was chimpanzee shit. 

yes.


But only because chimpanzees don't lay eggs.


I had the flu jab about six weeks ago, it was the first vaccination that I had a noticeable reaction to. So much so that I actually read the information sheet we were given.


I would want to read the info about a Covid vacc before having it though!

[STEMO]

I thought it was chimpanzee shit. 

yes.


But only because chimpanzees don't lay eggs.


I had the flu jab about six weeks ago, it was the first vaccination that I had a noticeable reaction to. So much so that I actually read the information sheet we were given.


I would want to read the info about a Covid vacc before having it though!

Yes, this years flu vaccine seems to have had more of a reaction than previous years. It's probably the fact that, up until this year, there hasn't been a microchip in it.

[Doctor Gollum]

I thought it was chimpanzee shit. 

When did you get so picky?

[dave the builder]

Or that we've all been wearing masks, washing our hands, etc
so everyone isn't use to GERMS anymore

I'm off out to the garden to eat a handful of dirt 

Yes, this years flu vaccine seems to have had more of a reaction than previous years. It's probably the fact that, up until this year, there hasn't been a microchip in it.

How is your good lady now Uncle Stemo ? recovered OK from her illness i hope

[Nick W]

I thought it was chimpanzee shit. 

yes.


But only because chimpanzees don't lay eggs.


I had the flu jab about six weeks ago, it was the first vaccination that I had a noticeable reaction to. So much so that I actually read the information sheet we were given.


I would want to read the info about a Covid vacc before having it though!

Yes, this years flu vaccine seems to have had more of a reaction than previous years. It's probably the fact that, up until this year, there hasn't been a microchip in it.

Isn't technology amazing? It was a very small needle, unlike the one used on our cat in the summer

[STEMO]

Or that we've all been wearing masks, washing our hands, etc
so everyone isn't use to GERMS anymore

I'm off out to the garden to eat a handful of dirt 

Yes, this years flu vaccine seems to have had more of a reaction than previous years. It's probably the fact that, up until this year, there hasn't been a microchip in it.

How is your good lady now Uncle Stemo ? recovered OK from her illness i hope

She constantly moans at me, is buying clothes she doesn't need and spending hours playing with her phone, oblivious to her surroundings. Completely back to normal thanks, Dave 

[dave the builder]

How is your good lady now Uncle Stemo ? recovered OK from her illness i hope

She constantly moans at me, is buying clothes she doesn't need and spending hours playing with her phone, oblivious to her surroundings. Completely back to normal thanks, Dave 

Great news 
the other symptoms like "moaning and spending" is a design flaw ,common to all models unfortunately 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Not allergic to eggs so that's sorted.

I heard it was cultured in the groin of a Barnsley virgin, apparently she has been very busy 

[Doctor Gollum]

Not allergic to eggs so that's sorted.

I heard it was cultured in the groin of a Barnsley virgin, apparently she has been very busy 

She's the only one they have

[STEMO]

The vaccine needs to be rolled out double quick in the US. 3265 deaths yesterday and 227,000 new cases.

[Varche]

Spare a thought for the Russians. Taking the Sputnik vaccine? Abstain from alcohol for 42 days after first shot and two weeks before. 56 days in total. This for a country that generall believes that alcohol, vodka in particular, strengthens the immune system.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Spare a thought for the Russians. Taking the Sputnik vaccine? Abstain from alcohol for 42 days after first shot and two weeks before. 56 days in total. This for a country that generall believes that alcohol, vodka in particular, strengthens the immune system.

Keep up at the back please! 

The Russian authorities have advised the Russian people not to drink alcohol for at least six weeks after getting their Sputnik V Covid vaccination shot!   

I assume that the good people of the Motherland will comply for the greater good! 

[Varche]

 

[dave the builder]

Yet they say Alcohol kills the virus 

in about 10 days time I may well start a course of alcohol based anti viral self medication 
or "Christmas" as it used to be called , can we still call it that ?