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[STEMO]

Read the article on the right 
The text is not that clear, but I'm sure you'll get the drift.

[STEMO]

Oops

[Rangie]

Must make an appointment with Specsavers..😂

[dave the builder]

" where's the foetus going to gestate ? you gona keep it in a box " 
Loretta clicky

[STEMO]

Must make an appointment with Specsavers..😂

There you go, Mick, in big letters for you 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14001587/midwives-chestfeeding-breastfeeding-trans-friendly/

[Doctor Gollum]

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?

[STEMO]

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?

We'll let Opti decide, he'll be along after he's had his quail eggs and champagne lunch.

[Rangie]

Must make an appointment with Specsavers..😂

There you go, Mick, in big letters for you 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14001587/midwives-chestfeeding-breastfeeding-trans-friendly/

. 

Now I wish I hadn't bothered more madness 😂

[Raeturbo]

Must make an appointment with Specsavers..😂

There you go, Mick, in big letters for you 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14001587/midwives-chestfeeding-breastfeeding-trans-friendly/

. 

Now I wish I hadn't bothered more madness 😂
           Oi!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It used to be the case that the minority would need to 'fit in' with the majority. Starting at a new school where you don't know anyone comes to mind.

But in 2021, the 99%  people who are quite happy with the gender that nature gave them, will need to change their use of words so  the 1% of trans and gender ambiguous people feel comfortable.

....and it's only going to get worse. 

[Rangie]

It's all boll ocks & tits some have them & some don't & some want them & some want to get rid of them it's quite simple if you're a raving lunatic.

[STEMO]

It used to be the case that the minority would need to 'fit in' with the majority. Starting at a new school where you don't know anyone comes to mind.

But in 2021, the 99%  people who are quite happy with the gender that nature gave them, will need to change their use of words so  the 1% of trans and gender ambiguous people feel comfortable.

....and it's only going to get worse.

I won't change anything, I'll speak my mind as always.

I saw an article today where the law lords were asked to pontificate on whether hate speech in one's own home, say, at the dinner table, could be reported and acted upon. Mercifully, they said it shouldn't, or your wife may have had you arrested for calling her a.........(insert sexist tirade) 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It used to be the case that the minority would need to 'fit in' with the majority. Starting at a new school where you don't know anyone comes to mind.

But in 2021, the 99%  people who are quite happy with the gender that nature gave them, will need to change their use of words so  the 1% of trans and gender ambiguous people feel comfortable.

....and it's only going to get worse.

I won't change anything, I'll speak my mind as always.

I saw an article today where the law lords were asked to pontificate on whether hate speech in one's own home, say, at the dinner table, could be reported and acted upon. Mercifully, they said it shouldn't, or your wife may have had you arrested for calling her a.........(insert sexist tirade) 

She is certainly not woke and tells me that if I ever dare call her a CIS woman or CIS female she will cut my balls off. Ouch.

These terms really annoy her.

[Sir Tigger KC]

It used to be the case that the minority would need to 'fit in' with the majority. Starting at a new school where you don't know anyone comes to mind.

But in 2021, the 99%  people who are quite happy with the gender that nature gave them, will need to change their use of words so  the 1% of trans and gender ambiguous people feel comfortable.

....and it's only going to get worse.

I won't change anything, I'll speak my mind as always.

I saw an article today where the law lords were asked to pontificate on whether hate speech in one's own home, say, at the dinner table, could be reported and acted upon. Mercifully, they said it shouldn't, or your wife may have had you arrested for calling her a.........(insert sexist tirade) 

She is certainly not woke and tells me that if I ever dare call her a CIS woman or CIS female she will cut my balls off. Ouch.

These terms really annoy her.

Try Person Who Menstruates.  See how you get on and report back! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It used to be the case that the minority would need to 'fit in' with the majority. Starting at a new school where you don't know anyone comes to mind.

But in 2021, the 99%  people who are quite happy with the gender that nature gave them, will need to change their use of words so  the 1% of trans and gender ambiguous people feel comfortable.

....and it's only going to get worse.

I won't change anything, I'll speak my mind as always.

I saw an article today where the law lords were asked to pontificate on whether hate speech in one's own home, say, at the dinner table, could be reported and acted upon. Mercifully, they said it shouldn't, or your wife may have had you arrested for calling her a.........(insert sexist tirade) 

She is certainly not woke and tells me that if I ever dare call her a CIS woman or CIS female she will cut my balls off. Ouch.

