Topic: Seduce someone in four words (Read 5414 times)

Varche · « **on:** 17 January 2020, 08:58:53 »

Taking social media by storm so I took part too.

Ride in my Omega?

Still not trending! I am French with only three words is doing well.

STEMO · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 January 2020, 10:44:49 »

Bend down, brace yourself!

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:14:11 »

You won't regret this.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #3 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:15:18 »

I'll pull out, promise.

STEMO · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:16:09 »

Those three phrases could follow each other.

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:16:36 »

Get your coat love!

STEMO · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:17:36 »

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 January 2020, 11:16:36

Get your coat love!

That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #7 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:22:21 »

Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:17:36

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 January 2020, 11:16:36
Get your coat love!
That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.

Maybe not, but the sophisticated approach is lost on some girls.

deviator · « **Reply #8 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:24:16 »

I'm a lottery winner

STEMO · « **Reply #9 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:24:18 »

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 January 2020, 11:22:21

Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:17:36
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 January 2020, 11:16:36
Get your coat love!
That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.

Maybe not, but the sophisticated approach is lost on some girls.

Down your way, maybe, but not in cosmopolitan Barnsley.

STEMO · « **Reply #10 on:** 17 January 2020, 11:25:04 »

Quote from: deviator on 17 January 2020, 11:24:16

I'm a lottery winner

That has a certain pull to it.

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #11 on:** 17 January 2020, 12:18:15 »

Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:24:18

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 January 2020, 11:22:21
Quote from: STEMO on 17 January 2020, 11:17:36
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 January 2020, 11:16:36
Get your coat love!
That doesn't sound as sophisticated as mine.

Maybe not, but the sophisticated approach is lost on some girls.
Down your way, maybe, but not in cosmopolitan Barnsley.

I can believe that!

deviator · « **Reply #12 on:** 17 January 2020, 12:18:35 »

That isn't my leg

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #13 on:** 17 January 2020, 12:35:51 »

Quote from: deviator on 17 January 2020, 12:18:35

That isn't my leg

Truthful in my case......but a girl CAN have too much of a good thing.

biggriffin · « **Reply #14 on:** 17 January 2020, 12:42:42 »

It's this big.

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #15 on:** 17 January 2020, 14:17:21 »

Have you the time?

Migv6 le Frog Fan · « **Reply #16 on:** 17 January 2020, 15:18:43 »

Buy you a drink ?

No? Fair enough.

Come on lads were leaving. Its fickin lesbian night in here tonight.

Varche · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 January 2020, 15:20:13 »

Ha ha.

Cannot see any of those trending right now.

I have had two likes for mine. One might be Lizzie and the other will be STEMO or another forum member that saw the word Omega an went weak at the knees

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 January 2020, 15:31:36 »

Fancy a shag darlin'?

ronnyd · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 January 2020, 15:37:34 »

I play Premier league?

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #20 on:** 17 January 2020, 15:38:47 »

You'll do, come on...

Viral_Jim · « **Reply #21 on:** 18 January 2020, 00:19:22 »

Step into my Marina.

biggriffin · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 January 2020, 10:09:13 »

Quote from: Jimmy944 on 18 January 2020, 00:19:22

Step into my Marina.

We have a winner

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #23 on:** 18 January 2020, 22:08:12 »

Quote from: Jimmy944 on 18 January 2020, 00:19:22

Step into my Marina.

The more economical Get in! usually did the trick!

Rangie · « **Reply #24 on:** 18 January 2020, 22:20:18 »

I know you're moist.😁

biggriffin · « **Reply #25 on:** 18 January 2020, 22:51:17 »

Quote from: Rangie on 18 January 2020, 22:20:18

I know you're moist.😁

The marina impressed you.

dave the builder · « **Reply #26 on:** 19 January 2020, 13:38:44 »

One at a time

New POD · « **Reply #27 on:** 01 February 2020, 20:44:53 »

I have cheesy Balls

Raeturbo · « **Reply #28 on:** 01 February 2020, 20:46:58 »

Scratch my arse love

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #29 on:** 01 February 2020, 21:00:36 »

Quote from: New POD on 01 February 2020, 20:44:53

I have four kids

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #30 on:** 01 February 2020, 22:54:07 »

The Marina is comfortable!

biggriffin · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 February 2020, 08:26:46 »

Your sisters very fit

New POD · « **Reply #32 on:** 10 April 2020, 11:06:14 »

My dick has shrunk.

henryd · « **Reply #33 on:** 10 April 2020, 17:33:00 »

Are you awake love

dave the builder · « **Reply #34 on:** 10 April 2020, 17:48:23 »

Coronavirus immunization injection here

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #35 on:** 10 April 2020, 18:28:00 »

I'm not dead yet!

STEMO · « **Reply #36 on:** 10 April 2020, 18:38:38 »

Quote from: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 17:48:23

Coronavirus immunization injection here

That's an American you're seducing then?

dave the builder · « **Reply #37 on:** 10 April 2020, 18:44:15 »

Quote from: STEMO on 10 April 2020, 18:38:38

Quote from: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 17:48:23
Coronavirus immunization injection here
That's an American you're seducing then?

any holes a goal $:-\$

spelling police free shag

mars · « **Reply #38 on:** 14 April 2020, 21:45:34 »

Been out with worse!

biggriffin · « **Reply #39 on:** 14 April 2020, 22:03:20 »

Better than ya sister.

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #40 on:** 14 April 2020, 22:07:32 »

Been isolated for months...

Raeturbo · « **Reply #41 on:** 14 April 2020, 23:24:24 »

Lay down easy stars..........

New POD · « **Reply #42 on:** 23 April 2020, 20:34:31 »

you not divorcing me ?

New POD · « **Reply #43 on:** 23 April 2020, 20:34:56 »

I've lost a stone.

Raeturbo · « **Reply #44 on:** 23 April 2020, 20:51:07 »

I have a mask

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #45 on:** 23 April 2020, 20:54:32 »

Gobble, gobble, gobble, swallow

mars · « **Reply #46 on:** 23 April 2020, 21:10:34 »

Beats a J Arthur

Raeturbo · « **Reply #47 on:** 23 April 2020, 22:23:19 »

By a light year

78bex · « **Reply #48 on:** 23 April 2020, 23:12:12 »

Thought I`d never ask

Rangie · « **Reply #49 on:** 24 April 2020, 12:12:17 »

"I bet I'm making your piss flaps twitch" 😀 used by a good mate of mine with great success on our training exercises in Yorkshire many years ago, and yes I do realise it's more than 4 words before anyone starts.

biggriffin · « **Reply #50 on:** 24 April 2020, 12:55:38 »

Do ya want breakfast

mars · « **Reply #51 on:** 24 April 2020, 21:11:50 »

Halves on a bastard?

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