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dad1uk

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Somebody is always having a worse day than you!
« on: 13 October 2008, 16:17:11 »

Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil spill
In Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
Saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
Applause from onlookers..  A minute later, in full view of the clapping
Onlookers, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?


A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
Almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
Towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
Current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
Places.  Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were breaking a fence in protest at the cruelty
Of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .  Suddenly, two
Thousand scared pigs broke loose and stampeded through the broken fence in
Their frenzied efforts to escape.  The two hopeless protesters were trampled
To death..

What?! STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
Bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?

Please take all this in the manner it is meant  :y
Have a smile - there is too much misery at the moment  :y
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Simon.

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Re: Somebody is always having a worse day than you!
« Reply #1 on: 13 October 2008, 17:47:58 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Somebody is always having a worse day than you!
« Reply #2 on: 13 October 2008, 19:18:23 »

"Have a smile - there is too much misery at the moment "

You are not kidding Dad 1UK, and thanks I needed that!! :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-)
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