These terms really annoy her.

Try Person Who Menstruates.  See how you get on and report back! 

Chest feeding cis gender menstruator would see my demise......but at least it won't upset the trans community.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/VQHiOuTv5qM

The strident but sexy JHB  sums up the cis gender insult perfectly.....8 min 30 secs to end so only a couple of minutes.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?

We'll let Opti decide, he'll be along after he's had his quail eggs and champagne lunch.

I had a tasty boiled egg this morning.

Not quail though. This one dropped from  a chicken, or should that be hen.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?

We'll let Opti decide, he'll be along after he's had his quail eggs and champagne lunch.

I had a tasty boiled egg this morning.

Not quail though. This one dropped from  a chicken, or should that be hen.

Hen is probably a bit too gender specific.  Oviparous might be non specific enough to not cause offence. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Is that to be seen as inclusive or to legitimise some sick perversion?

We'll let Opti decide, he'll be along after he's had his quail eggs and champagne lunch.

I had a tasty boiled egg this morning.

Not quail though. This one dropped from  a chicken, or should that be hen.

Hen is probably a bit too gender specific.  Oviparous might be non specific enough to not cause offence. 

The toxic curse of being being gender specific needs to be stamped out for the future of our wokeness, and the future of our country.

[Raeturbo]

Cock balls fanny end of

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Cock balls fanny end of

If you think that a cock and balls should only be found on a man then you need to work on your 'wokeness', Rae.

[Raeturbo]

Work I know well . Woke is N/A

[Doctor Gollum]

Where do you stand regarding chickens that golf?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Where do you stand regarding chickens that golf?

A Birdie?

[Raeturbo]

Where do you stand regarding chickens that golf?
     A cockerel I met in Kiev told me all chickens have an inherent urge to play golf and a couple of those I’ve played against have shown eggzactly why, a round can take a long time sometimes though as the shortsighted ones keep sitting on the ball.

[Sir Tigger KC]

More wokery for Lord Opti! 

Australian academics have suggested replacing the terms Mother and Father with Gestational Parent and Non Birthing Parent respectively.   

The Telegraph's humorous take.

Welsh choirs would be forced to sing Land of My Non-Birthing Parents. On Christmas morning, families would open presents left under the tree by Non-Birthing Parent Christmas. At bedtime, children would hear about how Old Gestational Parent Hubbard went to the cupboard.

On TV, viewers would relive the hilarious mishaps of Frank Spencer in the classic BBC sitcom, Some Gestational Parents Do ’Ave ’Em. Alternatively, they could turn over to Channel 4, and enjoy the side-splitting misadventures of three Irish priests in Non-Birthing Parent Ted. Then again, since priests tend not to be parents, perhaps the title would have to be Non-Birthing Non-Parent Ted instead.

[Rangie]

More wokery for Lord Opti! 

Australian academics have suggested replacing the terms Mother and Father with Gestational Parent and Non Birthing Parent respectively.   

The Telegraph's humorous take.

Welsh choirs would be forced to sing Land of My Non-Birthing Parents. On Christmas morning, families would open presents left under the tree by Non-Birthing Parent Christmas. At bedtime, children would hear about how Old Gestational Parent Hubbard went to the cupboard.

On TV, viewers would relive the hilarious mishaps of Frank Spencer in the classic BBC sitcom, Some Gestational Parents Do ’Ave ’Em. Alternatively, they could turn over to Channel 4, and enjoy the side-splitting misadventures of three Irish priests in Non-Birthing Parent Ted. Then again, since priests tend not to be parents, perhaps the title would have to be Non-Birthing Non-Parent Ted instead.

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Is there no end to this ridiculous shite ? Let's hope the virus gets a few more of the idiots.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Luckily It ain't 'arf hot Mum! has already fallen to the PC brigades axe, as It ain't 'arf hot Gestational Parent doesn't have the same ring to it! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Sir Tigger and Rangie...... The problem seems to be that some people are too white. However, this school in NY seems to have found a cure.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/16/nyc-public-school-asks-parents-to-reflect-on-their-whiteness/

[STEMO]

Where are you on that chart, Opti? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Definitely left of white privilege

[STEMO]

Hmmmm......I reckon he's at seven or eight o'clock. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Where are you on that chart, Opti? 

