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[Doctor Gollum]

The number of recovered people still out weighs the number of active cases, and we are still talking about a mere fraction of the global population.

Two clear choices:

1. shut the world down, and wait for it to die out, or 2. carry on as normal.
1 would deliver a brutal short term economic blow, but one that would be recovered from in due course. 2. Would have a more subtle economic impact, but over a longer term. Who's to say which is better

Ultimately though, if we're all going to catch it regardless, then there's little point in flapping or scaremongering, may as well carry on regardless.

You still have a far higher chance of being hit by a bus.

Ah but are you saying that as a low risk person?. Outside of the hayfever season, i would say we are ultra low risk where we live. However the dice are now loaded much higher with me visiting hospital twice a day to see how the family members are doing etc

Mark is right about the projections. They are just projections.

Stay healthy , exercise and eat your greens....

Not particularly. My work exposes me to aircraft that have almost certainly been carrying passengers to/from an affected regions. Also, if I get it (assuming that I haven't already), even mildly, there's a certainty that I will pass it to
Mother, who will most likely be hospitalised given her 'underlying medical conditions'. She can turn a sniffle into pneumonia, given half a chance, so unfortunately that would probably be a one way journey

Am I concerned? Of course, but neither of us are panicking. Absolutely no point. Que sera, sera.

If anything, I am more likely to be made redundant from an unrelated airline going under than I am to have to take two weeks off from a cold. Which really pisses me off as the only reason that airline is vulnerable is because it is run by greedy, incompetent morons. But I digress...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Now officially a global pandemic.

[STEMO]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

I'm sure nobody on here believes that scousers are lazy work shy bastards.

[STEMO]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

I'm sure nobody on here believes that scousers are lazy work shy bastards, who are born with glue on their fingers

No, probably not.

[Rangie]

Can anyone explain the bulk buying of bog rolls ? I've witnessed people fighting over them today in Waitrose in Peterborough popped in for a coffee & sausage roll while the car was being serviced , then was treated to a female catfight all very entertaining but totally idiotic..😄😃😀

[STEMO]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

Liverpool 1, Madrid 0, corona virus 275. 

[dave the builder]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

Liverpool 1, Madrid 0, corona virus 275. 

on the day of the match ,then those 275 will each pass it on and so on.... 
all to watch a bag of wind being kicked round 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can anyone explain the bulk buying of bog rolls ? I've witnessed people fighting over them today in Waitrose in Peterborough popped in for a coffee & sausage roll while the car was being serviced , then was treated to a female catfight all very entertaining but totally idiotic..😄😃😀

No doubt somebody caught it on their phone. It will probably be on Youtube by now under the heading. " Tits out slapper skanks fight it out in Waitrose"

I must look it up.

[Varche]

The Spanish health minister predicted today the epidemic in Spain will last between 2 and 5 months.

Madrid has seen panic buying.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

I think it's fiking nuts letting large amounts of people move around the continent like this for non essential reasons. 

[STEMO]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

I think it's fiking nuts letting large amounts of people move around the continent like this for non essential reasons. 

European championship football, non essential? Behave yourself. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

I think it's fiking nuts letting large amounts of people move around the continent like this for non essential reasons. 

European championship football, non essential? Behave yourself. 

   Well yes when you put it like that. 

[biggriffin]

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.

I think it's fiking nuts letting large amounts of people move around the continent like this for non essential reasons. 

 
 I think as a country, we need to pull up the draw bridge, only downside, food will get rationed because the Supermarkets have so much imported from euro-land.

 Place today staff refusing to unload a container of chicken from China..

[Rods2]

Can anyone explain the bulk buying of bog rolls ? I've witnessed people fighting over them today in Waitrose in Peterborough popped in for a coffee & sausage roll while the car was being serviced , then was treated to a female catfight all very entertaining but totally idiotic..😄😃😀

So, while their out shopping for bog roll they catch Covid-19 & die, but the coroner, at their inquest, will comment the had a spotlessly clean shiny ar*shole. For those that catch Covid-19 in other ways & run out of bog roll, they can achieve the spotlessly clean shiny ar*ehole by jumping in the shower after going.