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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #555 on: 18 March 2020, 15:35:34 »
I see the Andrex puppy has done so well out of all this bog roll buying he has now retired to beach front retreat in Barkbados 
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #556 on: 18 March 2020, 15:40:18 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 15:05:36
I mentioned yesterday that there was no fresh meat in Asda. Out with doggie this morning, I got the distinct impression that there were less ducks in the park this morning.
Any connection?  :-\

looking out of the window, I see the pair of mallard on the pond and two cock pheasants in the field,
there is a wood half a mile away full of rabbits and bambi,
Im covered thanks
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #557 on: 18 March 2020, 15:47:16 »
Quote from: scimmy_man on 18 March 2020, 15:40:18
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 15:05:36
I mentioned yesterday that there was no fresh meat in Asda. Out with doggie this morning, I got the distinct impression that there were less ducks in the park this morning.
Any connection?  :-\

looking out of the window, I see the pair of mallard on the pond and two cock pheasants in the field,
there is a wood half a mile away full of rabbits and bambi,
Im covered thanks
You'll be in competition with a lot of people. If you live in the vicinity of Bradford, you may end up in a curry.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #558 on: 18 March 2020, 15:51:12 »
Oh, the irony. Nothing to be had in the supermarket and BBC1 are showing Ready Steady Cook shortly.  ::)
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #559 on: 18 March 2020, 16:23:49 »
Just watched the Donalds latest press conference. God, he's ineffectual. The usual dose of 'tremendous' and 'very, very', but with no substance at all. He said very little of note and then Mike Pence stepped up and, under orders, used the phrase 'The President' in every sentence, just in case we forgot who was in charge. I was embarrassed for him.
As soon as Donald spoke, he referred to 'The Chinese virus', knowing full well it would infuriate them.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #560 on: 18 March 2020, 16:27:03 »
Well, they started it...  ::)
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #561 on: 18 March 2020, 16:34:36 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 15:47:16
Quote from: scimmy_man on 18 March 2020, 15:40:18
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 15:05:36
I mentioned yesterday that there was no fresh meat in Asda. Out with doggie this morning, I got the distinct impression that there were less ducks in the park this morning.
Any connection?  :-\

looking out of the window, I see the pair of mallard on the pond and two cock pheasants in the field,
there is a wood half a mile away full of rabbits and bambi,
Im covered thanks
You'll be in competition with a lot of people. If you live in the vicinity of Bradford, you may end up in a curry.

looong way from bradistan thanks
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #562 on: 18 March 2020, 16:34:43 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 16:27:03
Well, they started it...  ::)
Yes, but they're quite touchy about it.  ;D
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #563 on: 18 March 2020, 16:49:28 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 16:34:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 16:27:03
Well, they started it...  ::)
Yes, but they're quite touchy about it.  ;D
maybe a world wide nuclear war will kill the virus and sort why it was released, reduce the excess population etc  :)
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #564 on: 18 March 2020, 16:53:24 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 16:34:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 16:27:03
Well, they started it...  ::)
Yes, but they're quite touchy about it.  ;D


 Bit like the Germans, and their claim to history...
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #565 on: 18 March 2020, 16:59:10 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 18 March 2020, 16:53:24
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 16:34:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 16:27:03
Well, they started it...  ::)
Yes, but they're quite touchy about it.  ;D


 Bit like the Germans, and their claim to history...
;D ;D
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #566 on: 18 March 2020, 17:01:02 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 18 March 2020, 16:49:28
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 16:34:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 16:27:03
Well, they started it...  ::)
Yes, but they're quite touchy about it.  ;D
maybe a world wide nuclear war will kill the virus and sort why it was released, reduce the excess population etc  :)
Oh no! Think of the global warming that would cause.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #567 on: 18 March 2020, 17:34:03 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 17:01:02
Quote from: dave the builder on 18 March 2020, 16:49:28
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 16:34:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 16:27:03
Well, they started it...  ::)
Yes, but they're quite touchy about it.  ;D
maybe a world wide nuclear war will kill the virus and sort why it was released, reduce the excess population etc  :)
Oh no! Think of the global warming that would cause.
saves on heating bills  ;)
i don't like the cold
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #568 on: 18 March 2020, 17:55:56 »
On the way home from swmbos hospital appointment today (on quite roads) we called into four different supermarkets to try and get some basic non perishables.
The shelves looked like they had been stripped bare by locusts overnight, and they were all limiting the purchase of any items to a maximum of two.
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Re: Corona virus Europe
« Reply #569 on: 18 March 2020, 18:23:19 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 16:34:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 16:27:03
Well, they started it...  ::)
Yes, but they're quite touchy about it.  ;D
Which is apparently how it escalated...  :P
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