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General Discussion Area / Re: thanks all
« on: 20 June 2008, 00:59:48 »
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Thanks for being a friendly site, possilbly be back in the near future, got some personal stuff to sort out, If not, you all take care of youreslves.

Julian

Take care matey and dont become a stranger, I hope every thing works out for you.  You where we are.   :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
« on: 19 June 2008, 22:34:38 »
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Oh! You must all be broadsheet readers! :o ;D

You ought to know me by now, sneaky peak at page 3 and thats it, havent bought a news rag for years.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Are Sun readers really thick?
« on: 19 June 2008, 21:49:14 »
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Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.


What no more dear Deirdre.... :o

Dear Deirdre
""After a night on the town i came home and found my wife in bed with a horse.....what do you think i should do""

Derdire replys
"" Dear Mr Jockey please phone my premimum rate 0845 number and listen too the prerecorded advice""

Calls cost £2.99 per minute and last in excess of 3 hours.

My goodness the Sun is britians best loved newspaper....well thats what it says on the front. ;D ;D

Thats what they would have us believe, but then newspapers tell us anything to get sales.   ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sales V Interest Rates
« on: 20 June 2008, 01:39:28 »
Heard a mention of 46% on fuel costs,

Why do the interest rates have to go up, the knock on effect of people spending money surely is more spent, more products need making, more people to sell them , they earn more, they spend more.

Surely that is good.

This country could come to a stand still, it will get to the point where people cant afford to work, extra tax here, extra charge there, parking charge there, toll chare here, the firking list goes on.

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General Discussion Area / Sales V Interest Rates
« on: 20 June 2008, 01:07:44 »
Was down at my Girlfriends today and Classical FM was on, Adverts were running by, 10% off everything at Debenhams, 50% off at Argos, discounts at a sofa place etc etc.

Next thing the news comes on and the Bank of England start talking of a rise in interest rates (not sure if ithe base rate was mentioned)based on an increase in consumer spending.

Crazy, we spend more, they charge us more.  The bottom line is I reckon they want to keep this country in debt (the people at least) coz we are thier flipping cash machine.

It Stinks.

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General Discussion Area / Re: got pulled this afternoomn
« on: 19 June 2008, 23:29:35 »
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Is it coz you were seen taking pics in the loo's



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would you believe theres no sheep left, just vibrating rings, don't waste yer money,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


yeaah i did duck and dive a bit,i had to get them, but the thing is i cant believe there empty, all of them, so i was told ::)

Thought you had bought them all and heard you had started an internet dating company.


Lonely sheep(s) looking for a good healthy "Ram"  ;D ;D



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General Discussion Area / Re: got pulled this afternoomn
« on: 19 June 2008, 22:59:58 »
Is it coz you were seen taking pics in the loo's



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would you believe theres no sheep left, just vibrating rings, don't waste yer money,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



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General Discussion Area / Re: got pulled this afternoomn
« on: 19 June 2008, 22:37:17 »
What did they actually pull you for?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Changed my first Cambelt
« on: 20 June 2008, 01:34:19 »
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For f*cks sake don't fire it up the timings miles out!!!! ::)





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General Discussion Area / Re: Changed my first Cambelt
« on: 19 June 2008, 22:39:22 »
If Ljay had done it, then it would have been cleaned and polished as well.   ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Changed my first Cambelt
« on: 19 June 2008, 21:43:59 »
I hope LJay double checked the workmanship.  ;D ;D ;D :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sexy Ads
« on: 20 June 2008, 00:00:37 »
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Very Very good, have to watch it to the end. ;D ;D ;D
Are you going to the Lakes, I am visiting on Saturday, would love to meet a real life perv........ :y :y :y

Funny.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Do you want me stop posting the links...?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Police Joke
« on: 20 June 2008, 01:21:01 »
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Teacher at the local school asked her class to write essays about the police, in an effort to improve the kid's attitudes towards authority.

One little angel turned in his essay, which simply said "Coppers is bastids"

Concerned by this negative view of the local police she passes the essay to the local station. The Police Liason Officer, also concerned, arranges a community fun day and party, run by the police, for the local kids.

A few weeks later the teacher asks the kids to write another essay about the police.

This time the little angel hands in, "Coppers is cunning bastids"

Forgot to add.     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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