None of those segment apply to me.....or most white people.

They range form KKK leader to simpering white liberal apologist.

No good options.

Still.....if 'whiteness' is offensive and should ultimately be abolished, does this mean that 'blacking up' is OK again?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Hmmmm......I reckon he's at seven or eight o'clock. 

I'm proud to be white and feel no need to apologise for the colour of my skin. Why should I?

[STEMO]

Hmmmm......I reckon he's at seven or eight o'clock. 

I'm proud to be white and feel no need to apologise for the colour of my skin. Why should I?

I can't understand why you feel so insecure as to be trawling the internet for articles such as the one you posted. I am white, probably to the left of that chart, but none of this nonsense bothers me. I won't change, I'll just carry on regardless, blissfully unaware of any of the shite that gets posted on social media or in the news. A spade is a spade, a leopard can't change it's spots....blah, blah.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mrs Opti has just informed me that maths is racist. I laughed.

I thought she was joking.

She isn't.

[STEMO]

Mrs Opti has just informed me that maths is racist. I laughed.

I thought she was joking.

She isn't.

Life must be a hoot in your house 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Hmmmm......I reckon he's at seven or eight o'clock. 

I'm proud to be white and feel no need to apologise for the colour of my skin. Why should I?

I can't understand why you feel so insecure as to be trawling the internet for articles such as the one you posted. I am white, probably to the left of that chart, but none of this nonsense bothers me. I won't change, I'll just carry on regardless, blissfully unaware of any of the shite that gets posted on social media or in the news. A spade is a spade, a leopard can't change it's spots....blah, blah.

I didn't .....I don't.

Much of it comes from Mrs Opti.

Show this to your chums.....she says. They won't believe how oppsed up the world is.

Very much a conservative woman. Not sure if that is good or bad.

[STEMO]

Hmmmm......I reckon he's at seven or eight o'clock. 

I'm proud to be white and feel no need to apologise for the colour of my skin. Why should I?

I can't understand why you feel so insecure as to be trawling the internet for articles such as the one you posted. I am white, probably to the left of that chart, but none of this nonsense bothers me. I won't change, I'll just carry on regardless, blissfully unaware of any of the shite that gets posted on social media or in the news. A spade is a spade, a leopard can't change it's spots....blah, blah.

I didn't .....I don't.

Much of it comes from Mrs Opti.

Show this to your chums.....she says. They won't believe how oppsed up the world is.

Very much a conservative woman. Not sure if that is good or bad.

She's obviously deluded.




She thinks you have 'chums' 

[STEMO]

Does she look longingly at the black puddings in your local butchers? She could be having an identity crisis.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Does she look longingly at the black puddings in your local butchers? She could be having an identity crisis.

She grew up and lived in Los Angeles for some time before sanity prevailed.

I still need to correct her use of American English spelling from time to time.

[Raeturbo]

Yes,speak out against the shit these rather idiots are peddling or the black pudding could end up our white arses.

[STEMO]

Yes,speak out against the shit these rather idiots are peddling or the black pudding could end up our white arses.

Don't knock what you haven't tried.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes,speak out against the shit these rather idiots are peddling or the black pudding could end up our white arses.

Don't knock what you haven't tried.

How doe you know he hasn't tried it? 

[STEMO]

Yes,speak out against the shit these rather idiots are peddling or the black pudding could end up our white arses.

Don't knock what you haven't tried.

How doe you know he hasn't tried it? 

He's tried it with a female deer? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes,speak out against the shit these rather idiots are peddling or the black pudding could end up our white arses.

Don't knock what you haven't tried.

How doe you know he hasn't tried it? 

He's tried it with a female deer? 

They get up to all sorts in the Valleys!                                                               

[STEMO]

Yes,speak out against the shit these rather idiots are peddling or the black pudding could end up our white arses.

Don't knock what you haven't tried.

How doe you know he hasn't tried it? 

He's tried it with a female deer? 

They get up to all sorts in the Valleys!                                                               

Doe, Rae, Me.......

[dave the builder]

Doe, Rae, Me.......

please don't post the link to the video of your threesome 

[STEMO]

Doe, Rae, Me.......

please don't post the link to the video of your threesome 

You can find it on YouTube, it's under "Sex with a taff and Bambi". 

[Raeturbo]

Well... dear dear deer me, you naughty boys🤭🖕