Oh, wow. What can I say?
SINCERE THANKS to everyone here for the way you've helped out this particular stumbling, fumbling newbie with words of advice and encouragement -- it's like being lost in the dark, and then a group of folks show up with torches. Brilliant.
I certainly felt guilty (still do) about arriving here as a newbie (in every sense) with nothing to contribute other than a sort of begging letter, but hopefully I'll have something useful to offer in future, even if it's only my, er, resignation.
In the meantime though I (and Mrs Boss) will stick with OOF so as to read, learn, and inwardly digest. And then completely rebuild our Omega between breakfast and lunch. Um; one day.
For now though, the position is -- and, again, thanks from both of us to everyone here for "clueing" us in to what might or might not be happening -- the Omega limped the four miles from home to the garage this morning, with the accelerator trembling underfoot and vibrations even in the steering wheel.
The "exhaust emission" light was on all the time, though the garage says no, that isn't signifying the need for a new exhaust. What the "scanning" and sundry other inspections produced by way of results are:
1) Crankshaft sensor. Replacement cost: £59 plus fitting.
But there's also, sadly, a
2):New ignition coil. Replacement cost: £125 at best (non Vauxhall sourced) £180 at worst (if this part has to be obtained from the Vauxhall dealer).
Our garage "team" say the ignition coil fault is actually more serious than the crankshaft sensor failure -- it's also a fairly time consuming job to sort out. They're now chasing around to find an "after market"(?) ignition coil at the lower rate from their own contacts, and hope to have it in stock on Monday.
Ah well. Heigh ho. We've given the go-ahead because really, we need the Omega early next week to visit a sick relative. Neither Mrs Boss nor I have the foggiest idea what an ignition coil is but if it didn't need fixing then from past experience, we know our garage wouldn't be telling us that it does -- they're a super bunch of folks (like here, really!)
Many thanks again, then, to everyone here -- oh, and to Craig, special thanks for the photograph! Obviously, we're saving this thread and all the advice given, but the image is especially helpful. (Stu: garage actually said they had 'wondered' about this meter you referred to, but on detailed examination, no, it's OK.)
Finally, Jim: though nothing will shake our loyalty to this model, Mrs Boss and I do, on reflection, seem to have led a most uncomplicated life. . .
. . . Back when she was driving her Austin A40 Farina. And I had my Ford Anglia 105E, albeit that to start it, you had to crawl underneath and keep hitting the starter motor with a hammer.
But I guess it's what passed for Engine Management, long ago and far away. . .