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General Discussion Area / Re: Russian Delegation Barred From Farnborough Airshow

« on: 12 July 2014, 21:22:54 »

My point being, the Russians hold access to the Sevastopol and the Mediterranean far more dearly than some monk on about an air show.

The point as I see it Chris, is that if the international community pulls together and denies Russia access to the international marketplace then the Ruskies will have to take notice, no matter how big Putin's balls are Cleggy! 

18017

General Car Chat / Re: Decarbonising your engine...using water. Thoughts?

« on: 12 July 2014, 17:19:07 »

It was a very basic old lump he uses in the demo, that you could probably pour tar in and it'd still go! 

A modern engine? No way!!

18018

General Discussion Area / Re: Russian Delegation Barred From Farnborough Airshow

« on: 12 July 2014, 17:10:32 »

It's good to see the British Government following through on the rhetoric! 

Will it make any difference?  If it's only us that does this sort of thing then Chris is probably right, but if other countries follow suit then maybe. I can't see the likes of Dubai for example barring the Russians however. 

18019

General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?

« on: 12 July 2014, 14:37:52 »

Had the A/C done at a VX garage, Forgot all about the dash cam, It recorded the whole ordeal, Be surprised how they treat your car  ... and how overly nice they where once they spotted the camera "Oh we being filmed" , Around 5 or 6 gathered around the car at one point 

That's worth posting up... see what's what...

Wonder if there are any implications with it being filmed on private property without the peoples consent  .. or is it not classed as private property not sure seen as it's a restricted area...?

Oh yeah I also forgot to mention they where revving it allot, Hitting the rev-limiter at times... Driving around with the bonnet up through narrow areas etc..

Sod the implications!  I'd be having a stiff word with the Service Manager if I was you! 

18020

General Car Chat / Re: 10000 done

« on: 12 July 2014, 14:22:39 »

If he keeps going to Woburn,to run deer over for oof bbq, not going to last much longer

 

Yes I didnt like to say. 
But will be fixed soon. 

Hope it's not going to be too deer? 

Dohe! I bet the stealers will be Fawning all over him when he gets the big Bucks out, probably dearer than his Stag night. At the very least his Hind end will be sore!!!

You're all Hart Phil! 

18021

General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Chappies

« on: 12 July 2014, 14:04:58 »

I'm a physically challenged lesbian of an indeterminate ethnic minority! 

18022

General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Chappies

« on: 12 July 2014, 11:07:25 »

That's a bit topical for a Satdy morning Sit Tig

Stumbled across this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYNuoCigGY&feature=kp 

I often wonder what people are googling to 'stumble' across stuff like this?     

18023

General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Chappies

« on: 12 July 2014, 10:37:45 »

Don't know why your upset. There's a few suspect members on here 



You know who you are

Indeed we do. I'm happy to come out as a gay black man.

You're brave living in Fenland and all...

My 'bitches' have given me good cover over the years.....so no one is any the wiser.

The aristocracy are well known for their strange sexual preferences and predilections. 

18024

General Discussion Area / Re: Oof delivery service for Joff

« on: 12 July 2014, 10:33:08 »

Thank God!    I was beginning to think that you lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!! 

All we have to do now is get the LPG working

Is there any gas in the tank Joff?     

You're so not funny

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=124705.0

Ah yes, keep up at the back!     

I think Joff might have a fault.  Anyone got a lead?   

18025

General Discussion Area / Re: Oof delivery service for Joff

« on: 12 July 2014, 10:24:55 »

Thank God!    I was beginning to think that you lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!! 

All we have to do now is get the LPG working

Is there any gas in the tank Joff?     

18026

General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes

« on: 12 July 2014, 10:22:26 »

A recent study has shown that 25% of women are on medication for mental problems..... 



Which means that 75% of women are running round untreated!   

18027

General Car Chat / Re: 10000 done

« on: 12 July 2014, 10:14:30 »

If he keeps going to Woburn,to run deer over for oof bbq, not going to last much longer

 

Yes I didnt like to say. 
But will be fixed soon. 

Hope it's not going to be too deer? 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Oof delivery service for Joff

« on: 12 July 2014, 01:23:12 »

Thank God!    I was beginning to think that you lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!! 

18029

General Discussion Area / Re: Get 5L Millers Oils CFS Nanodrive & get 1L Free @ Opie Oils

« on: 11 July 2014, 18:37:25 »

I think Oilman has a thick skin and just dosn't understand how sensitive many OOFer's are!   

18030

General Discussion Area / Road Racing

« on: 11 July 2014, 17:39:09 »

There are proposals afoot to allow Local Authorities to give permission for motor racing on public roads which currently requires an Act of Parliament. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28261960

So next time you see the local yoot holding a banger race on your estate it might well be all above board!