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[TheBoy]

LOL well the real reason is one only a bloke will understand
when i cant be bothered to go in the supermercado with the ball and chain she comes out when im in the middle of reading an article in the paper, so with a button on the fob i could just pop the tailgate and let her load the shopping does that sound like a good reason???

Well you're just stupid!  Do what I do, stay at home

lol used to in UK but out here you have to go together or your sat worrying!!! whether or not she has hit another car in the very small spanish car parking spaces!!!!

Why do you think I make her drive around in a 8.5yr old Rover

aha so thats the reason,  I thought you were punishing her!!!

But to prove I'm the modern man, I sometimes help her in with the shopping...

[Omegatoy]

LOL well the real reason is one only a bloke will understand
when i cant be bothered to go in the supermercado with the ball and chain she comes out when im in the middle of reading an article in the paper, so with a button on the fob i could just pop the tailgate and let her load the shopping does that sound like a good reason???

Well you're just stupid!  Do what I do, stay at home

lol used to in UK but out here you have to go together or your sat worrying!!! whether or not she has hit another car in the very small spanish car parking spaces!!!!

Why do you think I make her drive around in a 8.5yr old Rover

aha so thats the reason,  I thought you were punishing her!!!

But to prove I'm the modern man, I sometimes help her in with the shopping...

but you dont move as quickly as when the neighbour rams her car into the garage tho!!!

[Martin_1962]

LOL well the real reason is one only a bloke will understand
when i cant be bothered to go in the supermercado with the ball and chain she comes out when im in the middle of reading an article in the paper, so with a button on the fob i could just pop the tailgate and let her load the shopping does that sound like a good reason???

Well you're just stupid!  Do what I do, stay at home

lol used to in UK but out here you have to go together or your sat worrying!!! whether or not she has hit another car in the very small spanish car parking spaces!!!!

Why do you think I make her drive around in a 8.5yr old Rover

aha so thats the reason,  I thought you were punishing her!!!

When the tractor has broken its sump and the MV6 its headgasket he needs transport

[TheBoy]

LOL well the real reason is one only a bloke will understand
when i cant be bothered to go in the supermercado with the ball and chain she comes out when im in the middle of reading an article in the paper, so with a button on the fob i could just pop the tailgate and let her load the shopping does that sound like a good reason???

Well you're just stupid!  Do what I do, stay at home

lol used to in UK but out here you have to go together or your sat worrying!!! whether or not she has hit another car in the very small spanish car parking spaces!!!!

Why do you think I make her drive around in a 8.5yr old Rover

aha so thats the reason,  I thought you were punishing her!!!

When the tractor has broken its sump and the MV6 its headgasket he needs transport

For that rare eventuality, I have the ZX10

[feeutfo]

LOL well the real reason is one only a bloke will understand
when i cant be bothered to go in the supermercado with the ball and chain she comes out when im in the middle of reading an article in the paper, so with a button on the fob i could just pop the tailgate and let her load the shopping does that sound like a good reason???

Well you're just stupid!  Do what I do, stay at home

lol used to in UK but out here you have to go together or your sat worrying!!! whether or not she has hit another car in the very small spanish car parking spaces!!!!

Why do you think I make her drive around in a 8.5yr old Rover

aha so thats the reason,  I thought you were punishing her!!!

Im not allowed in Asda. Im "too grumpy"  and shes being polite, forget road rage, shopping rage!
Bloody place does my head in. She cant even leave even me in the dvd section with out getting run over by a gran and her trolly. The place is a nightmare. Stay away.

[Martin_1962]

Tescos does this for me, Morrisons and Asdas are a haven of peace in comparison

[Omegatoy]

let me tell you that tesco,asda,morrisons etc are absolute heaven compared to Eroski, carrefor,lidl,and Dia over here, picture the scene
all are hypermarkets all are huge,all have approximately 30 checkouts,
and all have only 6 checkout operators!!! you can take half an hour to get your shopping and at least an hour to pay for it by which time your frozen goods arent!!!! mind you the spanish senoritas doing the shopping wear very little and can easily take your mind off the queues   but if you get caught ogling cue a sore ear!!!