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Title: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 September 2006, 22:17:48
The place seems to be the centre of the Omega universe.
Now I think about it I was down there on a course a couple of years ago, and yes I drove down in mine.
When I got there I found out the vehicle I was to train in all week was ... yep a 2.2 facelift so I'm convinced Nottingham is some sort of Omega magnet.
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: TheBoy on 14 September 2006, 22:20:30
Do to Derby frequently, thats also Omega city...
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: STMO123 on 14 September 2006, 22:23:34
There aren't THAT many omegas around here.....but there are 4 in my road!  Well ...its not actually MY road..
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Bo Bo on 14 September 2006, 22:25:19
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There aren't THAT many omegas around here.....but there are 4 in my road!  Well ...its not actually MY road..
Once you get to God status it might be!
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: RonaldMcBurger on 14 September 2006, 22:25:49
Theres three outside my house, two outside Marks, two outside laidbacks. That makes 37 between us! (maths is always my best sublect, next to iglish)
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 September 2006, 22:26:17
Hardly spot any round Bolton, a few when I'm at work round Salford.
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: STMO123 on 14 September 2006, 22:27:12
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Theres three outside my house, two outside Marks, two outside laidbacks. That makes 37 between us! (maths is always my best sublect, next to iglish)

Easy on the pills, Ron. It's nearly bed time ;)
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Timbuk on 14 September 2006, 22:27:27
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Do to Derby frequently, thats also Omega city...

 And what do you Do to Derby :D
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 September 2006, 22:32:51
Quite a few while driving round Bridgeford IIRC.
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 14 September 2006, 23:03:27
Worcester - not many here but one garage has had a 2.2 on sale for nearly a year!!!!
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 September 2006, 23:06:49
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Worcester - not many here but one garage has had a 2.2 on sale for nearly a year!!!!

It was on sale for a year because a 2.2 couldn't pull a greased stick out of a dogs bum. (Light the blue touch paper and stand well back) ;D
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Auto Addict on 15 September 2006, 06:37:02
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Worcester - not many here but one garage has had a 2.2 on sale for nearly a year!!!!

It was on sale for a year because a 2.2 couldn't pull a greased stick out of a dogs bum. (Light the blue touch paper and stand well back) ;D

One is not amused >:(

 ;)
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: hotel21 on 15 September 2006, 08:49:15
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   ..................couldn't pull a greased stick out of a dogs bum. ..........            

 ;D   a new one - like it!!  

Wonder how such an implement got there in that condition in the first place.....    :-?
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 September 2006, 10:44:01
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   ..................couldn't pull a greased stick out of a dogs bum. ..........            

 ;D   a new one - like it!!  

Wonder how such an implement got there in that condition in the first place.....    :-?
Twas inserted to test the pulling power of a 2.2 Omega alas the poor pooch is still suffering because the 2.2 failed ;D
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 September 2006, 11:05:09
Who inserted it?
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 September 2006, 11:09:14
 James Harriet
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 September 2006, 11:15:50
No Rebecca Loos, shes good with animals
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 September 2006, 11:29:52
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No Rebecca Loos, shes good with animals

Who's she?
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 September 2006, 11:38:37
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No Rebecca Loos, shes good with animals

Who's she?
She was Beckhams nanny that allegedly had an affair with him and also did something unmentionable to a pig ;)
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 September 2006, 14:12:58
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No Rebecca Loos, shes good with animals

Who's she?
She was Beckhams nanny that allegedly had an affair with him and also did something unmentionable to a pig ;)

I am nor surprised that Beckham needs a nanny - what happens if Spice Girl is not there to look after him.

What happened to the pig?
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 September 2006, 14:24:41
Lets just say it involved the said ladies hand, a bit of backwards and forwards movement of the hand and a pot to collect the pig fat :o oh and a cigarette for the pig afterwards
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 15 September 2006, 14:36:55
Lucky pig!  ;D
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 September 2006, 18:58:51
Ohh and she put nappies on BEckham
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 September 2006, 19:19:16
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Ohh and she put nappies on BEckham
Dont know about nappies but I bet there was a large amount off baby oil and whipped cream, not together
Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: Salty on 15 September 2006, 19:55:15
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Hardly spot any round Bolton, a few when I'm at work round Salford.

Mine gets to Bolton every now and again.

Title: Re: What is it about Nottingham?
Post by: CaptainZok on 15 September 2006, 20:08:42
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Hardly spot any round Bolton, a few when I'm at work round Salford.

Mine gets to Bolton every now and again.


Must be when I'm in Salford lol.