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Mysteryman

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How long does it take...
« on: 21 October 2010, 13:03:18 »

....for the smell from a fart to reach your nose? I just trumped while sitting at my PC and the effect upon my olfactory bulb was almost instantaneous. :y


Interesting....or what? ;D
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #1 on: 21 October 2010, 13:05:24 »

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....for the smell from a fart to reach your nose? I just trumped while sitting at my PC and the effect upon my olfactory bulb was almost instantaneous. :y


Interesting....or what? ;D
Not surprising. You talk a load of s**t so your nose should be pretty close to your arse :D ;D
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #2 on: 21 October 2010, 13:12:46 »

I think it depends on the potency, I had sprouts on sunday and had a pantparp in my local. I cleared a 12 meter radius within milliseconds :o and actually made one person gag. Less potent ones can take 20 seconds or so!


You should search for a scientific study on the issue!
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #3 on: 21 October 2010, 13:17:54 »

Wakefield Council will give you a research grant
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #4 on: 21 October 2010, 13:27:18 »

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I think it depends on the potency, I had sprouts on sunday and had a pantparp in my local. I cleared a 12 meter radius within milliseconds :o and actually made one person gag. Less potent ones can take 20 seconds or so!


You should search for a scientific study on the issue!
 
:y Good effort.   ;D
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #5 on: 21 October 2010, 13:34:24 »

depends on the environment temperature, gas pressure, gas amount and your body position.. ;D ;D :P

if its colder than your body temperature , quickly ..
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #6 on: 21 October 2010, 13:35:56 »

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depends on the environment temperature, gas pressure, gas amount and your body position.. ;D ;D :P

if its colder than your body temperature , quickly ..

What an answer cem! you know your stuff in that department ;D :y
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #7 on: 21 October 2010, 13:39:07 »

The forum is usually very quiet at this time if day, but mention farts and it's away. Must be a male thing..... ;D
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #8 on: 21 October 2010, 13:40:25 »

i try to make sure i'm in a crowd before i drop 1. bit of a waste doing it by yourself i think. i prefer a nice small busy shop myself.  :)
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #9 on: 21 October 2010, 13:45:23 »

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The forum is usually very quiet at this time if day, but mention farts and it's away. Must be a male thing..... ;D

To be honest it's still as funny as when i was an 8 yr old boy, anyone still do dutch ovens to their ladies?
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #10 on: 21 October 2010, 13:48:36 »

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depends on the environment temperature, gas pressure, gas amount and your body position.. ;D ;D :P

if its colder than your body temperature , quickly ..

What an answer cem! you know your stuff in that department ;D :y

if you take 3 semesters of thermodynamics you anyway learn.. by the way I like that subject ;D ;D :y
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #11 on: 21 October 2010, 20:54:25 »

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The forum is usually very quiet at this time if day, but mention farts and it's away. Must be a male thing..... ;D

To be honest it's still as funny as when i was an 8 yr old boy, anyone still do dutch ovens to their ladies?

Prefer to call it "Stick It"... Sure you can work out the rules ::) ::) :D :D
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #12 on: 21 October 2010, 22:16:04 »

let one rip at work the day right in the gaffers face, he felt the vibrations in his face and the stench was instantanious, I was so proud  ;D
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Re: How long does it take...
« Reply #13 on: 21 October 2010, 22:20:52 »

my brother the school teacher once found himself in a tricky situation. after a sunday night on strong ales follows the monday morning of classes and meetings. unable to keep the festering brew any longer, slipped into a empty room and let rip.

didnt spot the poor solitary soul a few seats away..
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