Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[countrywoman]

Still effin raining and cold, not going down the work shop till Easter------------(okay tomorrow might be better)

[Sir Tigger KC]

Still effin raining and cold, not going down the work shop till Easter------------(okay tomorrow might be better)

What if we have a white Easter? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Found in dispatches from NotinBrackley...

TBs oppsing shit engine.

[TheBoy]

Found in dispatches from NotinBrackley...

TBs oppsing shit engine.

It's hard to disagree.  Lovely thing for a soot chucker when it's working. But too much badly designed, poorly implemented plastic shite on it.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Not just today, but generally.....  People piss me off! 

I've got the V70 advertised and I'm getting messed about something rotten. 

One bloke wanted to buy it and then didn't turn up twice to pick it up, and today someone else wanting come and see it then not turning up!  Tossers!! 

[dave the builder]

"Is this still available ?"  then 

the private Buy/Sell world is full of idiots

people don't understand or care that time is money, waiting for no shows plus selling fees 

[TheBoy]

HS2. Closed the A43 for no real reason, but done in such a way that traffic was diverted through small villages with bits of road unsuitable for 2 way traffic.

But I'm sure the pointless railway will be worth it. self-abusers.

[Mr Skrunts]

Pissed my self off completely today, got up to answer the door and lost the Sky Q remote.

Looked every where for it, then after an hour or so I rememberd there was a button on the Sky box to buzz the remote.

Problem solved but didn't help the stress levels.

[ronnyd]

Pissed my self off completely today, got up to answer the door and lost the Sky Q remote.

Looked every where for it, then after an hour or so I rememberd there was a button on the Sky box to buzz the remote.

Problem solved but didn't help the stress levels.

You didn't give it to the delivery guy did you?

[YZ250]

Pissed myself …………

I’ve had some close calls but it’s more psychological with me. If I don’t think about needing a piss I don’t need one but as soon as I think about it I need one.
Soon be Christmas so perhaps she’ll buy me some incontinence pants. 

Edit:
Oh sorry, I didn’t have my specs on and just noticed that you said pissed myself off ….. my mistake.   

[TheBoy]

I’ve had some close calls but it’s more psychological with me. If I don’t think about needing a piss I don’t need one but as soon as I think about it I need one.

Having attended an all boys secondary school, and a close call on the first day in the bogs, I have a bladder the size of a whale....    ....until, like you, the thought of it crosses my mind, then I have to go *RIGHT NOW*

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

My bladder is losing its elasticity with age. I struggle to go through the night now without having to get up and empty it.
Gone are the days of drinking a lot and just ignoring the bladder for hours until I can be arsed to go.
Also takes a long time to empty now - dribble dribble squirt dribble. Schoolboy games of who can piss the highest up a wall are but a very distant memory. 

[STEMO]

My bladder is losing its elasticity with age. I struggle to go through the night now without having to get up and empty it.
Gone are the days of drinking a lot and just ignoring the bladder for hours until I can be arsed to go.
Also takes a long time to empty now - dribble dribble squirt dribble. Schoolboy games of who can piss the highest up a wall are but a very distant memory. 

"Could you piss over that wall?" "Only if I was standing on it" 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Even then, I would probably just dribble all over the top of it. 

[Mr Skrunts]

Schoolboy games of who can piss the highest up a wall are but a very distant memory

Last time I was in Aberdeen (1977) I went out for a drink with my Nan and her neighber to thier usual Friday night venue that was/is a converted light house.

I was on lager they were drinking Barley Wine (Not sure if it was callad Gold Label) but appartently its quite strong.

So kicking out time we set off walking home, theres me all over the place and the ladies no where worse for drink of 12 Barley Wines each.  We were surrounded by ply wood walls as the area was being develped.

All of a sudden I needed to pee, my Nan said go for it as she had seen it all before.

So ther there I am writeing my name in 2 foot tall letters in the middle of the road with my back to them.  My Nan nips into her handbag, whips out the camera, takes a flipping picture of me in action.

I am 6 foot tall and the "Golden" highlights look like I was aiming 2 feet above my head and 6 feet in front of.

I asked my Nan why she took the piture.  All she said was it was for Bragging Rights