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[STEMO]

They’re both Krouts

ich weiß wo du wohnst Rae  .   

                                                    Ahh, wunderwaffe is on its way💣

yes Rae , I have a big weapon 

And I’ve moved

I will ask dolly the sheep for a forwarding address 

   

  Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht anders. Gott helfe mir. Amen!
 

 
Gott hat dich verlassen Rae ,
Ihr schnell Omega wird ebenfalls beschlagnahmt 

you got to love google translate   

hope no actual Germans read this codswallop   

Your testicles are in your ears? 

[TheBoy]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

 Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.

.   


She had beautiful lips the girl in that ad ,she's probably got dentures now though..😃

 
 

Yup, that's one to keep in the wank bank.

[dave the builder]

you got to love google translate   

Your testicles are in your ears? 

your Apple product strikes again,Uncle Stemo 
don't worry , the SS won't bother to come to Barnsley for your astra tractor 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Joking aside, which thank God we can still do, there  is a serious point I should make.

The Nazi scientists did experiment on death camp inmates to find ways of using deadly diseases to their evil ends, to create a super race. This research focused on human experiments dealing with: tuberculosis, petechial typhus, malaria, viral hepatitis, and those regarding sulphonamides as antimicrobial agents.   Over 7,200 died as a result of these experiments.

I therefore do wonder if somewhere, or in even a few laboratories, such research is still being carried out to kill the weak and those, like the Nazis believed, of "inferior origins", to create a master race.

It is strange, as others have said, how this virus originated in China, a State I would not trust an inch!

Now, I know this is pure speculation, controversial, and stinks of "conspiracy" theory, which I hate, but never forget the teachings of the philosopher, Machiavelli, and his theory about the greater good.

Like with the teachings of  Nietzsche, certain evil individuals and nations amoungst could fully believe these, as indeed Hitler did over the latter. 

Don't forget that Allied scientists were more than happy to use Nazi testing results to further their own goals ,The Americans were more than happy to forget the suffering of the forced labourers used in the Rocket programme and were even more happy to sneak the same scientists into the U.S. for what eventually became the moon landing programme   

Oh yes,  von Braun and his mates were fundamental in getting America to the Moon, and pursuing space military ideas, such as a space station armed with missiles.

Thank God though the USA got him in 1945 and not the Soviet Union!

[Lizzie Zoom]

What's all this about "5G causing the virus in humans"?!

Just seen a reference on BBC about this crap being out there on social media and 5G mast being vandalised!

[dave the builder]

What's all this about "5G causing the virus in humans"?!

Just seen a reference on BBC about this crap being out there on social media and 5G mast being vandalised!

It must be true if it's on the internet Lizzie 
Last night's "The Mash report" touches on the subject "Facebook radicalized your mum"
worth a watch 
i've spent hours trimming my mum's facebook page of all the ****** 

[Sir Tigger KC]

What's all this about "5G causing the virus in humans"?!

Just seen a reference on BBC about this crap being out there on social media and 5G mast being vandalised!

Don't know about 5G and the virus, but if you head over to YouTube you'll find loads of videos about dead birds and bees near 5G towers.   

[dave the builder]

What's all this about "5G causing the virus in humans"?!

Just seen a reference on BBC about this crap being out there on social media and 5G mast being vandalised!

Don't know about 5G and the virus, but if you head over to YouTube you'll find loads of videos about dead birds and bees near 5G towers.   

please explain "the birds and the bees" Sir TIG 
will this have an impact on human population reduction or increase     

[Sir Tigger KC]

What's all this about "5G causing the virus in humans"?!

Just seen a reference on BBC about this crap being out there on social media and 5G mast being vandalised!

Don't know about 5G and the virus, but if you head over to YouTube you'll find loads of videos about dead birds and bees near 5G towers.   

please explain "the birds and the bees" Sir TIG
will this have an impact on human population reduction or increase     

Educating the innocent in the ways of the birds and the bees is Lord Opti's department. 

I might be wrong, but I'm not sure if he extends his services to hairy arsed builders though.     

[Raeturbo]

Now now Dai,

Omega ist sicher, achten Sie auf Ihre Schaufel

[dave the builder]

Now now Dai,

Omega ist sicher, achten Sie auf Ihre Schaufel

My shovel has been self isolating in the workshop for weeks 
done a few "Emergency repairs" which have amounted to SFA money wise
doing more miles than ever in MY Omega ,delivering shopping, meds  etc 
MPG has actually gone up slightly due to less slow cars on the road 
every cloud 

[Raeturbo]

I’ve been lucky, I’ve a full empty house to render and set so I can still earn and go out

[biggriffin]

Teenage lads these days don't know they're born. 

An endless supply of porn on the net and no crusty mags under the bed for their Mum's to find. 

Ah yes . The joy of peeling back stuck together pages of Fiesta. Readers wives offered assistance if memory serves.

Swapping porno's with your mate and then later on finding that he'd stuck the pages together...     

Noooooo.......I never went to these lengths.

Or the 'communal wanking' groups that some went in for........including the Beatles.

Too gay by far.

I guess you wasn't a rugby fan then, as a game of soggy biscuit is the norm after a game.

 Blimey memories of being a you'ff.   
I still struggle to watch a flake advert.

.   


She had beautiful lips the girl in that ad ,she's probably got dentures now though..😃

 
 

Yup, that's one to keep in the wank bank.

 Also to add, the girly doing the Tales of the unexpected, dance at the start of the show....

[Sir Tigger KC]

I’ve been lucky, I’ve a full empty house to render and set so I can still earn and go out

It's full of emptiness?                                                             

[dave the builder]

I’ve been lucky, I’ve a full empty house to render and set so I can still earn and go out

It's full of emptiness?                                                             

it's Builder speak  for whole house to plaster , no one's home ,no obstacles like furniture