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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #270 on: 11 March 2020, 20:50:32 »

clicky shocking  :o
so virus figures will be completely inaccurate and unless you have direct contact with a tested positive case ,you're advised to go to work ,even if you have all the symptoms   >:(
clearly the knobs in charge want it to spread as quick as possible and kill off all the vulnerable people
unless you get tested ,which is unlikely , you can't self isolate and claim statutory sick pay , unless advised by 111 (after a test that they won't do)
may as well post out free samples of the virus to everyone to lick  >:(


 


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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #271 on: 11 March 2020, 21:29:22 »

clicky shocking  :o
so virus figures will be completely inaccurate and unless you have direct contact with a tested positive case ,you're advised to go to work ,even if you have all the symptoms   >:(
clearly the knobs in charge want it to spread as quick as possible and kill off all the vulnerable people
unless you get tested ,which is unlikely , you can't self isolate and claim statutory sick pay , unless advised by 111 (after a test that they won't do)
may as well post out free samples of the virus to everyone to lick  >:(
Calm down, dear, it's only a virus.  :)
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #272 on: 11 March 2020, 21:44:29 »


Calm down, dear, it's only a virus.  :)
A virus that could well kill my mum and my 5 Y/O nephew 
ok my mum is old
but this "Virus" COULD have been contained in the UK
instead they encourage it's spread

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« Reply #273 on: 11 March 2020, 21:51:25 »

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.
Liverpool 1, Madrid 0, corona virus 275.  ;D
I got the 1-0 right, the jury is out on the virus score.  :-X
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #274 on: 11 March 2020, 21:53:14 »

I believe it's quite prevalent in Madrid. 3000 football supporters from Madrid will be arriving in Liverpool today for tonight's match. The jug eared t**t Lineker has said it should have been played behind closed doors, that way the grabbing bastard could still get paid for his half time contribution.

So expect a spike in Merseyside next week.


Cue lazy scouse bastards comments.
Liverpool 1, Madrid 0, corona virus 275.  ;D
I got the 1-0 right, the jury is out on the virus score.  :-X

That game has 14 days to go.  ;)
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #275 on: 11 March 2020, 22:06:36 »

He’s psychotic, err psychic  ;D
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #276 on: 11 March 2020, 22:52:28 »

Can anyone explain the bulk buying of bog rolls ? I've witnessed people fighting over them today in Waitrose in Peterborough popped in for a coffee & sausage roll while the car was being serviced , then was treated to a female catfight all very entertaining but totally idiotic..😄😃😀

That exercised my mind too. Surely it is people just trying to maintain their civilised lifestyle. Misplaced of course as if you haven’t anything stockpiled to eat you won’t need toilet paper. Rods2 is spot on. With running water and a bit of imagination you dont need toilet paper.

Meanwhile back in Scarborough hospital today plenty of folk not washing their hands or using the hand sanitiser.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #277 on: 11 March 2020, 22:56:46 »

Loo roll is cheaper than tissues...
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #278 on: 12 March 2020, 00:45:39 »

Loo roll is cheaper than tissues...

Large 18"x18" Cotton hankies cheaper still & sterile after a boil wash for a bit & they don't like paper hankies or bog paper make your nose sore! ::) ::) ::) Germophile & bloodophile (steak, blood pudding, spots in eggs etc) friend is never impressed when I'm down the club/pub & my cotton hankie needs to be used. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #279 on: 12 March 2020, 01:15:11 »

Trump just banned travel from Europe to the USA!  :o  Boom! Decisive action!  :y
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #280 on: 12 March 2020, 01:52:04 »

And in other viral news the actor Tom Hanks and his wife have tested positive for Covid-19 in Australia.  :(
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« Reply #281 on: 12 March 2020, 02:25:49 »

Trump just banned travel from Europe to the USA!  :o  Boom! Decisive action!  :y

Too little, too late as election year headlines. Lack of Trump banned WHO testing kits, where a Trump company produced alternatives, that were proved not to work, so Trump only allowed CDC to approved minimal number of WHO tests, it is already an uncontrolled epidemic in the US. Trump can put whatever spin he likes on this, but he will own it, where he is on record as saying it is a minor sniffle or like mild influenza. He has now set himself up for a Nov 2020 election fall. Nothing more than he deserves where personnel corrupt wreath making has always been his largely successful goal from benefiting being POTUS & now it will, as a crisis bad response pridicted, catch up with him. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #282 on: 12 March 2020, 07:29:52 »

No it wont. He will be re elected.
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« Reply #283 on: 12 March 2020, 09:03:26 »

No it wont. He will be re elected.

Yep Trumps fan base will love this sort of thing.  ;)
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« Reply #284 on: 12 March 2020, 09:21:45 »

Indeed, one day Bernie will realise that he is the Democrats warm up act...  ::)

Trump will wipe the floor with the competition. Mostly because there isn't any ;D
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