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The Speaking Clock
« on: 27 April 2008, 04:24:50 »
Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back
to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were
rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the guests asked.
'Why, that's my Speaking Clock' the man replied. 'How does it work?'
'I'll show you', the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering
blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For
f*cks sake, it's twenty to two** in the f*cking morning!!'
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Re: The Speaking Clock
« Reply #1 on: 27 April 2008, 04:28:33 »
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Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back
to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were
rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the guests asked.
'Why, that's my Speaking Clock' the man replied. 'How does it work?'
'I'll show you', the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering
blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For
f*cks sake, it's twenty to two** in the f*cking morning!!'

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Speaking Clock
« Reply #2 on: 27 April 2008, 16:59:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Speaking Clock
« Reply #3 on: 27 April 2008, 17:02:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Speaking Clock
« Reply #4 on: 27 April 2008, 17:04:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D LMAO  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Speaking Clock
« Reply #5 on: 27 April 2008, 17:49:14 »
The old one's are the best.
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Re: The Speaking Clock
« Reply #6 on: 27 April 2008, 19:21:32 »
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The old one's are the best.

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