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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #390 on: 16 September 2015, 18:00:49 »

Thanks DBG  :y I think theyre both in the same ballpark!

So Opti...

Presumably these things start automatically when you do thus no need to mess around. As they just look like a box I take it you have to link them to a computer / gaypad?

Do you have one yourself?

Being a resourceful bear I have found a device called an ''AP22''. Its an ''accelerometer'' whatever that means. would that be just as accurate as I canget a cheap one on the bay of E :)
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #391 on: 16 September 2015, 18:15:59 »

You know what, Webby, I wish you would officially put this dangle berries to bed.  :-X
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #392 on: 16 September 2015, 18:19:00 »

You know what, Webby, I wish you would officially put this dangle berries to bed.  :-X

Blame Opti...... he keeps telling me stuff I missed  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #393 on: 16 September 2015, 18:23:30 »

You know what, Webby, I wish you would officially put this dangle berries to bed.  :-X

Blame Opti...... he keeps telling me stuff I missed  ;D ;D ;D
Ah....Opti......
You know the lad at school that said stuff like "I wonder how far you could bend your ruler before it snaps....... ::)
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #394 on: 16 September 2015, 18:24:05 »

You know what, Webby, I wish you would officially put this dangle berries to bed.  :-X

Blame Opti...... he keeps telling me stuff I missed  ;D ;D ;D
Ah....Opti......
You know the lad at school that said stuff like "I wonder how far you could bend your ruler before it snaps....... ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #395 on: 16 September 2015, 19:02:33 »

You know what, Webby, I wish you would officially put this dangle berries to bed.  :-X

Blame Opti...... he keeps telling me stuff I missed  ;D ;D ;D
Ah....Opti......
You know the lad at school that said stuff like "I wonder how far you could bend your ruler before it snaps....... ::)

Please do tell us how much weight you added and how many degrees of bend in the science lab rig it managed before you reached the ruler material yield point? Was it repeatable and how did it compare with the manufacturers figures. ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D

Oh, and did you use an official Vauxhall ruler tester? ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #396 on: 16 September 2015, 19:06:34 »

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D

So.

As Opti has forced me to redo my tests  ::) ;D how do I get my grubby bear paws on one of these performance testers? sadly I don't even have enough to buy one so I can then return it as going on holiday next week.

can I rent one? or is there a lovely member that will rent it to me?
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« Reply #397 on: 16 September 2015, 19:07:47 »

FFS.......beam me up Scottie... ;D
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #398 on: 16 September 2015, 19:26:21 »

FFS.......beam me up Scottie... ;D

How long will that take? :P :P :P
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #399 on: 16 September 2015, 19:35:10 »

You know what, Webby, I wish you would officially put this dangle berries to bed.  :-X

Blame Opti...... he keeps telling me stuff I missed  ;D ;D ;D
Ah....Opti......
You know the lad at school that said stuff like "I wonder how far you could bend over......." ::)

Fixed.  ;)
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #400 on: 16 September 2015, 19:41:09 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Anyhoooooo  ::)

it seems that this will not rest until I use one of these things and take it to Santapod....thought I could get away with it. but clearly not  ::)

do we know if Vaux would have used super unleaded or standard ron95? weirdly the chap from vxhasnt replied  ::) ;D
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #401 on: 16 September 2015, 19:41:23 »

You know what, Webby, I wish you would officially put this dangle berries to bed.  :-X

Blame Opti...... he keeps telling me stuff I missed  ;D ;D ;D
Ah....Opti......
You know the lad at school that said stuff like "I wonder how far you could bend over......." ::)

Fixed.  ;)
Nah.....he's a different fella altogether. ;D
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #402 on: 16 September 2015, 19:42:21 »

;D ;D ;D ;D

Anyhoooooo  ::)

it seems that this will not rest until I use one of these things and take it to Santapod....thought I could get away with it. but clearly not  ::)

do we know if Vaux would have used super unleaded or standard ron95? weirdly the chap from vxhasnt replied  ::) ;D
No. He's probably hung himself.
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
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Re: Ok, I can officially put this 0-60 'dangle berries' to rest
« Reply #404 on: 16 September 2015, 19:47:32 »

;D ;D ;D ;D

Anyhoooooo  ::)

it seems that this will not rest until I use one of these things and take it to Santapod....thought I could get away with it. but clearly not  ::)

do we know if Vaux would have used super unleaded or standard ron95? weirdly the chap from vxhasnt replied  ::) ;D
No. He's probably hung himself.

I only wrote him 40 e mails. don't see the problem  :-\ :-\ :( ;D ;D ;D
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