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Mrs Opti bought me this.
« on: 15 October 2022, 13:19:44 »

Demonstrating her usual charm and humility she threw it on the bed and said....." there you go shithead, don't say I never buy you anything. You can use this on your new car if they ever get around to building it.

I like gadgets and have already used it on my classic and much sought after Vauxhall. Apparently it is extremely accurate.



https://dragymotorsports.co.uk/products/dragy-gps-performance-box
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #1 on: 15 October 2022, 13:53:10 »

Demonstrating her usual charm and humility she threw it on the bed and said....." there you go shithead, don't say I never buy you anything. You can use this on your new car if they ever get around to building it.

I like gadgets and have already used it on my classic and much sought after Vauxhall. Apparently it is extremely accurate.



https://dragymotorsports.co.uk/products/dragy-gps-performance-box

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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #2 on: 22 October 2022, 13:30:23 »

She obviously Loves You then  ;D
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #3 on: 23 October 2022, 14:22:05 »

She obviously Loves You then  ;D

I wouldn't go that far. :D ;)

 She often calls me a bastard.....usually when throwing something large and heavy.

I'm just her kind of bastard. :)
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #4 on: 23 October 2022, 16:02:33 »

Ahh that’s funny one of my grandson has been trying to get me to buy one all morning🤣
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #5 on: 23 October 2022, 16:39:50 »

I notice that in all the replies, none have said what they think of the actual device, and whether it's worth 140 quid. Anyone on here used one?
Still, just a good opportunity to take the piss out of the impoverished Lincolnshire landover.  ;)
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #6 on: 23 October 2022, 16:45:53 »

I notice that in all the replies, none have said what they think of the actual device, and whether it's worth 140 quid. Anyone on here used one?
Still, just a good opportunity to take the piss out of the impoverished Lincolnshire landover.  ;)

Most are too infirm to take rapid acceleration figures.  Quick acceleration could see one or two on here into the next world. >:D 8)

Worth £139? Twenty years ago such technology would have cost literally thousands.

The world moves on and computing power becomes ever cheaper. What was that about Apollo 11 having less computing power than your average phone. Not sure how true that is.





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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #7 on: 23 October 2022, 17:03:46 »

I'm just her kind of bastard. :)
Die Hard 2? Though obviously bastard should read arsehole...
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #8 on: 23 October 2022, 17:09:04 »

I'm just her kind of bastard. :)
Die Hard 2? Though obviously bastard should read arsehole...

I thought it was Yippee-Ki-Yay motherfuc*ker. >:D

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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #9 on: 23 October 2022, 17:09:45 »

Seems to be a very good piece of kit but my grandson hasn’t quite convinced me yet🤣
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #10 on: 23 October 2022, 17:12:27 »

Seems to be a very good piece of kit but my grandson hasn’t quite convinced me yet🤣

It's used a lot by those who go to Santa Pod to demonstrate how their times compare with the official track timing. Your Evo is probably an 11 second car......when running. ::)
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #11 on: 23 October 2022, 17:25:56 »

https://youtu.be/ZuNDE8LIfzI


Here you go, Rae.

This type of acceleration would physically hurt and possibly cause the driver to blackout. :y
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #12 on: 23 October 2022, 17:34:51 »

I'm just her kind of bastard. :)
Die Hard 2? Though obviously bastard should read arsehole...

I thought it was Yippee-Ki-Yay motherfuc*ker. >:D
That's what the bald geezer in the blood soaked string vest always says, not what Major Grant says to McClane "No, you're right, I'm just your kind of arsehole"

Guess who has to sit through those films every Christmas ;D
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #13 on: 23 October 2022, 17:49:55 »

Seems to be a very good piece of kit but my grandson hasn’t quite convinced me yet🤣

It's used a lot by those who go to Santa Pod to demonstrate how their times compare with the official track timing. Your Evo is probably an 11 second car......when running. ::)
                Yes mid 11s and it’s surprisingly reliable 👍😎
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Re: Mrs Opti bought me this.
« Reply #14 on: 23 October 2022, 17:53:38 »

Although this bloke could make Sammy Millers Vanishing point look slow😂🤣

https://youtu.be/HV4JzoeaWTQ
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