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General Discussion Area / Re: I'm bored
« on: 13 April 2008, 00:29:48 »Quote
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So what are the rest of you doing?
As little as possible, at the moment. But tomorrow I'll be hanging more wall paper in the hall, stairs & landing.
Please play nicely. No one wants to listen/read a keyboard warriors rants....
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So what are the rest of you doing?
why
Quotesame here ......i think its a bloke thingcant be .....my son has hands like shovels you should see him go
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Probley not jaime but thats men all over looking at us womens boobs
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My paper bit lists 3 points from 6 years ago, so its now clean, but i have never bothered to send it off.
I told the insurance company about it, they said it would not change my policy if i sent it off.
Went to halfords to see how much their sparkplugs were, where I was told that they dont sell them in 6's but he would do me a deal on 8. Then when I needed to change them again he would do me a deal on another 4. I walked out happier than a really happy thing, because he only charged me £23 for 8 bosch super 4's which should of been £20 for 4!!
Quotebut have used the bonnet.
I`ve always liked hats!......IIRC 'Dutch Caps' are useful at such times.
not feeling well
my brain HURTS :-/
A plumber dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the Angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.
Just when he thinks things can't possible get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologises for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you!"
Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the heavenly-draftee sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive."
Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"
The man is awe struck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth agape. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."
That's simply impossible my son, says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
If Kate's car is being towed,is towing by straight bar allowed on Motorways?As far as I know you're REQUIRED to use a straight/rigid bar on a motor way & you're only allowed to use a rope to tow some one to the next junction & off.
anyone know what the law is concerning windcreens, ive noticed a little crack in the centre very bottom of screen, probably about 40mm long. mot isnt till next jan. can i repair it??
richie