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« Reply #15 on: 29 January 2021, 17:05:41 »
My Correos hottie in Mallorca has a yellow scooter and if she see's me in one of the local hostelries (which is most days) before she delivers to my road, she will stop and deliver any mail if she has any for me.  :-* Brilliant. She got a bottle of Uisge Beatha at Christmas before I eventually left.  :y :y

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« Reply #16 on: 29 January 2021, 17:49:49 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 January 2021, 13:09:58
I gave the postie £30 for Christmas. He is always polite and calls me sir. :y

I gave the bin men £5 between them because they seem unable to leave the bin in an upright position once emptied. They grunted their appreciation. :)
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Us Lincolnshire folk are well known for our generosity..😁
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« Reply #17 on: 29 January 2021, 18:23:18 »
Quote from: Rangie on 29 January 2021, 17:49:49
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 January 2021, 13:09:58
I gave the postie £30 for Christmas. He is always polite and calls me sir. :y

I gave the bin men £5 between them because they seem unable to leave the bin in an upright position once emptied. They grunted their appreciation. :)
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Us Lincolnshire folk are well known for our generosity..😁
Among other things  ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 29 January 2021, 18:57:40 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 29 January 2021, 10:13:29
Not necessarily true. Amazon will have said that they have handed over to relieve themselves of the responsibility whether Hermea actually have it or not.

But I refer you to my post a few days ago regarding snoe and flooding, not to mention staffing issues brought aboit by the Chinese Virus. Even if they have it they cannot deliver it if they don't have the ability to.

Of course, rather than moaning to the interweb about it, you could be proactive and go and get it :-X
on hermes site they have said that they have it . that issue is not disputed . today i was told by Amazon the allocated driver for some reason never picked it up ,nor anything else. all they would say it was a driver issue. as for picking it up myself how would that be possible if i cannot speak to a human to arrange things. also what Amazon,s contact did hint at ( reading between the lines )she mentioned a day next week when it may arrive. so my guess is the driver has probably gone into a 10 day isolation. 
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« Reply #19 on: 29 January 2021, 19:00:57 »
My last still stands ;)
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« Reply #20 on: 29 January 2021, 19:20:10 »
 I have recently had Hermes loose a parcel I sent out.
14 day investigation before they would do anything.
As it was an ebay sale, I refunded the buyer. At this point it had been 2 1/2 months since sending
Promised answer on 4th January
14th Jan, got a message to say we have delivered!
Left outside in a safe place
Instructions left by me when I contacted them for the investigation was for it to be returned to me
Receipent was "Oh no, we have not received anything, nothing left here"
Fekkin muppets
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« Reply #21 on: 29 January 2021, 21:34:13 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 29 January 2021, 14:44:11
Our postie is an useless, arrogant ltttle dickhead. Wouldnt give him the steam of my piss.
As for the binmen who scatter the contents of the bins all over the road every week. Wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire.
Read today of a binman in Herefordshire who has been sacked for kicking  over a kids snowman.  ;D Called the parents snowflakes and refused to apologise. AOL has such in depth news coverage. ::)
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« Reply #22 on: 29 January 2021, 21:38:53 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 29 January 2021, 21:34:13
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 29 January 2021, 14:44:11
Our postie is an useless, arrogant ltttle dickhead. Wouldnt give him the steam of my piss.
As for the binmen who scatter the contents of the bins all over the road every week. Wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire.
Read today of a binman in Herefordshire who has been sacked for kicking  over a kids snowman.  ;D Called the parents snowflakes and refused to apologise. AOL has such in depth news coverage. ::)
Last week one was disciplined for pissing up some lady's recycling bin. She got pictures, out the kitchen window.  ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 29 January 2021, 23:08:29 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 29 January 2021, 21:34:13
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 29 January 2021, 14:44:11
Our postie is an useless, arrogant ltttle dickhead. Wouldnt give him the steam of my piss.
As for the binmen who scatter the contents of the bins all over the road every week. Wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire.
Read today of a binman in Herefordshire who has been sacked for kicking  over a kids snowman.  ;D Called the parents snowflakes and refused to apologise. AOL has such in depth news coverage. ::)

There's a vid of that binman beheading the snowman with an impressive karate kick doing the rounds at the mo!  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 31 January 2021, 10:30:59 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 29 January 2021, 23:08:29
Quote from: ronnyd on 29 January 2021, 21:34:13
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 29 January 2021, 14:44:11
Our postie is an useless, arrogant ltttle dickhead. Wouldnt give him the steam of my piss.
As for the binmen who scatter the contents of the bins all over the road every week. Wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire.
Read today of a binman in Herefordshire who has been sacked for kicking  over a kids snowman.  ;D Called the parents snowflakes and refused to apologise. AOL has such in depth news coverage. ::)

There's a vid of that binman beheading the snowman with an impressive karate kick doing the rounds at the mo!  ;D
That reminded me of this gem from Kentucky...

https://youtu.be/2fxGC_VM6yE

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« Reply #25 on: 18 February 2021, 16:53:35 »
Quote from: Andy B on 29 January 2021, 08:03:46
are they not all as bad/good as each other?
My daughter ordered a bathroom suite for her 'new' house, the courier was DHL. They were delivering to a terraced house in a northern mill town so they arrived in a wagon that turned out to be too big to get up the street. So while at the bottom of the street suggested that my daughter collected it in her car & take it to her front door herself (obviously didn't want to carry it in the pissing rain) :-X. Bathroom place wouldn't allow her to collect it herself & DHL could only deliver a week later despite their opps up. Following week her delivery time was between 7 & 11 am, she tracked the delivery until 7:20 at which time she then got a message to say that they were sorry but they were unable to complete the delivery  :-\. An hour later after various phone calls it turns out that that her bathroom had not actually been loaded and it looked like it wasn't being delivered that day.  Then she got a call to say, that as it was going to arrive on a smaller vehicle,  the bathroom was coming from Skem and would be arriving that day .... which it eventually did. Left hand ... right hand springs to mind.

Yesterday, she got an email to say that her bathroom would be arriving this week!!!!  ??? ??? ???

Seems that between them, DHL & the Bathstore  couldn't organise a $hag in a brothel. Daughter got all but the bathroom sink which they were insisting on delivering  to her house the following week despite her telling DHL that no one would be there to receive it. She/I spent ages trying to get the delivery changed to our house, DHL saying that 2 clear days wasn't enough notice but eventually they did manage to delivery it us.
Tuesday this week, daughter got an email to say that they were making a delivery to her house  .....
She now has two bathroom sinks!  ??? ??? ??? ???
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« Reply #26 on: 18 February 2021, 17:04:46 »
Don't Handle Logistics
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« Reply #27 on: 18 February 2021, 17:06:50 »
Quote from: Andy B on 18 February 2021, 16:53:35
She now has two bathroom sinks!  ??? ??? ??? ???

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« Reply #28 on: 18 February 2021, 17:42:41 »
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« Reply #29 on: 18 February 2021, 17:48:56 »
Quote from: Broomies Mate on 18 February 2021, 17:06:50
Quote from: Andy B on 18 February 2021, 16:53:35
She now has two bathroom sinks!  ??? ??? ??? ???

eBay

That has been considered ....  ;D 
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