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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Dogs and cats can't.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hmmm dogs and cats can lick their balls, where dolphins and possibly chimps can't so he's not on about that. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Dolphins and chimps can also order food from a French language menu.......but it's not that either. 

[STEMO]

Hold their breath and swim to the bottom of the ocean? Splash people in boats? Communicate over long distances? Who fickin knows?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Hold their breath and swim to the bottom of the ocean? Splash people in boats? Communicate over long distances? Who fickin knows?

Individuals with intellect.

[STEMO]

Hold their breath and swim to the bottom of the ocean? Splash people in boats? Communicate over long distances? Who fickin knows?

Individuals with intellect.

Well, why are you asking if you don't know the answer?

[STEMO]

If I really had to think about it, I'd say it's use tools. Which is more than you can do. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Hold their breath and swim to the bottom of the ocean? Splash people in boats? Communicate over long distances? Who fickin knows?

Individuals with intellect.

Well, why are you asking if you don't know the answer?

I do know the answer. I'm surprised the question is proving so difficult.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If I really had to think about it, I'd say it's use tools. Which is more than you can do. 

No. A chimp could use simple tools but I'm not sure how Flipper would manage.

[STEMO]

If I really had to think about it, I'd say it's use tools. Which is more than you can do. 

No. A chimp could use simple tools but I'm not sure how Flipper would manage.

https://oceantoday.noaa.gov/newsoftheday_dolphinsusetools/

[STEMO]

So, my answer is correct, even if it's not the answer you had in mind. Bollic brain. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So, my answer is correct, even if it's not the answer you had in mind. Bollic brain. 

Fair point, but my answer has more to do with the intellectual capacity of chimps and dolphins, which is far higher than that of a dog or cat.

[STEMO]

So, my answer is correct, even if it's not the answer you had in mind. Bollic brain. 

Fair point, but my answer has more to do with the intellectual capacity of chimps and dolphins, which is far higher than that of a dog or cat.

Yes, the intellectual capacity to take something from their surroundings and use it as a tool.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So, my answer is correct, even if it's not the answer you had in mind. Bollic brain. 

Fair point, but my answer has more to do with the intellectual capacity of chimps and dolphins, which is far higher than that of a dog or cat.

Yes, the intellectual capacity to take something from their surroundings and use it as a tool.

Look....stop being a scouse smartarse. That is not the answer I'm looking for.

[STEMO]

So, my answer is correct, even if it's not the answer you had in mind. Bollic brain. 

Fair point, but my answer has more to do with the intellectual capacity of chimps and dolphins, which is far higher than that of a dog or cat.

Yes, the intellectual capacity to take something from their surroundings and use it as a tool.

Look....stop being a scouse smartarse. That is not the answer I'm looking for.

What is the answer you're looking for? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm going for a dump.

[STEMO]

I'm going for a dump.

Yes, sit on you brain for a while 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Your boy would know the answer. He is indeed fortunate his intelligence comes from his mother.

[STEMO]

Your boy would know the answer. He is indeed fortunate his intelligence comes from his mother.

I know, I've given you the answer. Just because you're answer is different, and probably less interesting, it doesn't make it any more valid than my answer. 

[redelitev6]

Have an orgasm ?

[dave the builder]

Have an orgasm ?

Who ? Uncle Stemo 

chimps and dolphins have sex for pleasure you mean , rather than just to reproduce ?
 

[dave the builder]

insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole 

That only works if the monkey is wearing stockings and suspenders.

[dave the builder]

insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole 

That only works if the monkey is wearing stockings and suspenders.

whatever floats your boat 
no doubt your furiously checking for youtube videos as I type 

[Nick W]

insert pic of monkey with his kn*b stuffed in a dolphin's blow hole 

That only works if the monkey is wearing stockings and suspenders.

whatever floats your boat 
no doubt your furiously checking for Youtube videos as I type 

That might require a slightly more specialist website

[YZ250]

Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection. 

[STEMO]

Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection. 

It took you seven hours to find that on Google 

[Doctor Gollum]

Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection. 

It took you seven hours to find that on Google 

His VPN puts him in Sydney... 

[YZ250]

Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection. 

It took you seven hours to find that on Google 

 

Not at all. I knew the answer straight away. 

Straight away after I'd typed 'What can dolphins and chimps do that dogs and cats can't' in to Google.   

[STEMO]

Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection. 

It took you seven hours to find that on Google 

 

Not at all. I knew the answer straight away. 

Straight away after I'd typed 'What can dolphins and chimps do that dogs and cats can't' in to Google.   

When I did that, it took me straight to Opti's thread 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection. 

At last.....a man with intellect. I realise now I was expecting too  much from the old scouse boy.

Yes.....very few animal have self awareness.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

In future, for STMO, I'll make the question more easy.

Something like.....who won the world cup in 1966, and what year was the battle of Hastings.

[Nick W]

Dogs and cats can't.

Dolphins and chimps can recognise their own reflection. 

At last.....a man with intellect. I realise now I was expecting too  much from the old scouse boy.

Yes.....very few animal people  have self awareness.

FTFY

[STEMO]

In future, for STMO, I'll make the question more easy.

Something like.....who won the world cup in 1966, and what year was the battle of Hastings.

What you you mean, you'll make the question easier? I could visit Google, probably for most of the day if I had as much time on my hands as you, pluck a factoid from anywhere and then present it as a question on here. Pretending all the time, of course, that it can from my vast knowledge bank......not from my compulsive viewings of Google and YouTube.

The answer presented by the 'man with intellect' was found on Google, he tells you so. But you so eager to drop your pearls of wisdom that you forget/CBA to read the previous posts properly. Or, maybe, you just can't read properly.
No wonder the headteacher was always caning your arse 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

In future, for STMO, I'll make the question more easy.

Something like.....who won the world cup in 1966, and what year was the battle of Hastings.

What you you mean, you'll make the question easier? I could visit Google, probably for most of the day if I had as much time on my hands as you, pluck a factoid from anywhere and then present it as a question on here. Pretending all the time, of course, that it can from my vast knowledge bank......not from my compulsive viewings of Google and YouTube.

The answer presented by the 'man with intellect' was found on Google, he tells you so. But you so eager to drop your pearls of wisdom that you forget/CBA to read the previous posts properly. Or, maybe, you just can't read properly.
No wonder the headteacher was always caning your arse 

He helped fix my mower so that is good enough for me.

Not once did a 'headteacher' cane my arse. The headmaster did.

[STEMO]

In future, for STMO, I'll make the question more easy.

Something like.....who won the world cup in 1966, and what year was the battle of Hastings.

What you you mean, you'll make the question easier? I could visit Google, probably for most of the day if I had as much time on my hands as you, pluck a factoid from anywhere and then present it as a question on here. Pretending all the time, of course, that it can from my vast knowledge bank......not from my compulsive viewings of Google and YouTube.

The answer presented by the 'man with intellect' was found on Google, he tells you so. But you so eager to drop your pearls of wisdom that you forget/CBA to read the previous posts properly. Or, maybe, you just can't read properly.
No wonder the headteacher was always caning your arse 

He helped fix my mower so that is good enough for me.

Not once did a 'headteacher' cane my arse. The headmaster did.

It's like knocking on a hollow, wooden vessel, and expecting more then a dull echo to come out.