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[dave the builder]

a thermometer is the sort of thing baby shops, boots etc would have 

[ronnyd]

Mrs thinks she might be running a bit of a temperature, couldn't find the thermometer so I said I'd pick one up while I was out. HA! Two chemists and Asda pharmacy just looked at me as if I was stupid.

Just get the paramedic you call out to use his/her own.   Joking aside, hope you all stay safe.

[STEMO]

poundworld had plenty a few days ago here in middle England
i picked up a couple
electric ones 

Poundworld? Hmmm......they need to be accurate, don't think I'd trust them.

[dave the builder]

poundworld had plenty a few days ago here in middle England
i picked up a couple
electric ones 

Poundworld? Hmmm......they need to be accurate, don't think I'd trust them.

mass produced to a high standard of accuracy to 0.1 degree tolerance precision 

better than sticking your sweaty had on the lasses forehead and saying "seems OK"

5 quid on ebay for the same one clicky

being a scouser , surely nicking one from poundland/poundworld  is better than paying £5+ ,especially as your an honorary Yorkshire man too 
 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

poundworld had plenty a few days ago here in middle England
i picked up a couple
electric ones 

Poundworld? Hmmm......they need to be accurate, don't think I'd trust them.

mass produced to a high standard of accuracy to 0.1 degree tolerance precision 

better than sticking your sweaty had on the lasses forehead and saying "seems OK"

5 quid on ebay for the same one clicky

being a scouser , surely nicking one from poundland/poundworld  is better than paying £5+ ,especially as your an honorary Yorkshire man too 

I think he may be losing his touch.

[dave the builder]

cheapest i could find with UK stock on ebay
clicky £2.75 2nd class or £3.75 first class

waiting for the postman is not a great prospect though
particularly if you live in the Brackley blast zone 

boots sold out online
some argos stores have expensive ones depending on branch stock

[dave the builder]

being a scouser , surely nicking one from poundland/poundworld  is better than paying £5+ ,especially as your an honorary Yorkshire man too 

I think he may be losing his touch.

he probably doesn't go to poundworld , his fence won't pay much unless he steals in bulk
more money to get high value items from boots ,M&S etc 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

being a scouser , surely nicking one from poundland/poundworld  is better than paying £5+ ,especially as your an honorary Yorkshire man too 

I think he may be losing his touch.

he probably doesn't go to poundworld , his fence won't pay much unless he steals in bulk
more money to get high value items from boots ,M&S etc 

Don't think he can run very fast these days. Some jobs are probably best left for the young up and coming scally.

[STEMO]

cheapest i could find with UK stock on ebay
clicky £2.75 2nd class or £3.75 first class

waiting for the postman is not a great prospect though
particularly if you live in the Brackley blast zone 

boots sold out online
some argos stores have expensive ones depending on branch stock

She needed it now, today, before she went to school Monday morning. I could have got one delivered tomorrow on amazon prime....for £35. 
Talking of prime, I ordered a CD for my car at 1:30 this aft. It's two stops away.8 hours ish, not bad. 

[dave the builder]

cheapest i could find with UK stock on ebay
clicky £2.75 2nd class or £3.75 first class

waiting for the postman is not a great prospect though
particularly if you live in the Brackley blast zone 

boots sold out online
some argos stores have expensive ones depending on branch stock

She needed it now, today, before she went to school Monday morning. I could have got one delivered tomorrow on amazon prime....for £35. 
Talking of prime, I ordered a CD for my car at 1:30 this aft. It's two stops away.8 hours ish, not bad. 

i'm sure the school will have a communal thermometer for everyone to use   

[STEMO]

cheapest i could find with UK stock on ebay
clicky £2.75 2nd class or £3.75 first class

waiting for the postman is not a great prospect though
particularly if you live in the Brackley blast zone 

boots sold out online
some argos stores have expensive ones depending on branch stock

She needed it now, today, before she went to school Monday morning. I could have got one delivered tomorrow on amazon prime....for £35. 
Talking of prime, I ordered a CD for my car at 1:30 this aft. It's two stops away.8 hours ish, not bad. 

i'm sure the school will have a communal thermometer for everyone to use   

Yeah. You could infect the whole school in one morning 

[dave the builder]

cheapest i could find with UK stock on ebay
clicky £2.75 2nd class or £3.75 first class

waiting for the postman is not a great prospect though
particularly if you live in the Brackley blast zone 

boots sold out online
some argos stores have expensive ones depending on branch stock

She needed it now, today, before she went to school Monday morning. I could have got one delivered tomorrow on amazon prime....for £35. 
Talking of prime, I ordered a CD for my car at 1:30 this aft. It's two stops away.8 hours ish, not bad. 

i'm sure the school will have a communal thermometer for everyone to use   

Yeah. You could infect the whole school in one morning 

just get the head teacher to lick it clean between pupils 

but in all seriousness , i do hope the good lady is OK and the rest of your loved ones 

obviously ,if you kick the bucket it will be a great loss ,all your helpful technical advice 

[STEMO]

cheapest i could find with UK stock on ebay
clicky £2.75 2nd class or £3.75 first class

waiting for the postman is not a great prospect though
particularly if you live in the Brackley blast zone 

boots sold out online
some argos stores have expensive ones depending on branch stock

She needed it now, today, before she went to school Monday morning. I could have got one delivered tomorrow on amazon prime....for £35. 
Talking of prime, I ordered a CD for my car at 1:30 this aft. It's two stops away.8 hours ish, not bad. 

i'm sure the school will have a communal thermometer for everyone to use   

Yeah. You could infect the whole school in one morning 

just get the head teacher to lick it clean between pupils 

but in all seriousness , i do hope the good lady is OK and the rest of your loved ones 

obviously ,if you kick the bucket it will be a great loss ,all your helpful technical advice 

Far Cough, you.

I was just listening to Jurgen Klopp being all philosophical about the cancelled football games and wondering if the players will get statuary sick pay? £94 a week, bit of a comedown from 150 grand.

Oh, and the missus seems fine, thank you 

[dave the builder]

i know nothing about football , but he should have saved up for a bad week off sick Uncle Stemo

[aaronjb]

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