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[Nick W]

Had the pfizer one in work today, back in 3 weeks for the second lot, so far the chip seems to be connecting to 5G ok 

Took mum and dad for theirs yesterday. Mum's chip is now sending its data by telegram.....

[dave the builder]

Had the pfizer one in work today, back in 3 weeks for the second lot, so far the chip seems to be connecting to 5G ok 

We know ,we've been tracking you since lunchtime 
put that mince pie down

[Auto Addict]

I have just heard that the whole of Cornwall has been placed into total lockdow.

It appears the arrrrrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

[Lizzie Zoom]

I have just heard that the whole of Cornwall has been placed into total lockdow.

It appears the arrrrrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

  Proper job!

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

We now have a third, even more infectious strain, which has apparently just arrived from South Africa.
Will the Vaccines work on these new strains ?

[STEMO]

Nearly 40,000 new cases and 744 deaths today. These are comparatively big numbers.

[dave the builder]

With so many idiots ramming train stations etc to leave London before tier 4   it will be rife everywhere when they all spend Christmas spreading it about the UK in the next few days 
I expected most of the UK to be tier 4 boxing day ,
I guess Boris will wait till it's too late to be effective before announcing more strict lockdowns ,then give everyone a few days before it comes into effect ,so everyone can make sure they get what they "need" in the sales etc 
 

[Varche]

Nearly 40,000 new cases and 744 deaths today. These are comparatively big numbers.

Won’t be long before the government have a campaign to up the birth rate to make up the numbers. Slogan would be fun. It would cheer us all up.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Nearly 40,000 new cases and 744 deaths today. These are comparatively big numbers.

Won’t be long before the government have a campaign to up the birth rate to make up the numbers. Slogan would be fun. It would cheer us all up.

Get Shaggin' Folks!! or maybe  Shag For Britain!  

[STEMO]

Nearly 40,000 new cases and 744 deaths today. These are comparatively big numbers.

Won’t be long before the government have a campaign to up the birth rate to make up the numbers. Slogan would be fun. It would cheer us all up.

Get Shaggin' Folks!! or maybe  Shag For Britain!  

I'm applying for an exemption certificate, with my bad back an all. 

[Nick W]

Won’t be long before the government have a campaign to up the birth rate to make up the numbers. Slogan would be fun. It would cheer us all up.

They're inept, incompetent modern Conservatives. How about:


We oppsed you, now opps each other

[BazaJT]

Youngest daughter now tested positive,in all probability caught it from son-in-law who tested positive last week.

[dave the builder]

Youngest daughter now tested positive,in all probability caught it from son-in-law who tested positive last week.

I hope they have a speedy recovery with no long term effects

[Kevin Wood]

Seems Tony B. Liar is now the country's leading expert on virology and vaccination and is riding in to save the day.

I guess he's run out of retirement projects now he's achieved peace in the middle east.

Perhaps someone could arrange for him to have an allotment or something. It seems to have kept magic grandpa from talking gibberish.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-55410349

[ronnyd]

Is he mates with Bill Gates?