back at home now - got in at 03.30 this morning.
Wednesday : Hexham - Newcastle - Oldham - Bristol
Thursday : Bristol to Kevin's & back
Yesterday : Bristol - Haslemere - Chiswick - Hexham
did London to Newcastle last night in 3 1/2 hours with stops. And didn't exceed 2500 rpm for the entire trip.
Back to the engine :-
Borewash. Don't go with that theory myself. Oil splash, even at idle would replenish the oil on the bores within 10 revolutions or so.
Bore wear. Nope - it'll hold compresion.
Overfuelling. This is possible, but you'd have to overfuel really drastically to constantly wash the bores. To the extent where you end up with a sump-full of fuel. Normally, any malfunction results in no fuel, not too much fuel.
FPR. The "toilet almost fuel" noise is absolutely typical of a FPR when the fuel pump is on. Anyway, a FPR malfunction would affect all cylinders.
Plug or lead. Well, yes it's possible, but I've never seen one make such a noise. Anyway, you can test them in isolation.
Cam follower. Yes, possible
Big end. Yes, possible. Well, actually I'd say very unlikely if I hadn't got a very similar problem in a car of mine. Noise sounded identical. Easy to check for if you put something down the bore and feel for the lost motion over TDC. Go on, just for me
Cam belt. Yes, possible that a roller could have disintegrated - I've seen this recently, too.