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[Doctor Gollum]

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Moral of the story, if your back hurts, go straight to a chiropractor 

My back has hurt on & off for the past 30 odd years .... what's a chiropractor? 

A very sadistic osteopath. 

True, but I should have seen her about six weeks ago 

Obviously, being a man prevented me from doing so.

[Sir Tigger KC]

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Moral of the story, if your back hurts, go straight to a chiropractor 

My back has hurt on & off for the past 30 odd years .... what's a chiropractor? 

A very sadistic osteopath. 

True, but I should have seen her about six weeks ago 

Obviously, being a man prevented me from doing so.

Being a man... You should have gone to a nice Thai lady for a massage. 

[Doctor Gollum]

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Moral of the story, if your back hurts, go straight to a chiropractor 

My back has hurt on & off for the past 30 odd years .... what's a chiropractor? 

A very sadistic osteopath. 

True, but I should have seen her about six weeks ago 

Obviously, being a man prevented me from doing so.

Being a man... You should have gone to a nice Thai lady for a massage. 

One did offer on Maspalomas beach, trouble is, you don't know where they've been

[STEMO]

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Moral of the story, if your back hurts, go straight to a chiropractor 

My back has hurt on & off for the past 30 odd years .... what's a chiropractor? 

A very sadistic osteopath. 

True, but I should have seen her about six weeks ago 

Obviously, being a man prevented me from doing so.

Are you trying to convince us that you're a man, or yourself? PM me if you want to talk, it will remain confidential. Honest.

[Doctor Gollum]

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Moral of the story, if your back hurts, go straight to a chiropractor 

My back has hurt on & off for the past 30 odd years .... what's a chiropractor? 

A very sadistic osteopath. 

True, but I should have seen her about six weeks ago 

Obviously, being a man prevented me from doing so.

Are you trying to convince us that you're a man, or yourself? PM me if you want to talk, it will remain confidential. Honest.

It's in the rules... Being a man makes the most trivial of health issues fatal. But obviously you can't go to the doctor in case they discover that you have mere seconds to live.

Those same rules dictate that women are always feeling cold and insecure.

[Sir Tigger KC]

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Moral of the story, if your back hurts, go straight to a chiropractor 

My back has hurt on & off for the past 30 odd years .... what's a chiropractor? 

A very sadistic osteopath. 

True, but I should have seen her about six weeks ago 

Obviously, being a man prevented me from doing so.

Being a man... You should have gone to a nice Thai lady for a massage. 

One did offer on Maspalomas beach, trouble is, you don't know where they've been

I suggested you get a massage, not swap bodily fluids. 

[countrywoman]

Well I am warm and okay!! My back is still giving me grief, wear and tear after 50 years on the spanners. It takes longer for recovery now I am 68.

[Andy B]

Well I am warm and okay!! My back is still giving me grief, wear and tear after 50 years on the spanners. It takes longer for recovery now I am 68.

Tell me about it ..... & I'm only nearly 62.  Mauling about at work yesterday with  1.5"(ish) pitch triplex chain & its associated sprockets .... you could hardly lift each of them on their own. All outside in the pi55ing rain & wind, 15' up in the air on a scaffold platform ..... can't wait to go back to work in the new year to finish it off! 

[Mr Skrunts]

Phone scammers

Today is 3 network

Guessing its nothing to dp with 3 mobile.

They know my name and number,  But not if Apple/Android.

What Phone do I have?
How much do I pay?


They offered me 40% off my contract.

I pay £6 monthly sim only.

They offered me a deal deal for a fiver.

I love wasting there time, I was bored.  I never sucscribe to cold callers. especially those who cant calculate 40% discount.

[Rangie]

Well I am warm and okay!! My back is still giving me grief, wear and tear after 50 years on the spanners. It takes longer for recovery now I am 68.

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Keep moving as much as you can,  swimming & walking has helped me get to 70 no mobility problems.👍

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Being at work for 12 hours today and tomorrow. Just sat watching telly and web browsing.
I could be at home helping with the Christmas food prep. 

[STEMO]

Being at work for 12 hours today and tomorrow. Just sat watching telly and web browsing.
I could be at home helping with the Christmas food prep. 

I would come out of retirement for a job that started on 23rd December and finished on 2nd January. I'd probably do it for no money but free food and drink. Seriously.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Got a bloke here who hates working the Christmas rota. I will tell him about you and you can come and cover his shifts next Christmas. 

[Rangie]

Worked over Christmas many times in the ambulance service & prison service, wouldn't work anywhere for any amount of money now, enjoy retirement too much.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Which is fair enough, but as you probably know, when its part of the job, you just get on with it.
No point in whinging about it imo, if you took the job knowing what was involved.